Bad news for brahs who eat out sloots

[mesobuild]

Hsv 1 and 2 don't do anything or put you risk for anything other than an embarrassing conversation

It does when your immune system falls. Causes brain damage, even.

[Cleveland33]

#worthit

[Uhyeahokay]

https://www.cdc.gov/hpv/parents/cancer.html


Nearly 12,000 brahs a year will get hpv tounge cancer from eating out sloots

~2000 will get anal cancer (this may be homo brahs only)

~800 will get penis cancer. Yes your penis gets removed if you get this




https://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditi...er-on-oral-sex

Actor Michael douglas is one

Odds are pretty good a public bathroom doorknob is covered in it since people don’t wash their hands. Probably a good reason not to pay fast foodies to make your food too

ITT I learned we can't eat out at all.

[phaginator]

LMFAO if you eat out non virgin pussy.

Strong CUCKS itt!

[BorderPatrol505]

It does when your immune system falls. Causes brain damage, even.

If your immune system "fails" you got bigger problems to worry about

[Cleveland33]

LMFAO if you eat out non virgin pussy.

Strong CUCKS itt!

LMFAO if you don't!

There's nothing better son

[phaginator]

LMFAO if you don't!

There's nothing better son

Imagine eating out a sloot that had 10+ cawcks in her

[Cleveland33]

Imagine eating a sloot that 10+ cawcks in her

Imagine? I've done it several times

[mellowfellow01]

Got vaccinated at 13 started devouring lady water melon at age 14

[phaginator]

Imagine? I've done it several times

[DesiredUserphag]

Welp, I've eaten out 60-70 girls so I'll just LDAR

jk I'll keep eating out foreign girls all over the world because it's the best thing to live for so fuk it SRS

Tongue, teeth and gums are just fine at the moment at age 32. Liver probably not so much

LMFAO if you don't use Listerine the moment you're done eating a girl out though. I do it even if they have the freshest vag on the planet

[Cleveland33]

I'll be doing it again in about eight hours

[phaginator]

Given the majority of miscers are FA incels, nothing for you to worry about...

Not to mention that trope of "Islam was right about women" means that all you holier-than-thou fuktards won't be sinning by having sexual relationships outside of marriage! jfl

Islam is still right about women though

[Polaris]

Imagine? I've done it several times

Yeah...heat of the moment.

I used to be one of those "that's cuck behavior"/gross types (vaginas are pretty gross when you really think about it), but then I finally gave it a try and...well I found it surprisingly enjoyable.

I've already been aware of this for awhile, sure as phuck hope it doesn't happen to me. Cant even do some damn cunnilingus without potentially getting oral or throat cancer.

[Cleveland33]

Yeah...heat of the moment.

I used to be one of those "that's cuck behavior"/gross types (vaginas are pretty gross when you really think about it), but then I finally gave it a try and...well I found it surprisingly enjoyable.

I've already been aware of this for awhile, sure as phuck hope it doesn't happen to me. Cant even do some damn cunnilingus without potentially getting oral or throat cancer.

You're 36? When you start dating the divorcees (it's coming if you haven't already) - they are just getting out of a sexless marriage. And I will bet it has been even longer since a guy has gone down on them. I dated a girl once, it had been over 15 years since someone had eaten her out. You do it enthusiastically ... she'll do anything you want after that. I have had several tell me that they never were able to get off that way - tell them to just relax, it's not about getting you off, it's about making you feel good. A) they'll relax and then actually get off B) again, they'll do anything you want after

[arod204]

Love eating out cuties, kill count is 30+ and have probably gone down on half of them. How much trouble is my throat in OP? LMAO.


We all die some day, may as well die doing what I love.

[DesiredUserphag]

I've already been aware of this for awhile, sure as phuck hope it doesn't happen to me. Cant even do some damn cunnilingus without potentially getting oral or throat cancer.

I wouldn't worry brah. Life is garbage without a bit of risk. Don't let any betas, who don't get any pussy, talk you out of diving into more yourself boyo!

[ss367]

Love eating out cuties, kill count is 30+ and have probably gone down on half of them. How much trouble is my throat in OP? LMAO.


We all die some day, may as well die doing what I love.

Guarantee you have already had and got rid of hpv

[Cleveland33]

Love eating out cuties, kill count is 30+ and have probably gone down on half of them. How much trouble is my throat in OP? LMAO.


We all die some day, may as well die doing what I love.

only half?

tempted to neg...

[Achilles87]

Time to take up smoking then. Fuk it I'm all in.

[Frank Drebin]

A risk I'm willing to take

[Nestaaa]

I'm getting a vaccine. It's crazy that I see this now. I've recently starting getting a weird taste and breath in my mouth about an hour after I brush my teeth for about a week now. This has never happened before. It may be HPV related? I went and saw a dentist and they said my oral hygiene is great and maybe I'm noticing it because of mask wearing from covid.


I don't wear a fukin mask.

[TheCore84]

Doesn't pretty much everyone have some form of HPV?

Guessing it's too late for me

This. Op is just fearmongering.

Also don’t eat dirty pussy.

[Syko617]

anything good in life has risks

cant live my life scared of everything

[xlncx]

What about if it smells fishy, are we still good to go or is that a sign to hold off (srs)

[nothingshocking]

This is new and exciting

[mujie]

Tongueinholes Crew

[Jax05]

Welp..find something you love and let it kill you has a whole 'nother meaning now.

[UGoneGetVaxxed]

Cliffs on HPV?

[DrumsNotDead]

worth it