Chain of events leading to zombie outbreak in florida (again)

[brbbowflex]

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doc...ry?id=16436402

Oh ****:

A Florida anesthesiologist is facing felony battery charges after he allegedly banged his head repeatedly against the inside of a patrol car until he bled and and then spat blood into a sergeant's face when he was pulled over on suspicion of drunken driving, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was driving along the Central Florida Greeneway early Sunday morning when he nearly hit a state trooper's vehicle and the trooper had to swerve into the other lane.

Bird was pulled over and failed a field sobriety test, after which he was handcuffed and arrested for driving under the influence, according to FHP spokeswoman Sgt. Kim Montes. The officers found $40,000 in cash in his pocket, she said, and Capt. John Lynch and trooper Mark Casselbury put Bird in the back of the patrol car.

[IronLyfe]

Who knows.. It's getting closer to Dec 21st 2012. Maybe the end of the world doesnt all happen on one day like the movie "2012". It might start off small a couple months before and progress further until that date.. Just my $.02

oh lawd

[YWOC]

And not 1 working link was seen that day

[Workout4ever]

I have watched all episodes of the walking dead, 28 days/weeks later, dawn of the dead, etc.


i am ready

[UkShredded]

play song while browsing misc zombie threads and enjoy your day

[Budjola]

Looks like CIA is doing some tests again.


Conspiracy of peace.

[AJ1528]

I have watched all episodes of the walking dead, 28 days/weeks later, dawn of the dead, etc.


i am ready

Fellow South Florida brah, we must band together.

[soltinus]

In for updates

[Kiwi_Fella]

name?

[N1tr0]

[srirachasauce1]

lol who is this guy, theres another pic of him posing with guns lmao

[CallmeMaster]

need a name now!

[wayprotein]

NONE of the links work.

OP is trolling or something fishy is going on...

i dont know if the links work but i can verify that most of the stories are tru i have seen them in newspapers the past couple weeks OP is just piecing them together

Not Zombies


the crossed

[Img]http://horrorhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/crossed-restaurant.jpg

[Img]http://www.avatarpress.com/2008solic/10/larger/cross1w.jpg

what is that? a comic book? looks interesting

[AintMad]

chris redfield checking in


pepper your angus brahs


its about time.....

[latsbrah305]

south florida brah checkin in
brb peppering my angus

[BigPimpinBrah]

if i dont get her name im gonna hurt someone

[DJKhaled]

Come at me zombies

[SeazBrah]

need a name now!

That's Charlie Sweets brah.

[celticbrah]

Fuk your island..

Ours is better.



I have a special set of skills that will see me excel in a zombie ridden environment.. Bring it flesh eaters!

90% of your island looks like this

[VitaCrave]

name?

Charlie Sweets on mfc

now everyone rep me

[jacobjx]

Other thread was deleted?? delete this if need be

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: reaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/termina...n-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westch...in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin�s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loca...153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/2...l-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: �Disoriented� passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25...iami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim�s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doc...ry?id=16436402

5/27 Man in critical condition after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2...at_police.html

Stop reading /b/. Thanks.

[stepintoliquid]

op a bunch of your links dont work

Come at me zombies

mirin so hard

[chaser6259]

hope to see you all in 28 days

or 28 weeks?

[Gibb1991]

Im going to florida in 3 weeks... I hate OP

[Softworn]

Florida Brah, checking in here.


Sh*t's getting real. I'm going to bang Milla Jovovitch before any of you can, so I will contract the T-virus and psychic powers before the sh*t hits the fan over at Umbrella Corp.

This thread is legit.

That is all.

[tnel00]

Come at me zombies

Lil...you'll be the first to die. Guns aren't effective on a zombie apocalypse cause they make too much noise and life doesn't have an unlimited ammo cheat

[GreedyCEO]

Misc, if a zombie outbreak does happen I have no weapons and I'm a weak **** what do I do?

[Softworn]

hope to see you all in 28 days

[GreedyCEO]

play song while browsing misc zombie threads and enjoy your day

Nope

[Hctap]

Ameribrah's better start reading their Zombie Survival Guides



Just don't get infected and jump on a plane to the UK you *******s