*Ross Erstling's LIVE Comedy Performance!

[Starkk]

Hi, Ross-

Long time listener, first time caller; here's my question. Is it possible that there is more than one of you? I've been led to believe that you are the "one and only", however, my concern is that there could possibly be replicas, clones, android versions or possibly an evil twin with which we may to contend in the rapidly approaching future. In this future, where there is potentially more than one solitary Ross, I envision an apocalyptic landscape, complete with maniacal savages tormenting innocent survivors as they try and make their way to the "promised land" or a location with no other Ross's to plague them.

Regards and thanks in advance for a response,

Starkk

[RossErstling]

Ross Erstling You are a skinny *** with an ugly girl. You probably have a tiny penis and hate your life ahahahh

Hey guys look how nice Russ was to me. He posted this on my FB page. He is so cool.

That's because you were leaving rude and offensive comments on my page bro. Hell, i'll still send you AndroGenerator if you really won, we were out of stock and then our building was ROBBED.

[Robboe]

You kept talking about the same stuff...why were people even laughing?

I have an idea why people were laughing at him. I do this often myself.

[pwicks83]

That's because you were leaving rude and offensive comments on my page bro. Hell, i'll still send you AndroGenerator if you really won, we were out of stock and then our building was ROBBED.

No thanks I'm all set. But I'm sure all the other people would want there's. I only expressed my opinion. If you were funny I would of said that.

[INGENIUM]

then our building was ROBBED.

damn...someone made out with a serious haul...

costume jewelry + AndroGenerator = jackpot.

[RossErstling]

damn...someone made out with a serious haul...

costume jewelry + AndroGenerator = jackpot.

20 computers, a 50k copy machine, and over 200k worth of watches, costume jewelry, and electronics.

[Starkk]

20 computers, a 50k copy machine, and over 200k worth of watches, costume jewelry, and electronics.

Why would you keep 400,000 watches in your building?

[RossErstling]

Why would you keep 400,000 watches in your building?

My father owns a large company that manufactures and imports.

[~Hades~]

Why would you keep 400,000 watches in your building?

My father owns a large company that manufactures and imports.

lol @ unaware genius

[Illadelphia]

That's because you were leaving rude and offensive comments on my page bro. Hell, i'll still send you AndroGenerator if you really won, we were out of stock and then our building was ROBBED.

People stole androgenerator

:bertstare:


Did you call the FBI???

What would Vaughn say???

Was there a gascan near the freight entrance???

[BringnIt]

Personally I think you just stole Acetyl CoA's routine and switched "Spirodex" to testosterone.

That octopus joke was brilliant, though, never let anyone tell you otherwise.

The audio is a little hard to hear, but am I correct in hearing the joke as this:

"An octupus has what, 8 limbs, wut, 8 limbs, right?"

[fitnfirm]

my daughter is in second grade and just got a 100/100 on her leaf project. I emailed david wechsler and he said that equates to a 165 iq. Suck it.

lmfao

[RossErstling]

DAMN! And how the hell do you get a 50K copy machine out of a building? Isn't that going to seem kind of obvious rolling it out? Those things are rather large.

It's like a scene straight out of the office....

It was an inside job, they came in at night over the weekend with a TRUCK and actually loaded everything in our freight elevators.

[Starkk]

It was an inside job, they came in at night over the weekend with a TRUCK and actually loaded everything in our freight elevators.

Sounds like you were in on it

You get dat der insurance check, brah?

[RossErstling]

Sounds like you were in on it

You get dat der insurance check, brah?

Police are investigating. Yes, we are covered.

[Synapsin]

Interesting take on your view of the WISC.

[UHCougar05]

Personally I think you just stole Acetyl CoA's routine and switched "Spirodex" to testosterone.

That octopus joke was brilliant, though, never let anyone tell you otherwise.

The audio is a little hard to hear, but am I correct in hearing the joke as this:

"An octupus has what, 8 limbs, wut, 8 limbs, right?"

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to Tip your veal and try the waitress...

[intrusionzero]

IQ Test is a predictor of intelligence that does not change. Your IQ stays the same(for the most part) throughout the duration of your life. Intelligence is not a measure of knowledge, it's a measure of cognitive function. I took the test at 15, my IQ is accurate.

lol you obviously dont know how an IQ test works

[7percent]

Lettuce be reality, you guys may not like Ross, but you gotta admit he is f-ucking huge. But ya, I didn't get the comedy routine.

For the purpose of this forum Ross is actually a real bodybuilder.

[njmuscle66]

My father owns a large company that manufactures and imports.

Ross didn't Buddy Valastro lease 200,000 sq in the same office park in Jersey City? Another reality show TV star for you.

[Starkk]

Lettuce be reality, you guys may not like Ross, but you gotta admit he is f-ucking huge. But ya, I didn't get the comedy routine.

For the purpose of this forum Ross is actually a real bodybuilder.

[Rodzilla01]

[TMac26]

Lettuce be reality, you guys may not like Ross, but you gotta admit he is f-ucking huge. But ya, I didn't get the comedy routine.

For the purpose of this forum Ross is actually a real bodybuilder.

While Ross is big, he runs cycles year 'round.

[RossErstling]

Lettuce be reality, you guys may not like Ross, but you gotta admit he is f-ucking huge. But ya, I didn't get the comedy routine.

For the purpose of this forum Ross is actually a real bodybuilder.

Thanks man, just to get an idea of how big I actually am, check out this pic of me and my boy Sitch:

[Vitruvian]

Lettuce be reality, you guys may not like Ross, but you gotta admit he is f-ucking huge. But ya, I didn't get the comedy routine.

For the purpose of this forum Ross is actually a real bodybuilder.

Someone around here has a man-crush.....

Thanks man, just to get an idea of how big I actually am, check out this pic of me and my boy Sitch:

Quoted for 7percent's ease of fap

[RossErstling]

Someone around here has a man-crush.....



Quoted for 7percent's ease of fap

You look like a LITTLE BOY

[SupaNatural]

This thread is comedy. That's all.

[Vitruvian]

You look like a LITTLE BOY

You look like a LARGE VEINY PENIS WEARING A REALLY THIN BEANIE CAP OF HAIR

Now that we have our observations out of the way, I apologize if I spoke rudely of the only person on the forum who likes you. I assure you, I will not let it happen again.

[SNOstorm]

Thanks man, just to get an idea of how big I actually am, check out this pic of me and my boy Sitch:

In fairness, while we've all seen him on TV, the episodes were taped long before they aired so we are not sure how big he is in that picture.

To get an idea of how big you actually are, we'd need to know how far along you were on that lollipop. Was it freshly opened? Or nearly finished?

[Starkk]