¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread v.2¬¬¬

[ipleadthe5th]

ffffuuuuuuuuuuu dowant/10

I hit her up with the johnny depp line

I'm not hard to find. I'll be waiting.

I know this womaaannnn

[BoilerUpIndy]

I hit her up with the johnny depp line



I know this womaaannnn

LOL brah, she came up on my homepage....100 miles away. You in Ohio?

[ipleadthe5th]

LOL brah, she came up on my homepage....100 miles away. You in Ohio?

S Carolina

[Aethix]

getting the hang of this.

Her initiating convo : hi cutie how are you? how was your weekend?
me: Lets just get to the point. You + me tomorrow evening. I'll pick the time and place.
Her : Text me xxx.xxx.xxx

Went full on alpha since her profile says.

please dont message me if you only want to talk on line text or email (im not looking for a pin pal

mandatory pics




5/10 but i just need to get my d wet. I'll wrap it up. Possibly with aluminum.

[BoilerUpIndy]

getting the hang of this.

Her initiating convo : hi cutie how are you? how was your weekend?
me: Lets just get to the point. You + me tomorrow evening. I'll pick the time and place.
Her : Text me xxx.xxx.xxx

Went full on alpha since her profile says.


5/10 but i just need to get my d wet. I'll wrap it up. Possibly with aluminum.

U gonna suck on those double D's brah?

[KouRon]

Yup. I'm 5'10" and not a dainty fairy, another 30-40lbs to lose and I'll be in the right weight range. Call me fat, I've heard it all before. All that matters to me is that I'm changing myself for the better.

No hate at all.

Just questioning stats.

You seem legit. So continue....


PS. Doesn't it piss you off when you post the "minimum standard meme" and all you get in reply is a "lmao" or a "lol". Its making me rage!!!

[misha2dope]

I'm not hard to find. I'll be waiting.

Stina, something about your face is hella cute! mmhm hahhaha ;]

[StinaSaurus]

No hate at all.

Just questioning stats.

You seem legit. So continue....


PS. Doesn't it piss you off when you post the "minimum standard meme" and all you get in reply is a "lmao" or a "lol". Its making me rage!!!

I am extremely legit, thanks for pointing that out. I'd say I wasn't aware of that previously, but in reality I actually was.

Acronyms are unacceptable responses, but general lack of creativity/proper grammar in life makes me rage. Actually, pretty much anything has the ability to make me rage. Case in point today - women drivers.

[Aethix]

U gonna suck on those double D's brah?

making them motorboat sounds right now.

[Neto472_old]

I hit her up with the johnny depp line

obv fake profile, pics all over the internet

getting the hang of this.

Her initiating convo : hi cutie how are you? how was your weekend?
me: Lets just get to the point. You + me tomorrow evening. I'll pick the time and place.
Her : Text me xxx.xxx.xxx

Went full on alpha since her profile says.

lmfao i have her n00ds srs

[Aethix]

obv fake profile, pics all over the internet



lmfao i have her n00ds srs

I'll text them to her before she texts them to me. ._.

[NsomNiak]

this ^^^^ lmao.

Sent a bish the account closed line and got this:

"haha funny email but I have to disagree, I'm clearly a 10, 8.5 is def low on the scale. And I dont settle for anybody who thinks less. "

HELP BRAHS...she's a hottie.

[Neto472_old]

send em. I'll text them to her before she texts them to me. ._.

lol I remember going like



so I might have deleted them. I'll check my email

edit: deleted her pics, just ask her to send you some... its not pretty but i'd hit it if drunk and desperate

[Aesthetical]

So im finally bored of this sh!t...still talking to the okc soccer chick, everything else I let fizzle out. Shes the only one worth getting to know, the polish chick hits me up from time to time but im not wasting gas to drive to her, she can come to me if she wants me that bad.

Also went away for spring weekend in new hampshire and fuked a chick the second night. She said that she thinks im a player and was asking how many girls i fuked in the last month. Felt good to hear even though im not a player at all lol. At least I know I have potential. Also the girls we were staying with, I walked around without my shirt after I showered and one said I have a really nice body, none of my other friends got any compliments.

feelsgoodman.jpg

[rickbro]

ffffuuuuuuuuuuu dowant/10

fake as phuck brah, seen that bottom picture thousands of times. i suggest you tinyeye it

[ipleadthe5th]

Got a bish that lives an hr away wanting to meet up. Im married yet my profile says otherwise for trolling purposes. Its the bish from pg 132. I worked hard as hell and now Im gonna have to be a douchebag to put her off. I never got nudes but I got pics of her tits in a bra, brah.

[BoilerUpIndy]

this ^^^^ lmao.

Sent a bish the account closed line and got this:

"haha funny email but I have to disagree, I'm clearly a 10, 8.5 is def low on the scale. And I dont settle for anybody who thinks less. "

HELP BRAHS...she's a hottie.

Brah, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me. Did we message the same girl? haha. First I replyed back saying something like "there is no such thing as a 10, and a 9/10 is hard to come by these days...but an 8/10 could be bumped to 9/10 if she has an awesome personality" Bish replied back saying "I'll just wait for a guy who thinks I'm a 10".

Then I replied back with "lol, if a guy tells you that you are a 10 (based on just reading your profile and seeing your pics), then he is an insecure beta who is just white knighting you. You can find thousands of them on this website. On the other hand, a confident alpha male knows that there is more to a woman than just her looks and what she writes in her profile. If beta males are your preference, then I'll just move on..." IDK, I bet the bish got mad b/c she didn't reply back. I'm notevenmad.jpg

[BoilerUpIndy]

fake as phuck brah, seen that bottom picture thousands of times. i suggest you tinyeye it

Thanks brah, but I didn't message her...she lives in Ohio and at the moment I'm not messaging anyone outside of Indy. I'll tinyeye future pics for sure.

[ipleadthe5th]

This bish is trying to IM me on POF and its blocked at work.....






Me: I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?

Her: lol

Me: Is that a yes?

Her: ***IM request***

Me: Hey (username). I got your IM request but being at work my IM on POF is blocked my this insane firewall. The Jimmy Newtron looking kid that works in the basement is the biggest beta ******* of all time and I guess his jealous of guys such as myself compels him to try and hold me back but I always find a way to win b/c Im a champion

[ipleadthe5th]

Me: I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?

Her: CLEVER...But why can't I be your Lefty and you be my Donnie Brasco that was a much better movie...just sayin!

Me: I never saw Blow, I just read the back of the DVD case. I was really hoping you'd be game for the flight south b/c I was planning on snagging this crop dusting plane from my buddies pot supplier. I can pick you up on the way, pack light because we're probably going to have to lap it. How big is your backyard?

Her: I am a GIRL asking us to PACK LIGHT is like asking us for anal...we don't REALLY like it but do it to please you men....
I refuse!!!You just don't bring anything so I can pack more!

Me: I wasn't planning on packing any clothes b/c bodies like mine weren't meant to be covered. Listen, be punctual, wear some roller blades and just throw your luggage plane and whatever sticks can go with us.

Her: can't you just send me a private jet after you make some big bucks?

Me: If you don't go with I'll prob just hook up with prostitute, which is pretty easy for me b/c I was born in a brothel in Cuba. I didn't move to the States until I was 12. Spanish is actually my 1st language. The only channel we got on the 12 inch b&w TV was the History Channel so when I wasn't working out I was watching that.

Her: we'd make a great pair I was born in Ireland and didn't learn English until...well that's a lie I always new it BUT I speak Irish fluently! Cuba though? Really...I don't think I like Cubaish people...just sayin...and your deff. not cute enough to get any high class hookers so I'm not concerned!

Me: Ok look, for women like you, I'd chop my hands off with a salty turkey carver and swim through shark infested waters with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my only air supply and a grizzly bear on my back just to have a chance to touch their luscious legs with one my prosthetic hands so please keeps your negs to a minimum, else you will find I am validating myself over and over to you just like all the other white knights you meet on POF. Nom sayin'?

Her: no...I don't...AT ALL!!! I haven't "Nom what you were sayin" since you said hello!

Me: It’s a pity that we can't seem to hit it off in our messages b/c I was hoping if we did I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juice head and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again if not then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.

[A_Hard_Rain]

So im finally bored of this sh!t...still talking to the okc soccer chick, everything else I let fizzle out. Shes the only one worth getting to know, the polish chick hits me up from time to time but im not wasting gas to drive to her, she can come to me if she wants me that bad.

Also went away for spring weekend in new hampshire and fuked a chick the second night. She said that she thinks im a player and was asking how many girls i fuked in the last month. Felt good to hear even though im not a player at all lol. At least I know I have potential. Also the girls we were staying with, I walked around without my shirt after I showered and one said I have a really nice body, none of my other friends got any compliments.

feelsgoodman.jpg

same here, it's gotten a bit old. might pick up on it again in a few months when there are a fresh batch of fishes.

i've gotten one regular f*ck buddy out of it and another girl 2 hours away who wants to f*ck me. might convince her to drive to me pretty soon

10k posts lol, strong life

[Black_Dread]

same here, it's gotten a bit old. might pick up on it again in a few months when there are a fresh batch of fishes.

i've gotten one regular f*ck buddy out of it and another girl 2 hours away who wants to f*ck me. might convince her to drive to me pretty soon

10k posts lol, strong life

hahah getting bored?!


nah i know what you mean... i just had 7 new messages on OKC now i pick and choose who i respond too. i might hold off for a couple days and let some new bishes show up then work on them.. cuz literally everyone who shows up in the search pages i am talking to or have messaged.

[ipleadthe5th]

hhhhahahahahaha i just tried to send the Johnny Depp copy/pasta and got a msg from POF that says they block copy/paste messages and to go back and edit it. LMFAO

It let it go thru after I put a space between the word down and the ? at the end.

[PLANETGETLOW]

same here, it's gotten a bit old. might pick up on it again in a few months when there are a fresh batch of fishes.

i've gotten one regular f*ck buddy out of it and another girl 2 hours away who wants to f*ck me. might convince her to drive to me pretty soon

10k posts lol, strong life

Post up some pics of the mens you're trollin lover-boy

[TehMan]

Me: I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?

Her: CLEVER...But why can't I be your Lefty and you be my Donnie Brasco that was a much better movie...just sayin!

Me: I never saw Blow, I just read the back of the DVD case. I was really hoping you'd be game for the flight south b/c I was planning on snagging this crop dusting plane from my buddies pot supplier. I can pick you up on the way, pack light because we're probably going to have to lap it. How big is your backyard?

Her: I am a GIRL asking us to PACK LIGHT is like asking us for anal...we don't REALLY like it but do it to please you men....
I refuse!!!You just don't bring anything so I can pack more!

Me: I wasn't planning on packing any clothes b/c bodies like mine weren't meant to be covered. Listen, be punctual, wear some roller blades and just throw your luggage plane and whatever sticks can go with us.

Her: can't you just send me a private jet after you make some big bucks?

Me: If you don't go with I'll prob just hook up with prostitute, which is pretty easy for me b/c I was born in a brothel in Cuba. I didn't move to the States until I was 12. Spanish is actually my 1st language. The only channel we got on the 12 inch b&w TV was the History Channel so when I wasn't working out I was watching that.

Her: we'd make a great pair I was born in Ireland and didn't learn English until...well that's a lie I always new it BUT I speak Irish fluently! Cuba though? Really...I don't think I like Cubaish people...just sayin...and your deff. not cute enough to get any high class hookers so I'm not concerned!

Me: Ok look, for women like you, I'd chop my hands off with a salty turkey carver and swim through shark infested waters with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my only air supply and a grizzly bear on my back just to have a chance to touch their luscious legs with one my prosthetic hands so please keeps your negs to a minimum, else you will find I am validating myself over and over to you just like all the other white knights you meet on POF. Nom sayin'?

Her: no...I don't...AT ALL!!! I haven't "Nom what you were sayin" since you said hello!

Me: It’s a pity that we can't seem to hit it off in our messages b/c I was hoping if we did I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juice head and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again if not then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.

best.convo.ever...but just so you know, Colombia is the place from blow...no Columbia...

[SecondSucks]

Stina we are going to have some rough rough sex and you're going to like it.

[primaris]

Just made my own POF profile and trying to learn the art.. any tips on what to reply with? Didnt notice this chick had a kid but I'd still like to mess around with her (physically) or just online to get practice.

If I had noticed she had a kid I probably wouldnt have used the tiny giraffee copy/paste lol, I was thinking of touching on how her username implies she goes to the beach a lot but has no bikini pics etc.

Pic: img708.image shack.us/i/hrmks.jpg/ (take space out of image and shack)

Dear xxxx,

I've come to the conclusion that we would make beautiful babies. But here's the
catch, if its a girl you get to name her, and if its a boy I get to name him. I
would also like to complete the family by buying a pet giraffe, I think that it
would make a great addition. But he'd have to be an outside giraffe, because if we
ever brought him inside he might put a hole in our roof.

Let me know how you feel about this and get back to me

Forever yours (and forever young)

xxx

and her reply:

well hello... maybe we would but im really not ready for
another kid just yet. lol.

Sounds interested at least..


As for tommy, glad to hear you'll be in the tampa/clearwater area.. I live in the area also!

[ipleadthe5th]

best.convo.ever...but just so you know, Colombia is the place from blow...no Columbia...

Thank you Jacques Cousteau

[TehMan]

Thank you Jacques Cousteau

no problem...just remember "Population growth is the primary source of environmental damage."

[Virus4762]

OH F**K

I just sent the "Your account will be CLOSED" message to 11 chicks on OkCupid without actually reading the message. If I had taken the 20 seconds to actually read it all the way through I would've realized it says "here on POF". **** me. I messaged some hot ones too.

EDIT: Inb4 FAIL.jpg