RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[Orlando1234977]

I'm making you nervous, eh?

Not bad for being out LeVeon Bell and Arian Foster.


ETA: God dammit mother **** I started somebody who is out?! When the **** did that status happen? Friday? What the ****. grrr kind wish I cared more about fapball right about now and had checked again yesterday or this AM

God dammit. You're welcome Orlando. It would have been the 7.70 point Bernard instead had I checked this morning I guess. I better not lose by less than 7.70

Russell Wilson sent me down over 26 with nothing left but GBP and Tannehill. Good thing GBP chipped in 13.

[im2manly]

So, in part because we don't go out as much, we got the Xbox One Gears of War 4 bundle pack. If there is anyone who plays games less than me it, it is my wife. Anywho, we started a joint campaign story line thing. Let me tell you, it was a frustrating experience. She is awful. I had to revive her like a million times. And then when we had to go separate ways where I could not save her...forget about it. The only thing that is more frustrating is trying to put socks on my kid when he is kicking his feet and spreading his toes.

[Farley1324]

So, in part because we don't go out as much, we got the Xbox One Gears of War 4 bundle pack. If there is anyone who plays games less than me it, it is my wife. Anywho, we started a joint campaign story line thing. Let me tell you, it was a frustrating experience. She is awful. I had to revive her like a million times. And then when we had to go separate ways where I could not save her...forget about it. The only thing that is more frustrating is trying to put socks on my kid when he is kicking his feet and spreading his toes.

Better than a **** diaper when he's doing that

[chazzy1864]

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lol @ the ref having to duck out of the way.

Broncos and Bengals lost, Pats won and are back as the number one seed, and just for schadenfreude the Colts and Ravens both lost horribly.


This was damn near a perfect day of football.

+ Gronk came back and didn't get reinjured. Not to mention, you guys might have Edelman back in the near future.



Was gone in Colorado this past week. Thankfully no major injuries occurred Week 13, as I had middling 3g service on my cell phone. Barely made updates to my teams. Didn't get to check any of my teams this week until about 9pm. A few more injuries happened, but it seems league activity in my non-waiver leagues was slow, so I could make moves. Put in waivers for other leagues and now we wait.

[darinaldi]

+ Gronk came back and didn't get reinjured. Not to mention, you guys might have Edelman back in the near future.

So, so happy about that. Though McCourty sprained his ankle last night, and there's no word yet on Dominique Easley or Blount, who both left the game and didn't return.

[Lencho]

That north wind that just blew through was O exhaling.

[Orlando1234977]

Pass the courvoisier

[Farley1324]

That north wind that just blew through was O exhaling.

Wish I cared enough to log in on Saturday or Sunday morning and update my roster lol

Could have sworn everybody was going to be playing.

[chazzy1864]

Woot! That TD just advanced me to the semi-finals in one of my $100 leagues.

Had a 1st round bye in the other (top seed). Playoffs start next week in my last pay league where I'm top seed as well (no byes though) with Lamar Miller padding my stats in that victory.

[im2manly]

Wish I cared enough to log in on Saturday or Sunday morning and update my roster lol

Could have sworn everybody was going to be playing.

That was a pretty bone head move.

[Farley1324]

That was a pretty bone head move.

Hopefully O ends up winning by at least 7.71 points...because otherwise...

[Orlando1234977]

Woot! That TD just advanced me to the semi-finals in one of my $100 leagues.

Had a 1st round bye in the other (top seed). Playoffs start next week in my last pay league where I'm top seed as well (no byes though) with Lamar Miller padding my stats in that victory.

Not in this league boi.

I join assto in the 3 time Final Four Club.

[im2manly]

This is such bull shiit. I should be in the fuking playoffs.

[Farley1324]

Sorry guys. If I checked and put Gio in, instead of the "Out" WR, in my flex spot, Orlando would have lost this week.

[Orlando1234977]

Sorry guys. If I checked and put Gio in, instead of the "Out" WR, in my flex spot, Orlando would have lost this week.

How do we know you would have checked and not put Woodhead in, he was projected higher at rb.
And if you had, how do we know I wouldn't have adjusted my risk/reward lineup and decided I better roll with Julius Thomas instead of Evans or Freeman? Lots of what ifs.

Fact time.
How has Orlando fared against this year's Final Four lineup?

Week 6, W, Orlando 167.55, Icebox 113.65.
Week 7, W, Orlando 136.4, Hish 115.3
Week 9, W, Orlando 153.5, Lenco 93.75

[Lencho]

Sorry guys. If I checked and put Gio in, instead of the "Out" WR, in my flex spot, Orlando would have lost this week.

So does this mean you're kicking yourself out of the league for failing to manage your team?

[chazzy1864]

Not in this league boi.

I join assto in the 3 time Final Four Club.

My team took too long to come alive. I scored the highest this week by a long sheet, but had a "1st round bye" for the consolation bracket.

Sorry guys. If I checked and put Gio in, instead of the "Out" WR, in my flex spot, Orlando would have lost this week.

Way to f*ck that up.

How do we know you would have checked and not put Woodhead in, he was projected higher at rb.

Because playing any of the Chargers now a days is idiocy.

So does this mean you're kicking yourself out of the league for failing to manage your team?

Oh snap!

[Dominik]

Fact time.
How has Orlando fared against this year's Final Four lineup?

Week 6, W, Orlando 167.55, Icebox 113.65.
Week 7, W, Orlando 136.4, Hish 115.3
Week 9, W, Orlando 153.5, Lenco 93.75

Don't forget Hish saved you from going full Doritoson last season.

So when he collects his trophy don't be mad.

[Farley1324]

So does this mean you're kicking yourself out of the league for failing to manage your team?

Everybody who doesn't win the championship will be kicked out for failing to manage their team

[Orlando1234977]

Don't forget Hish saved you from going full Doritoson last season.

So when he collects his trophy don't be mad.

You have Hish over Lenco this week? Guess I kinda figured I'd be playing Lenco in the Championship.

#finalfourexperience

[Dominik]

You have Hish over Lenco this week?

I backed the Tennessean before the season.

Lenco already has a fapball trophy, right?

2015 is the Year of the Hish.

[Orlando1234977]

I backed the Tennessean before the season.

Lenco already has a fapball trophy, right?

2015 is the Year of the Hish.

No sir.

Trophy winners are:
Orlando
Gibbons
Manly

Let's keep it at 3.

[darinaldi]

I backed the Tennesseeian before the season.

Fixed that for you.

[darinaldi]

The fact that the Jags have a legitimate chance of winning their division shows that AFC South is as much of a cesspool of suckitude as NFC East. Jesus God, all eight of those teams suck balls.

[Orlando1234977]

The fact that the Jags have a legitimate chance of winning their division shows that AFC South is as much of a cesspool of suckitude as NFC East. Jesus God, all eight of those teams suck balls.

Sounds like you're thinking what I'm thinking. Let's cut the divisions, the playoffs, the queer interleague games and the bs. Let's have a northern league and a southern league, the two winners meet in the Championship.

[Dominik]

The fact that the Jags have a legitimate chance of winning their division shows that AFC South is as much of a cesspool of suckitude as NFC East. Jesus God, all eight of those teams suck balls.

I'll never get used to the idea of teams with garbage records making the playoffs. Same goes for the NBA.

In football over here it's straightforward. No divisions or conferences. Make the final eight or your season is over.

1st plays 4th. 2nd plays 3rd. 5th plays 8th. 6th plays 7th. Higher ranked teams play at home. 1-4 play qualifying finals. 5-8 play elimination finals.

[Orlando1234977]

I'll never get used to the idea of teams with garbage records making the playoffs. Same goes for the NBA.

In football over here it's straightforward. No divisions or conferences. Make the final eight or your season is over.

1st plays 4th. 2nd plays 3rd. 5th plays 8th. 6th plays 7th. Higher ranked teams play at home. 1-4 play qualifying finals. 5-8 play elimination finals.

Baseball in the 80s had 4 conferences. AL West, AL East, NL West, NL East, division playoff if you won your division, then the WS. Can't remember if the NBA was similar, but I think it was. So much better, but they want to bank all that playoff and interleague money and water everything down. Then again what do I know I've only been to three Final Fours in four years.

[darinaldi]

The NBA is moving towards eliminating conferences by doing playoff seeding according to record instead of conference championship; the NFL's solution appears to be to add two more goddamn mediocre teams to the playoffs so that only the top seed gets a first round bye.

[Lencho]

Everybody who doesn't win the championship will be kicked out for failing to manage their team

If only you cared enough to check and see who was still competing and who mailed it in weeks ago.

[Farley1324]

If only you cared enough to check and see who was still competing and who mailed it in weeks ago.

Nobody wants that. We pretty much voted not to even exclude people who openly quit on their team and started guys on bye (and maybe even IR?)