***Official 2016/17 NHL Off-Season/Regular Season *** (*******s Welcome)

[amikaelmorris]

poor Carter, trynna put the team on his back but it's just not enough. 10 wins in a row for Columbus holy molly

he deserves half of kopi's salary at this point

the 10 million dollar man is a ghost

[BenadrylBandit]

dat feel when no longer on streak




feels bad man

@ Benadryl Bandit, is your angus peppered for tomorrow? You can't resort to talking about how much cooler Philly is than DC after you lose.

angus is always peppered brah, compan special salt and pepper rub

[mkx1775]

Rip Rags.

[MSUD5]

dat feel when no longer on streak




feels bad man


angus is always peppered brah, compan special salt and pepper rub

well i know how it feels to be on a 7 game losing streak

feels bad man

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Rolled out of #FlaPanthers' BB&T Center at 12:24am ET. Jagr was still there working out. Alone. Game ended at 10:30. #legend #1887

[HunterMC6]

Bruins best player the last 2 games has been Jimmy Hayes, let that sink in for a moment.

[eatyourspinach]

[portamoral]

http://tucson.com/news/here-s-how-tu...6c00a7163.html

good read, tells you what went went down and how docs rushed to save his life. thank the lawd for modern day medicine.

glad he made it. chit is terrifying

[BenadrylBandit]

http://tucson.com/news/here-s-how-tu...6c00a7163.html

good read, tells you what went went down and how docs rushed to save his life. thank the lawd for modern day medicine.

glad he made it. chit is terrifying

Saw a patient on an ECMO during my critical care rotation, technology is unreal.

[compan]

Bruins best player the last 2 games has been Jimmy Hayes, let that sink in for a moment.

that's the worst thing I've ever read

[BenadrylBandit]

Pres put Jimmy Vessey in his back pocket today on goalie challenge. Damn

[DreamerCut]

Srs question about Kessel and the leagues substance policy

He had testicular cancer and has only 1 teste. So naturally, he won't produce testosterone at a level of someone who still has both. That might explain why he 'looks fat' as testosterone plays a big role in fat metabolism and regulating body fat %

And to think some dooshbag Toronto media cuck fabricated a story of him living off of hot dog carts as the reason for his apparently bad physique.

Does Kessel have low T? Ud think he could receive testosterone injections but at the same time that might violate the leagues substance policy.

[biggoron]

If it's under a doctor's care it shouldn't be an issue

[compan]

angus is always peppered brah, compan special salt and pepper rub

Don't forget the sugar, sugar.

[KurtMussell]

Srs question about Kessel and the leagues substance policy

He had testicular cancer and has only 1 teste. So naturally, he won't produce testosterone at a level of someone who still has both. That might explain why he 'looks fat' as testosterone plays a big role in fat metabolism and regulating body fat %

And to think some dooshbag Toronto media cuck fabricated a story of him living off of hot dog carts as the reason for his apparently bad physique.

Does Kessel have low T? Ud think he could receive testosterone injections but at the same time that might violate the leagues substance policy.

One testicle yet 100% more of a man than any of us will ever be.

[biggoron]

1 testicle 1 cup

[KurtMussell]

1 testicle 1 cup

Phil fills it quite nicely. Tea baggin Lord Stanley, running it around the rim.

[DreamerCut]

If Phillip is allowed T injections, old man Jaromir should be allowed too.

Old age vs one ball, it don't matter, their both at a disadvantage

[KurtMussell]

Jaromir gives the injections. Hot beef injections.

[JPeeper]

Kessel probably gets his test injections from Jagr's blood. Jagr has too much test pounding all those 19 year old Czech girls.

[compan]

If Phillip is allowed T injections, old man Jaromir should be allowed too.

Old age vs one ball, it don't matter, their both at a disadvantage

Jagr clearly has enough test for the whole state of Florida. He don't need any injections.

[DreamerCut]

Jaromir gives the injections. Hot beef injections.

definitely receives

Kessel probably gets his test injections from Jagr's blood. Jagr has too much test pounding all those 19 year old Czech girls.

44 and still in his hockey and sexual prime. scores more and fukks more than most guys in the league half his age...just lol

[DreamerCut]

also how does chitssberg wind up with 4 top 10 forwards OAT...when will it be rags turn boyos

lemieux
jagr
crosby
kessel

[amikaelmorris]

i'd assume the NHL runs at least something similar to USADA standards which would permit some allowable range and ratio of test:epitest

NHL's drug policy isn't exactly world-renowned as being great though so who knows

[441Forty]

If I was Kessel, or anyone in the league for that matter, I'd absolutely hire on an "anti-aging" hormone specialist that I'd see a few times a week

You'd be an idiot not to. Just put yourself at the higher end of the natural range

[ScrillaVilla]

Srs question about Kessel and the leagues substance policy

He had testicular cancer and has only 1 teste. So naturally, he won't produce testosterone at a level of someone who still has both. That might explain why he 'looks fat' as testosterone plays a big role in fat metabolism and regulating body fat %

And to think some dooshbag Toronto media cuck fabricated a story of him living off of hot dog carts as the reason for his apparently bad physique.

Does Kessel have low T? Ud think he could receive testosterone injections but at the same time that might violate the leagues substance policy.

The hotdog story was from Steve Simmons. Every Leaf fan hates him, I have no idea why he still has a a job. Some of the media is alright, but fawk that guy.

[Jaroctor]

Paul Byron has more goals than any Flames player. Just lol.

[portamoral]

fuk is provorov ever a beast already. so jelly

him and werenski man. gonna be the 2 best D in the league soon

[Jaroctor]

fuk is provorov ever a beast already. so jelly

him and werenski man. gonna be the 2 best D in the league soon

Followed by Sergachev.

Russian d looking juicy.

Also, CbJ have Jones Murray Werenski. Hot

[portamoral]

Followed by Sergachev.

Russian d looking juicy.

Also, CbJ have Jones Murray Werenski. Hot

ya serg will be a beaut as well, juolevi will be good too just maybe not on the same level IMO. was kinda hoping he'd stay up with the habs since he's taking all the prime minutes away from jets pick logan stanley in windsor right now. not that it matters much anyway.. guy will most likely bust, terrible pick.

feel like 2016 could have some other good D-men later in the 1st and 2nd rounds too. bean, mcavoy, fabbro, chychrun, cholowski, girard, clague, etc.

out of all those guys the jets move up to pick stanley. just lol

[KurtMussell]

Arizona...I don't even.

Christ this got physical. Kassian the Destroyer.