RANT: R.I.P. Tyrbolift

[Final_Rep]

That's the problem with a feature like this. It's designed with the best of intentions and serves as a fail-safe in the event the driver falls asleep, etc., however some people will rely too heavily on it. In this case it sadly had fatal consequences.

Sure, but it's still a problem that leads to less overall deaths than the old problems.

[darinaldi]

Well, I can cut you a deal and it'll only cost, hmm...

$penis

You've got a deal.

[theshoupguy]

Hish, I'm glad you mentioned something about Alyssa Loughran a while back in some past rant. She's one of my favorite forms of fitgirl eye candy these days.

[Final_Rep]

Nice!


I have that same exact pool slide.

[ZoranM]

I started reading this new Rant, with the intention on reading all of it, because I thought I saw page 1 of 4. But it was page 1 of 14. So I said fawk it. Noticed that on page 2. Looked like FF was banned on this page 2. So this thread is already cooler than the last.

[Orlando1234977]

1-0 GERMANY!!!!!!! see that boy? ZORN shows up, goallllllll

I started reading this new Rant, with the intention on reading all of it, because I thought I saw page 1 of 4. But it was page 1 of 14. So I said fawk it. Noticed that on page 2. Looked like FF was banned on this page 2. So this thread is already cooler than the last.

Yeah I agree, no need to beat a dead horse, I already won 2 of the 4 Championships. We know who's KING.

[theshoupguy]

We know who's KING.

do we

[Orlando1234977]

ZORN how bout that!

[Orlando1234977]

https://twitter.com/BrittMcHenry/sta...61114249564160

[Final_Rep]

do we

It's corn right?

The answer is corn?

[theshoupguy]

It's corn right?

The answer is corn?

i do believe you are incorrect

in fact i am fairly certain it's

[Orlando1234977]

It's corn right?

The answer is corn?

Some kind of cheap shot at my buddy Z in Deutschland? Remember, he's serbian and was probably too busy watching djokovic get beat.

[darinaldi]

It's corn right?

The answer is corn?

Lencopenis is king. Always has been, always will be.

[darinaldi]

Some kind of cheap shot at my buddy Z in Deutschland? Remember, he's serbian and was probably too busy watching djokovic get beat.

Holy sh*t at Nole getting beaten. Never saw that coming.

[darinaldi]

I started reading this new Rant, with the intention on reading all of it, because I thought I saw page 1 of 4. But it was page 1 of 14. So I said fawk it. Noticed that on page 2. Looked like FF was banned on this page 2. So this thread is already cooler than the last.

What is Serbian for "poshol na khui?" I'm drunk-ish on my phone and can't be bothered to enable Cyrillic.

[darinaldi]

do we

Yes. See my post above, buttplugface.

[Orlando1234977]

Lencopenis is king. Always has been, always will be.

He's a great competitor.

Championship Game Final: Orlando 172.35, "half" German lencopenis 102.9

Maybe he'll find something else we can compete in, I'm all ears.

[Final_Rep]

Orlando you're like that guy who was a varsity football player in high school and is now 42 years old and still talks about how great they were back then.

It's kinda sad. You need a new routine mane.

[Dominik]

Holy sh*t at Nole getting beaten. Never saw that coming.

He was due for a loss like that after the incredible run of finals. A few defending champs at Wimbledon have suffered early losses like that. Sampras in 2001. Hewitt in 2003. Federer in 2013. Now Djokovic.

[Orlando1234977]

Orlando you're like that guy who was a varsity football player in high school and is now 42 years old and still talks about how great they were back then.

It's kinda sad. You need a new routine mane.

I was the first to post after ZORN agreeing that there's no need to talk FFB. If you could follow a line of logic you'd see that, (and we could discuss historical events in here too but that will never happen). If you didn't let your lil inferiority complex get in the way you might actually have some fun. Glad I'm in a new league.

Today we root for the undedog icelandics in the other quarterfinal!

[theshoupguy]

Lencopenis is king.

Every time this comes up, I still can't help but think it's a misspelling of Lenkopenes, the famous Greek salesman of pleasure and cylindrical paraphernalia.

[Hishiad]

Iceland vs France....pulling for the underdog!


Also Germany had a bit of a scare against the Italians. First time I've watched a sudden death penalty kick off!

[chazzy1864]

Americans watch soccer? What nonsense is this?

[Final_Rep]

Americans watch soccer? What nonsense is this?

I enjoy watching it.

When I'm with a bunch of friends.

At a barbecue.

Outside.

Getting drunk.

And it's on a random TV somewhere nearby that we can look at every few minutes to make sure the score is still 0-0.

[Orlando1234977]

Iceland vs France....pulling for the underdog!


Also Germany had a bit of a scare against the Italians. First time I've watched a sudden death penalty kick off!

It was disastrous until about 6:30, then I started hearing the Rocky bells. also, icelantic is dunso

[chazzy1864]

I enjoy watching it.

When I'm with a bunch of friends.

At a barbecue.

Outside.

Getting drunk.

And it's on a random TV somewhere nearby that we can look at every few minutes to make sure the score is still 0-0.

You watch it like I do.

[Final_Rep]

You watch it like I do.

I thought that would be the case.

Really you should come to Portland and we can stalk Darinaldi together. Both of us combined we might be able to take him.

[chazzy1864]

I thought that would be the case.

Really you should come to Portland and we can stalk Darinaldi together. Both of us combined we might be able to take him.

Shouldn't be hard. Look for the guy bicycling with a cape on.

[therorschach]

i am in a world of sh*t

[theshoupguy]

i am in a world of sh*t

What happened, friend?