TTT IV: Geritol, sleep groping, and PIITB

[GarthVader]

I appreciate all the boobs in here. Garth, thanks for the wake up!!!

How's it hanging everyone? I'm going to the Dominican on Wednesday!

Short, shriveled, and to the left.

[TXBuddy]

Short, shriveled, and to the left.

Day 5 on travel. My peen is already getting chaffed. Gonna be a long 9 more weeks.

[5x10]

Day 5 on travel. My peen is already getting chaffed. Gonna be a long 9 more weeks.

straight 9 weeks?

[TXBuddy]

straight 9 weeks?

yup. 10 week course.

[5x10]

yup. 10 week course.

in family avoidance?
That's just fuked

[TXBuddy]

in family avoidance?
That's just fuked

Me or my profession? lol

Its one of 3 required courses I have to take. The other two were 2 weeks each. This should be the last longer course I ever have to take. It is what it is...and better than a year long deployment.

[jamalfudge]

yup. 10 week course.

That sucks man. How's the fam holding up?




In other news, my kid has started to say bless you after someone farts. It's hilarious.

[TXBuddy]

That sucks man. How's the fam holding up?
.

Good. they are used to it. One might be relieved.

[GarthVader]

Day 5 on travel. My peen is already getting chaffed. Gonna be a long 9 more weeks.

RIP penor

[engj]

In other news, my kid has started to say bless you after someone farts. It's hilarious.

Yeah every time my youngest farts in the tub she says "Bless me".

[5x10]

That sucks man. How's the fam holding up?




In other news, my kid has started to say bless you after someone farts. It's hilarious.

Yeah every time my youngest farts in the tub she says "Bless me".

signs of good parenting

[gixxer0.6g]

In other news, my kid has started to say bless you after someone farts. It's hilarious.

Ha! Why didn't I think of that. Going to start.



Went ice fishing for the first time in a years this weekend.

[Vexidi]

Went ice fishing for the first time in a years this weekend.

Catch any ice?

[5x10]

Feel bad for my daughter as I was an ahole this am
Take her to school, it's 40 out
They have a long driveway, but the door is at the very beginning of the driveway
Its me and a car behind me, that's it
I pull up enough to let the guy behind me to have space to let his kid out, close to the door
Teacher comes up and asks me to move to the very end of the driveway
I say, there's no cars
She says, but they are coming
I say, expect there are no other cars
She's like "ok, I see, yeah", with attitude
I ask my daughter to close the door and have a good day
I should have just kept my mouth shut and pulled down the driveway

[twovalvekid]

Lol'd hard at "catch any ice?"

[Retoaded]

I just moved a desk, a chest of drawers, mattress, box spring, bed frame down 3 steps of stairs from my friends house and up 2 sets of stairs at my house...I think that is good enough for a leg day.

[gixxer0.6g]

Catch any ice?

Lulz. That's all we caught.

Feel bad for my daughter as I was an ahole this am
Take her to school, it's 40 out
They have a long driveway, but the door is at the very beginning of the driveway
Its me and a car behind me, that's it
I pull up enough to let the guy behind me to have space to let his kid out, close to the door
Teacher comes up and asks me to move to the very end of the driveway
I say, there's no cars
She says, but they are coming
I say, expect there are no other cars
She's like "ok, I see, yeah", with attitude
I ask my daughter to close the door and have a good day
I should have just kept my mouth shut and pulled down the driveway

Teachers and their power trip traffic directing.

I just moved a desk, a chest of drawers, mattress, box spring, bed frame down 3 steps of stairs from my friends house and up 2 sets of stairs at my house...I think that is good enough for a leg day.

And arm, shoulders, chest day. Hell, might as well take the rest of the week off to recover.

[GarthVader]

Ha! Why didn't I think of that. Going to start.



Went ice fishing for the first time in a years this weekend.

went fishing in the rain yesterday. caught a bass. had a big one break me off.

[Mumra]

went fishing in the rain yesterday. caught a bass. had a big one break me off.

wait what?!... on second thought, don't tell me.....

[twovalvekid]

went fishing in the rain yesterday. caught a bass. had a big one break me off.

You fishin' with yer dink bruh?

[Vexidi]

had a big one break me off.

[GarthVader]

felt about as big as that. I was using a small rod.





giggity

[engj]

[Vexidi]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yMgySYP.gif[img]

Not gonna lie...I'd prob work about a half dozen Double Whoppers off that big bitch with my pork pistol.

[engj]

Not gonna lie...I'd prob work about a half dozen Double Whoppers off that big bitch with my pork pistol.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Founder and Chairman of the 'Pick a fold and F*ck it' crew.

[gixxer0.6g]

Pork pistol.






In other misc news, midnightsun is back and contributing to his 11/10 thread.

[Vexidi]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Founder and Chairman of the 'Pick a fold and F*ck it' crew.

That's whats cool about fat chicks, man. If you're creative you'll never run out of new places to stick your dick.

[5x10]

That's whats cool about fat chicks, man. If you're creative you'll never run out of new places to stick your dick.

my dad always said, when fuking a fat chick, start working through the folds
When you find a sh!t stain, pull it half a roll back and you should be there

[Fawnl]

I thought fat chicks were more enthusiastic anyway.

[Vexidi]

my dad always said, when fuking a fat chick, start working through the folds
When you find a sh!t stain, pull it half a roll back and you should be there

You never mentioned your father was a preacher.

I thought fat chicks were more enthusiastic anyway.

I've heard the same but don't have any first hand experience with them. I railed an volleyball playing amazon who was over 6 feet and probably 170ish but she was just big, not fat.