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[itsRyan]

This black chick is from Louisville, Kentucky. Is she cutting NBA player Terrance Williams hair? Looks like him and he played college bball for University of Louisville.






Definitely him. They both have small black dots under the right eye.

[TBU720]

Well. I have a girlfriend from POF now. We'll see how this turns out....

[TBU720]

Accidental double post...

[DJKhaled]

Sorry if this has been posted before but has anyone have any advice for writing a profile? I get a lot of girls checking out my profile but never any messages. I think it might be because its boring. Reps if someone can point me in the right direction

[rz62]

Sorry if this has been posted before but has anyone have any advice for writing a profile? I get a lot of girls checking out my profile but never any messages. I think it might be because its boring. Reps if someone can point me in the right direction

Post your profile here so we can help you out.

One thing I learned is to show you are high value, not say it. Don't say you are a funny, show it in your profile.

[bigmane123]

anyone tried this line


would destroy a small african village just to get a date with you

[redrex94]

This is pretty common. I changed my age to 21. Helped some but not a lot. Looking 18 at 20 doesn't help at all either.

Age and height have a lot to do with getting a response I've found. All the hot bitches are usually mid to late 20's.

Girls on dating sites are shallow as fcuk and are just in it for the attention. Most of them are dumber than a brick and lack any sense of humor.

Link or re-post of this?

It's above but here ya go brah:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your Ex-husband,

- Matt

p.s.
You can keep the beach house on the Gold Coast as long as I can have the dog and my DVD's back.

(change the name obviously and since I'm from Australia change "the gold coast" to Florida or something along those lines.

And Johnny Depp:
I�ve been thinking. I�m getting pretty sick of my job, it�s just the same old thing every day. I think I�m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won�t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?

[redrex94]

I do. I usually have attractive girls writing on my wall and funny/interesting stuff going on. Makes you look good. Plus its much easier to FB chat

This.

I give it out, if you've got a lot of interaction going on especially from girls it will only help your causes. Makes you look important and they will think they need to try harder for your attention (never a bad thing!). If you have a boring ******** then it's not going to help your causes imo.

[NJWxBrah]

What do you guys think about using the chat feature on OKC/POF?

[Black_Dread]

What do you guys think about using the chat feature on OKC/POF?

i find these work once in a while....either they wont see the pop up notification or they will accept it talk a little then be doing something else and forget to check it.

[NJWxBrah]

i find these work once in a while....either they wont see the pop up notification or they will accept it talk a little then be doing something else and forget to check it.

What about after a girl responds to your initial message and she's already online? I figure a good IM conversation could go more smoothly as opposed sending messages back and forth.

[redrex94]

protip: don't go out with a girl unless you see some other objects in her pictures for a reference point. been fooled twice so far by these damn myspace angles.

Get a bodyshot first, it's so easy if you're asking for a spoon pic. Just gotta play your cards right leading up to it and you'll get an underwear pic atleast. Fck going in blind without knowing..

My absolutely perfect first date would be meeting at about noon going to Lake Michigan for a jet ski ride, followed by lunch at a family restaurant for some home style food, then go home to change and head to Miller Park to cheer the Brewers on to a win!

brb spending $100+ on a first date

Message her saying the first date sounds great and ask when she's taking you out lololol


Going to this girls house tomorrow night to smash, hopefully become f.buddies.

[DJKhaled]

Ok brahs, wtf. I am trying the copypastas that supposedly have the best success rate but am not even getting any responses. I know I'm not ugly, and actually pretty good looking according to girls.

I'm sending it to 7.5+/10s, maybe I'm aiming too high and they already get 100 messages a day from white knights?

Or could it be I'm 5'9" and doomed on dating websites because of this?

[redrex94]

Ok brahs, wtf. I am trying the copypastas that supposedly have the best success rate but am not even getting any responses. I know I'm not ugly, and actually pretty good looking according to girls.

I'm sending it to 7.5+/10s, maybe I'm aiming too high and they already get 100 messages a day from white knights?

Or could it be I'm 5'9" and doomed on dating websites because of this?

What one's have you used? I just look at there profile and send the according copypasta from what I think they'll respond to.

[NJWxBrah]

Ok brahs, wtf. I am trying the copypastas that supposedly have the best success rate but am not even getting any responses. I know I'm not ugly, and actually pretty good looking according to girls.

I'm sending it to 7.5+/10s, maybe I'm aiming too high and they already get 100 messages a day from white knights?

Or could it be I'm 5'9" and doomed on dating websites because of this?

The copy pastas have all been overused and there's a 90% chance they've received one in the past if they've had an account for >1 day. Just google any copy pasta posted here and you'll find it's been posted on many other websites included PUA sites. Copy pastas are pretty much dead.

[DJKhaled]

The copy pastas have all been overused and there's a 90% chance they've received one in the past if they've had an account for >1 day. Just google any copy pasta posted here and you'll find it's been posted on many other websites included PUA sites. Copy pastas are pretty much dead.

Ah damn. I mostly used the swanson TV dinner and polar bear one which I guess is the most popular.

So what's the best approach now...just ask them about something on their profile?

[blinkers88]

<3 this thread

[moshimoshi88]

This black chick is from Louisville, Kentucky. Is she cutting NBA player Terrance Williams hair? Looks like him and he played college bball for University of Louisville.






Definitely him. They both have small black dots under the right eye.

Not him. They have different ears bro.

[moshimoshi88]

So I met my ex on pof and a few weeks into the relationship found out she wasn't just interested in body buidling, but she posted on the misc. section. Kind of awkward when you see her asking the misc. for advice about our date lol

[rz62]

What about after a girl responds to your initial message and she's already online? I figure a good IM conversation could go more smoothly as opposed sending messages back and forth.

This is the time I use Chat. Don't do it before you messaged her because it's creepy. Once she responds, use the chat to accelerate the process. Just be funny and confident then ask for her number in the end because you have to go.

[rz62]

So I met my ex on pof and a few weeks into the relationship found out she wasn't just interested in body buidling, but she posted on the misc. section. Kind of awkward when you see her asking the misc. for advice about our date lol

Please show us that thread. If I were you, I would have sabotaged her with some bad advice then laugh at her during the date.

[DanAC]

Conversation from earlier tonight, she messaged me first.

Girl:you have a weird but interesting profile :P
Me:Let's arm wrestle, winner buys lunch.
Girl:i have weak arms lol
Me:Try reading that again. There was a subtle humour behind what I said.
Girlh yes..i laughed
Mekay, good. just checking. The last thing I want to do is becoming textually active with
a woman who is illiterate.
Girl:haha I try my best to understand peoples jokes
Me:Let's see if you get this one...

Knock knock
Girl:who's there?
Me:Boo
Girl:Boo who?
Me:Boo, I scared you
Girl:Worst joke ever! :P
Me:Like you could do any better... You have yet to make me laugh.
Girl:haha okay I laughed at that!
Me:So I gotta put this out there. Are you the type to actually meet up for drinks/whatever?
Girl:i met a guy from here once. We went for coffee
Me:How do you take your coffee?

Waiting for her to say "black" then I make a joke about BBC.

[JamesMUSCLE]

Anyone have any good responses for this? I sent the girl the 9/10 message and got this in return:

"I regret to inform you that you are not of legal drinking age. Try back later. "

[Envi]

I'm here to learn the ways.

[rz62]

Anyone have any good responses for this? I sent the girl the 9/10 message and got this in return:

"I regret to inform you that you are not of legal drinking age. Try back later. "

I regret to inform you that your previous message was not received because your account was closed.

[futureMOUNTIE]

innn

[Jayson01]

meeting her tomorrow. looks cute as fuark IMO, and sounds really cool.

[Black_Dread]

What about after a girl responds to your initial message and she's already online? I figure a good IM conversation could go more smoothly as opposed sending messages back and forth.

could give it ago... i know a lot of girls ive talked to have told me that the IM feature doesnt work or always freezes so they sometimes wont even know you IM'd them

[DMANDAN]

this has worked well for me, i got it from a post for a 10/10 thread on here lol.

i would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt.
Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive just to have a 1% chance of touching your legs. with a glove.

then depending on what they answer back i say

damn typo i meant "hey how are you?"

every girl that has responded to this seems to be pretty funny and clever

[artDDP]

meeting her tomorrow. looks cute as fuark IMO, and sounds really cool.

Good luck, bro.