Did I win this interaction?

[r32gojirra]

This guy claimed that he always gets asked by smug married couples if he’s married

His go to response is “No, thankfully”

He thought he had the upper hand

Then I responded:

“I thought you lived in a state where it was still illegal for you to get married.”

Which is a sextuple whammy because:

1) it implies he’s gay (lol)
2) people can’t really get mad if you imply they’re gay, because if they get mad that’s implying there’s something wrong with it
3) I implied that he wants to get gay married but he can’t because it’s against the law
4) it’s not a question so he can’t really respond
5) if he responds that it is legal, the next question is “what’s stopping you then?”
6) if he acknowledges it’s illegal, then he’s implicitly admitting that he wants to but can’t

So in any situation he loses

6 Dimensional chess

Witnesses to the interaction were like:

[Godfrd824]

Aware. When I saw his thread I thought the same thing.

I guess we now know what the G stands for.

[eddiehaskell]

You put all that thought into replying/typing to a miscer on an obscure dying forum...survey says you lost bigly. [insert random back and forth bickering]

[r32gojirra]

You put all that thought into replying/typing to a miscer on an obscure dying forum...survey says you lost bigly. [insert random back and forth bickering]

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[Godfrd824]

You put all that thought into replying/typing to a miscer on an obscure dying forum...survey says you lost bigly. [insert random back and forth bickering]

Anachron is right, the lack of introspection that you display is on another level. You're casually hitting levels that shouldn't even be possible to achieve.

[TwoTailedSperm]

You were quick and witty with it. The "did I win this interaction?" follow up was equally quick witted.

But to then make a whole thread about it bragging about how clever it was takes a lot of the shine off your win. It's too needy and we don't want to see behind the curtain, somethings best left unsaid.

Take your little wins, chuckle to yourself and move on. You're trying to hype this up to more than it is and now it's just lame and sad.

[r32gojirra]

You were quick and witty with it. The "did I win this interaction?" follow up was equally quick witted.

But to then make a whole thread about it bragging about how clever it was takes a lot of the shine off your win. It's too needy and we don't want to see behind the curtain, somethings best left unsaid.

Take your little wins, chuckle to yourself and move on. You're trying to hype this up to more than it is and now it's just lame and sad.

[1hardgainer]

You won the interaction in that thread but by making this one to boast about it you pretty much end up looking like the loser in the end, sorry.

[r32gojirra]

You won the interaction in that thread but by making this one to boast about it you pretty much end up looking like the loser in the end, sorry.

[r32gojirra]

Bump

[Kiop]

gmiscer in his
imaginery hotel
and 1995 golf
right now

[r32gojirra]

gmiscer in his
imaginery hotel
and 1995 golf
right now

[EDcellent]

LandLORD
Jacked
Witty


He can't keep getting away with it!

[Pats2022SBwin]

You put all that thought into replying/typing to a miscer on an obscure dying forum...survey says you lost bigly. [insert random back and forth bickering]

It probably took him no more than 5 minutes to think of that and type that out.

[alltrapbrah]

I think that making this thread only serves to undermine your "win", assuming this interaction happened elsewhere on the misc.

[r32gojirra]

It probably took him no more than 5 minutes to think of that and type that out.

In fairness I did attend school past year 5 so that’s not in his frame of reference

[r32gojirra]

I think that making this thread only serves to undermine your "win", assuming this interaction happened elsewhere on the misc.