"Anti-sex" beds for the 2024 Paris Olympics

[Manglet]

https://nypost.com/2024/05/14/lifest...mit-to-orgies/

“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition.

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

The beds are manufactured by Airweave, which also made the products for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan.

Organizers of those games were said to have chosen the beds in the hopes that they would stop sex from occurring among athletes amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

According to Inside the Games, sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for the beds this year.

The mattresses and cardboard frames are 100% recyclable.

“I hope that Paris 2024’s efforts to reduce its impact will show that it is possible to do things differently,” Georgina Grenon, director of environmental excellence for the organizing committee, stated, per the publication.







I guess they want to encourage everyone to just fap instead lmao

[Cleveland33]

cause that is going to stop people

[monster0ultra]

The Olympics are only every 4 years and for many sports, is the pinnacle of achievement.

If sex is of any concern to you as an Olympic athlete during the Olympics, you're a braindead monkey.

[BespokenBrah]

Surprised the jews didn't design the beds with bbcs in mind.

[shmobin]

Why do we care about people having sex?

[OliverHeldens]

They always talk about the athletes having sex, and I honestly think it's some ongoing marketing campaign to get people watching. Otherwise, who cares what the athletes are doing in their downtime at the olympic village?

[N0stradamus]

For those unaware of the backstory of why this is being implemented:

During the last summer games, sexy German olympian Alicia Schmidt (described as the most beautiful athlete on earth) caused a controversy when she snuck out to secretly meet with the Jamaican team to get culturally enriched.

She was disqualified because athletes aren't allowed to mingle before the games.

But she just couldn't resist her jungle fever lust for BBC so she HAD to do it even though she knew it'd get her disqualified.

[Krackerjacked]

See sig.

[FelixTheCat1919]

Because people don't bang on the floor, in janitor closets, etc. all

[xxAchillesxx]

Who knew you could only have sex on a bed

[Dave22reborn]

Imagine making the Olympics, and that's the room and board they set you up with.....

[outfoxxed]

Think bbmg already has one of those

[Gainzzz]

For those unaware of the backstory of why this is being implemented:

During the last summer games, sexy German olympian Alicia Schmidt (described as the most beautiful athlete on earth) caused a controversy when she snuck out to secretly meet with the Jamaican team to get culturally enriched.

She was disqualified because athletes aren't allowed to mingle before the games.

But she just couldn't resist her jungle fever lust for BBC so she HAD to do it even though she knew it'd get her disqualified.

fkin lmao @ this being true

See Krackerjacked's sig

[N0stradamus]

fkin lmao @ this being true

See Krackerjacked's sig

It's 100% true, boyo...you can google it if you don't believe me.

[bsmit107]

Jokes on them........I (as well as 100% of athletes) don't need a bed at all for Sexors.

[Cleveland33]

It's 100% true, boyo...you can google it if you don't believe me.

It may well be but that's not the only time it happened.

It's kinda funny - if you have a good chance at winning, you don't stay in the dorms. They are for the people that qualify but stand no chance and don't care - it's just a big party.

[Gainzzz]

It's 100% true, boyo...you can google it if you don't believe me.

I know brah that's what I said

lol @ it being true

Sloots, when will they learn?

[Redfish225]

cause that is going to stop people

This^^^

Balcony
Floor
Kitchen counter
Bathroom
Closet
Car
Roof
Woman stuck in window, man outside

[kcadrenalin]

LOL The Olympics are a giant fuk fest. There are actual apps for the athletes to use to hook up with each other. They are passing out 300,000 free condoms to the athletes this year in Paris.
Them cardboard beds aren't the only thing that's gonna get destroyed.

[ralphlaurenbrah]

Lmao imagine having to sleep on those **** beds LOL

[yewotm8]

The Olympics are only every 4 years and for many sports, is the pinnacle of achievement.

If sex is of any concern to you as an Olympic athlete during the Olympics, you're a braindead monkey.

Most of them finish their event well before the whole thing is concluded. They spend the next two weeks sitting in a secluded "village" surrounded by other young athletes of the opposite sex.

What the fuk else are they gonna do?

Also, negged all the race cuck posts above.

[brappbrah]

Brampton landlords buying these for their tenants

[anonkunbrah]

miscers would be right at home there

[Pats2022SBwin]

Imagine what this could do for people who suffer from sleep paralysis. No demon is going to want to sit at the end of the bed on that.

[miscinbro]

I would be so fcking pissed. Imagine being a top athlete, many are large people, being expected to perform at absolute peak levels and having to sleep on a tiny cardboard shtbox because some ******* wants to discourage me from doing something they have no business in at all.

Also lol thinking this will stop anyone.

[Roldz]

In what world is a twin bed going to keep people from smashing?

[helpmee]

Designed by virgins if they think people are going to be discouraged by that bed

[CanuckGame]

I could easily lay pipe on that.

Whats it to them if these grown adults are smashing or not? This worlds fukkn retarded

[freeburn]

For the unawares, there's a long and generally unspoken history with the Olympics and people fukkin.

I forget which year it was but one year they handed out like hundreds of thousands of free condoms

[pWally]

Top tier athletes all put together within fuking distance? What do they expect?