Anybody bang their receptionist?

[OldGamesBetter]

I got temp one who's probably in their 30s but smashable. She's only on temporary basis so I gotta move quick.

My coworker said she's an easy smash - they had a chat in the smoking area and he was getting vibes from her that she was DTF. But he's got a GF so he said I should take over.

Since I'm on a dry spell and would **** anything, I start chatting her up making small talk, but she kind of blanks me. I'm like WTF lol. So I try to put some graft in, so I start being friendly, and I get her a small gift which she appreciates.

I keep badgering her on my breaks to come out for a smoke, she finally comes out - probably wore her down. She comes out, but she's looking really awkward. I make small talk, but her body language is almost like she's hiding or conscious of something.

You guys reckon I can bang this woman? She seems single. Confirmed no kids. Just gonna ask for her number next time, and just gonna whip out my cawk if we hang out. I play no games.

My cock dimensions are 7"x5.4" btw

[Zackad]

idk who you are, so she's either attracted and intimidated, or she's creeped out and just trying her best to stay professional without offending.

Since you're a miscer, I'm leaning towards the latter.

[OldGamesBetter]

idk who you are, so she's either attracted and intimidated, or she's creeped out and just trying her best to stay professional without offending.

Since you're a miscer, I'm leaning towards the latter.

tbh last time i asked her to come for a smoke, she declined. so i went outside, and then she joined me 1 min later. so potentially shes shy and wants the cawk. who knows

i dont have rizz like my friend/coworker does. when i get with women, its through graft and manipulation (lol) etc. he's so natural with women, its crazy.

[wangjiny]

good luck with your lawsuit goals of 2024

[OldGamesBetter]

good luck with your lawsuit goals of 2024

no ****s given - 2 consenting adults smashing if it happens.

besides, i dont give a **** if im hired. im one of the best workers at my place anyway.

[Issobolic28]

no ****s given - 2 consenting adults smashing if it happens.

besides, i dont give a **** if im hired. im one of the best workers at my place anyway.

If she really wanted to, wouldn't it happen by now?

Leave her alone dude lol. She obviously doesn't want to.

[KidGogeta]

your cock seems a bit on the thin side, i would def get a pump and pump it up for 5.75" girth before you try to make your move

[OldGamesBetter]

If she really wanted to, wouldn't it happen by now?

Leave her alone dude lol. She obviously doesn't want to.

It doesn't work like that retard

[Issobolic28]

It doesn't work like that retard

Alright.. if you say so.

[OldGamesBetter]

your cock seems a bit on the thin side, i would def get a pump and pump it up for 5.75" girth before you try to make your move

My girth is all-purpose. Yeah it could be bigger but no ****s given, as long as I can beat up the cervix and then go for a cig after, I'm all good

Make most women cum

[OldGamesBetter]

"probably in their 30s but smashable."

Damn

Brootal out the gate

this isn't a disney movie bro, every hole is a goal

[tripod29]

Always lol when OP provides measurements in his threads. Srs, vry srs. Repped.

[J3remy]

I would if i had one

[2011change]

OP, tread lightly. She seems uninterested in you if she dosent want to come out. Just ask her out to lunch and go from there

[Briangumble]

You're going to catch a sexual harassment case. Just leave her alone and keep it professional.

[OldGamesBetter]

final bump

[ExPatriot]

Troll better retard...Super DFS

[naich]

Let your buddy smash, then use it as blackmail and leverage to get her to smash you unless you tell everyone and its a 3 way blow up. Create the rumor that your buddies GF is a mma fighter with a prison record before you use the blackmail, srs.

[WoofieNugget]

If she was into you at all, she'd be smiling, flirting and would have joined you outside without being awkward. You're the older creepy guy who kept pestering her.

She's not into you, and she's also probably worried about her job as well which is the only reason she's being friendly. Leave her alone.

[fuzzysoup]

what does she look like? post up some pics

[GoobyPls]

years ago I was working in an office and this new hottie receptionist started working there. I fell for her hard and we started messing around a bit (no smashing though) but she had a boyfriend and in the end she chose him over me. dude made her move to another city because of me, lol.

a few years later she breaks up with him and starts hitting me up but at that point Im over her. it was my birthday and she shows up randomly at my place unannounced with champaigne, sushi and a cake she baked. starts practically begging me to take her and I told her that ship has sailed. end up smashing and telling her in the morning that she has to bounce because Im busy. tears were forming in her eyes as I was closing my door on her, lol

[dingler]

I tried to a few years ago. I was her boss for a few months, she was a small town girl and hot af. However her bf was a 6’5 Chad so I never had a chance.

[PhiloSquid]

if she smokes she pokes

[r32gojirra]

The real risk is that she laughs at his tiny peepee and tells everyone in the office and he has to quit out of embarrassment

[higginsworks4me]

Do it Opie. Remember: no means yes and yes means anal.

[4Bertuzzi4]

Leave her be. She'll hunt you down and pounce if she's interested.

It's all about attention and knowing they can have you if they want, but they really just want to play stupid games.

Ignore her and she'll go fkn bananas trying to get your attention. If she's into you.

[4Bertuzzi4]

The real risk is that she laughs at his tiny peepee and tells everyone in the office and he has to quit out of embarrassment

Even if you're hung like a donkey, and things go south... Pepper your angus for the tiny penis rumours to spread.

[r32gojirra]

Even if you're hung like a donkey, and things go south... Pepper your angus for the tiny penis rumours to spread.

OP is hung like a cashew so your scenario is irrellevant

[OldGamesBetter]

Even if you're hung like a donkey, and things go south... Pepper your angus for the tiny penis rumours to spread.

That guy always says I have a small cawk, he must be obsessed. I've already posted pics of my cawk and even one with a measurement proving I'm not frauding

[OldGamesBetter]

if she smokes she pokes

I like this one. Best girl I ever saw didn't smoke tho, but she did smoke weed.

But I think there's truth to it