'Twas the night before Rentmas, and all through the houses
The section 8 husbands were beating their spouses
Because they all knew it was time to pay rent
But lo and behold all the money was spent!
The cupboard was bare and the cars were all broken
And all of the weed had already been smoken
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Thread: T’was the night before Rentmas!
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12-17-2023, 07:07 PM #1
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T’was the night before Rentmas!
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12-17-2023, 07:11 PM #2
If breads gettin broke then I'm breaking it with my peeps
Body Head bangers we're taking over the streets
You couldn't get us no tighter with pliers
Nothin but womanizers so bitches despise us
Pensacola I'm a rep it to death 'cause I'm a Florida boy
Nothing more nothing less
You disrespect or test what I say
It's Body to the Head til **** go my way"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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12-17-2023, 08:17 PM #3
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The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
They’d had sleep for dinner, instead of being fed
When out on the porch there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away out the back door I flew like a flash,
For it was the landlord, and I had no cash!By reading this post you acknowledge r32gojirra is an online persona and all posts by r32gojirra are satirical in nature. Comments by r32gojirra shall not reflect on the integrity and morals of the author portraying the online character nor any professional or contractual affiliates of the author.
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12-18-2023, 12:48 PM #4
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Rentmas is just around the corner boyos!!!
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12-18-2023, 03:08 PM #8
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Evictions were taped to the front doors with care
In hopes that the Sherriff soon would be thereBy reading this post you acknowledge r32gojirra is an online persona and all posts by r32gojirra are satirical in nature. Comments by r32gojirra shall not reflect on the integrity and morals of the author portraying the online character nor any professional or contractual affiliates of the author.
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12-18-2023, 05:58 PM #11
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12-20-2023, 11:00 PM #12
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4 days out misc!
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12-21-2023, 01:22 AM #15
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12-21-2023, 01:29 AM #16
Now Miscers were scurrying to shop for their wives
Who am I kidding,as if Miscers have lives
Most were at the liquor store , getting their Christmas stash
When out came Kormo, jerking off on pornhub , for some last minute cash
Unfortunately Kormos mom kicked him out of the house
So here he was miscing on Christmas Eve
Never having a spouse
Luckily for Kormo , Getter_done was driving by
But Kormo looked far too autistic
So Getter_done just kept driving ,asking himself why
Work in progress lolLast edited by MajorTendonitis; 12-21-2023 at 01:46 AM.
Make Misc great again
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12-21-2023, 04:11 AM #17
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12-21-2023, 02:01 PM #24
It's the most stressful time of the year
With the rent overdue and the bills so near
And everyone telling you "be of good cheer"
It's the most stressful time of the year
It's the cra-craziest season of all
With those eviction notices and collection calls
And the landlord knocking on your door
It's the cra-craziest season of all
There'll be much pennypinching
And hoping for a miracle
You'll be praying for some kindness
From the people who have more
It's the most stressful time of the year
There'll be no joy or peace for you here
You'll be dreaming of a better new year
It's the most stressful time of the year
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12-21-2023, 02:32 PM #30
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On the ninth day of Rentmas, my landlord gave to me
Nine debt collectors
Eight bills for maintence
Seven black mold exposures
Six sheriffs knocking
!!!FIIIIIVE PEND-ING LIEEEEEEENS!!!
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental propertyBy reading this post you acknowledge r32gojirra is an online persona and all posts by r32gojirra are satirical in nature. Comments by r32gojirra shall not reflect on the integrity and morals of the author portraying the online character nor any professional or contractual affiliates of the author.
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