I have one.
I'd like Frank Shirley,
my boss,
right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shxt he is! Hallelujah! Holy shxt! Where's the Tylenol?
Merry xmas, Ov35!
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12-25-2021, 07:13 AM #1O_o \m/
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Hey... If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-25-2021, 07:18 AM #2My eyes are up here.
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Lol, aweir. Merry Christmas to all.
Romans 6:23
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12-25-2021, 07:26 AM #3High Plains Lifter
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Kel, I take it you didn't get your boss a Christmas card?
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12-25-2021, 08:32 AM #4O_o \m/
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I got him the gift that keeps on giving: a coupon to the jelly of the month club.Originally Posted by Mark1T
Kel, I take it you didn't get your boss a Christmas card?
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12-25-2021, 08:42 AM #5Registered User
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dog kissing is a bad thing?
obviously never owned a dogI don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
(Marshall McLuhan)
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12-25-2021, 11:27 AM #6O_o \m/
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Yeah, I wasn’t feeling that part of the rant either. I let it slide though. Because, we’ll, it’s Chevy fxcking Chase.Originally Posted by startingat56
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12-25-2021, 11:39 AM #7Nihilist
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The job market is pretty good right now, so you could....I dunno....get a new job?Originally Posted by Keltron
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12-25-2021, 11:53 AM #8O_o \m/
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You know what else is good? The ‘crazy cousin-in-law with an RV and a shotgun’ market. So I’ll be damned if I look for another job when I can beckon my cousin to bring my arsehole boss right to me to hear my workplace demandsOriginally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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12-25-2021, 12:07 PM #9High Plains Lifter
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Amazing how Karlito just sits back in his Easy Chair with a Cuban Cigar and a fine crystal glass three-quarters full of superb Single Malt Scotch Whiskey and type out some practical advice.Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
Ok, now we are getting to the meat of this. First, Keltron, you gots some explaining to do for not showing up here for a year and then post a Manifesto without saying something nice. With Italians, which I am part, it's either nice or The Soprano's version of taking uncle Eddie out the back for a "talk," after he felt up the guest bartender which he did not appreciate.Originally Posted by Keltron
Next, you need to settle down and break this shiit down. Problem at work, some employees calling out the boss, what are the solutions?Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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12-25-2021, 02:16 PM #10Nihilist
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Got a bottle of Laphroaig 10-year old cask strength that I will be breaking out a little later. Merry Christmas bruh!Originally Posted by Mark1T
You gotta check out the movie "Swimming with Sharks". It pretty much describes this exact scenario...except for the RV. My favorite part is when he tortures his boss with paper cuts...lol.Originally Posted by Keltron
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12-25-2021, 02:39 PM #11High Plains Lifter
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My man...Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
Merry Christmas
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12-25-2021, 03:39 PM #12O_o \m/
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It's streaming for free on Tubi so I might check it out. But what describes my scenario to a T (RV included) is a movie called National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It's actually scary how close Chevy Chase's boss rant and subsequent kidnapping of his boss by his RV-driving cousin in law matches my boss-rant and subsequent kidnapping of said boss by my RV-driving cousin in lawOriginally Posted by Karl_Hungus
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-25-2021, 03:48 PM #13Nihilist
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Lol....I don't remember that movie too well, but always loved cousin EddieOriginally Posted by Keltron
It's streaming for free on Tubi so I might check it out. But what describes my scenario to a T (RV included) is a movie called National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It's actually scary how close Chevy Chase's boss rant and subsequent kidnapping of his boss by his RV-driving cousin in law matches my boss-rant and subsequent kidnapping of said boss by my RV-driving cousin in law
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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12-25-2021, 09:28 PM #14O_o \m/
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Randy Quaid is the MFing man.Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
Lol....I don't remember that movie too well, but always loved cousin Eddie
edit: image won't show.. just click this:
https://imgur.com/a/qw3wzlFSept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-25-2021, 09:47 PM #15O_o \m/
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I'm trying to start a new copy pastaOriginally Posted by Mark1T
It's from a Christmas movie and I post it somewhere every year. It's a nice call-back to when Chevy Chase wasn't a smug snob. [or before i knew he was a smug snob perhaps]Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-26-2021, 06:17 AM #16"Certified" Reel Nutz
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12-26-2021, 10:21 AM #17O_o \m/
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LOL definitely baked by cousin EddieOriginally Posted by mtpockets
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