Tinder Thread Part XI : No Sway12 Club

**Poodleman** · 08-02-2016, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by idno

Having another tinder sloot over in a couple of hours. I came watching a good POV shot just as she texted me that she was coming over. I'm hoping I can get it fully up because this girl is another chubster. She'll be #2 smash in my life. Once I get to 10 I'm banning all whales from getting anywhere near my D.

in many other threads you claim to be FA virgin with social anxiety, yet this is your second bang? much disrespect

**EmperorRyker** · 08-02-2016, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by awilll

Has anyone in here ever turned a tinder girl into a relationship? I know it's probably rare but this girl I'm seeing seems like a catch.

We've never talked about what we want out of this so how would you recommend I go about bringing it up? Or should I just hold off and wait for her to bring it up?

No, but I'm hoping to. I was on a first date with a girl last night and she was awesome. Cute, funny and with actual life goals. Didn't seem like the stereotype people have here. Obviously, it's just one date, but even the ones I went on dates previously were often grad students or otherwise ambitious and independent girls.

How long have you been seeing her? Usually people will tell you to wait for her to bring it up, but I'm of the opinion that it doesn't really matter. I don't think her interest level will go down, and at least you'll know where you stand. Have you been dating other girls on Tinder since? Has she?

Originally Posted by Poodleman

in many other threads you claim to be FA virgin with social anxiety, yet this is your second bang? much disrespect

He's not claiming he's a virgin anymore. You might also be confusing him with BigTimePlayer.

**Poodleman** · 08-02-2016, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by EmperorRyker

He's not claiming he's a virgin anymore. You might also be confusing him with BigTimePlayer.

ah ok, well still FA but if hes atleast had 1 sloot then hes no longer FA. In the depression thread he said he had social anxiety

**idno** · 08-02-2016, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Poodleman

ah ok, well still FA but if hes atleast had 1 sloot then hes no longer FA. In the depression thread he said he had social anxiety

I have very minor social anxiety. Not to the point where I need to be medicated. I'm actually in therapy for depersonalization. I'm still FA, only difference is now I'm not a virgin.

**EmperorRyker** · 08-02-2016, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Poodleman

ah ok, well still FA but if hes atleast had 1 sloot then hes no longer FA. In the depression thread he said he had social anxiety

Not being a virgin has nothing to do with not being FA.

**idno** · 08-02-2016, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by EmperorRyker

Not being a virgin has nothing to do with not being FA.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EmperorRyker again.

**A0wner21** · 08-02-2016, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by A0wner21

brehs, I made a fake profile jsut to scout the area, found one girl that was a really cute 6/10 and super liked her. Started a convo and got her number. any idea how to proceed? Brb she doesnt know what I look like

any1

**KingSaddam** · 08-02-2016, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by liftyousay

#37 (chick from reddit - slept over)

WTF did I just read. Reddit? Thought that place was all FA neckbeards and Feminazi, SJWs
So you just started talking without seeing a photo?

Originally Posted by American Psycho

Struck out last night but had a girl from the hotel up to my room...

You banged?
How did that bio I saw in another post do? Something about being a "sex monster"

**Flexium** · 08-02-2016, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by awilll

Has anyone in here ever turned a tinder girl into a relationship? I know it's probably rare but this girl I'm seeing seems like a catch.

We've never talked about what we want out of this so how would you recommend I go about bringing it up? Or should I just hold off and wait for her to bring it up?

Met this SUPER religious girl that wanted a relationship and we went out like 5 times but then I felt guilty for my plans to corrupt and smash her so I ended it haha

**American Psycho** · 08-02-2016, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by KingSaddam

WTF did I just read. Reddit? Thought that place was all FA neckbeards and Feminazi, SJWs
So you just started talking without seeing a photo?

You banged?
How did that bio I saw in another post do? Something about being a "sex monster"

It did OK lol, better when I changed up the wording a bit. I've got to check our in a minute but if you want I can maybe find later.

Didn't smash last night, girl wanted it from earlier in the day tho, I'm not really sure but seemed her boyfriend and another guy showed up (she had been texting on and off) and she was also wearing a wedding ring but said it was for her job as a constitutional attorney as a libertarian girl in politics needs to be married.

She was a clever girl and also had a huge scar on her forearm, said it was from the hospital not paying attention during a surgery, but after seeing her friends or whatever I am not so sure lol.

**awilll** · 08-02-2016, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by EmperorRyker

No, but I'm hoping to. I was on a first date with a girl last night and she was awesome. Cute, funny and with actual life goals. Didn't seem like the stereotype people have here. Obviously, it's just one date, but even the ones I went on dates previously were often grad students or otherwise ambitious and independent girls.

How long have you been seeing her? Usually people will tell you to wait for her to bring it up, but I'm of the opinion that it doesn't really matter. I don't think her interest level will go down, and at least you'll know where you stand. Have you been dating other girls on Tinder since? Has she?

Yea this girl is planning on going to med school. Been seeing her since March but she was abroad for an internship for two months and things picked up right where they left off when she got back. I've been on one tinder date but honestly I'm pretty into this girl and haven't had the desire to date other people. Plus it always seems like too much work for me to date multiple people. And I don't know 100% but I don't believe she has been seeing anyone recently. Like I said, we've never talked about it. I would like to make it exclusive but I honestly don't know how to bring it up.

Originally Posted by Flexium

Met this SUPER religious girl that wanted a relationship and we went out like 5 times but then I felt guilty for my plans to corrupt and smash her so I ended it haha

Haha you have more of a conscience than a lot of my friends. I wish this girl would just bring it up like in your situation though

**Poodleman** · 08-02-2016, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by idno

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EmperorRyker again.

Still they go hand in hand, if you are able to get girls you aren't technically forever alone, since it shows you have the ability to
be with someone.
Anyway what was your first time like? another whale? srs it helps us other FA from sharing your experience

**EmperorRyker** · 08-02-2016, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by awilll

Yea this girl is planning on going to med school. Been seeing her since March but she was abroad for an internship for two months and things picked up right where they left off when she got back. I've been on one tinder date but honestly I'm pretty into this girl and haven't had the desire to date other people. Plus it always seems like too much work for me to date multiple people. And I don't know 100% but I don't believe she has been seeing anyone recently. Like I said, we've never talked about it. I would like to make it exclusive but I honestly don't know how to bring it up.

Honestly, just talk to her about it, you obviously want to be exclusive and it's just going to eat at you if you don't know where you two stand. That's a pretty long time, too, so she shouldn't be surprised or driven away by you asking this. If she is, then I guess you know how she felt, and in that case, based on what you said, it'll probably better for you to break it off sooner rather than later. How do you two interact, do the texts seem like you guys are together?

**Silencespeaks** · 08-02-2016, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by awilll

Has anyone in here ever turned a tinder girl into a relationship? I know it's probably rare but this girl I'm seeing seems like a catch.

I hope it is possible because that is what I'm looking for on tinder. I don't want anything really serious or long term but I am trying to find someone to date.

**American Psycho** · 08-02-2016, 12:07 PM

New lol approach:

Report back with results!

**liftyousay** · 08-02-2016, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by KingSaddam

WTF did I just read. Reddit? Thought that place was all FA neckbeards and Feminazi, SJWs
So you just started talking without seeing a photo?

yep. she was new to it, her tagline thing said 23/f/(city i'm in), and i read a few of her responses saying how she's hooked up with guys on the first dates and stuff, so i shot her a message jokingly saying 'we prob hooked up'. she got curious, so i sent her a pic (and she her ig) and she said i was 'cute and we should hang', so we hung out last night and she spent the night. i don't like them spending the night, for the record, but we were both drinking.

**Sway12** · 08-02-2016, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Khristmas

Can you just leave this thread for good?

Pic quality matters. If I ran a profile with mirror selfies I would probably get a fraction of the matches I got.

i havent posted in months tbh

and yes you would
have you ever tried it even? Moron.

Matches beyond a certain point are just pointless.. one of my mates has had a girlfriend off tinder for over a year - she was his very first swipe (and instant match)..

You only need a few good prospects, and your looks can get those, no extra presentation necessary.

Originally Posted by Silencespeaks

Pics matter a lot and especially your first pic, I swipe left based on the first pic and I almost swiped left on the best looking guy from my gym because he had a bad pic as his first pic and I didn't recognize him.

You still swipe on Chads with chitty pics, il bet.

**Silencespeaks** · 08-02-2016, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sway12

You still swipe on Chads with chitty pics, il bet.

Yes that is correct.

**awilll** · 08-02-2016, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by EmperorRyker

Honestly, just talk to her about it, you obviously want to be exclusive and it's just going to eat at you if you don't know where you two stand. That's a pretty long time, too, so she shouldn't be surprised or driven away by you asking this. If she is, then I guess you know how she felt, and in that case, based on what you said, it'll probably better for you to break it off sooner rather than later. How do you two interact, do the texts seem like you guys are together?

Yea we text and/or snapchat everyday basically and usually hang multiple times a week. We've met each others' friends too. I think you're right I'm just gonna bring it up. The worst thing that happens is she says no and I know to start looking elsewhere.

Thing is I don't even know how to bring it up. Girls in the past have always been the one to do it. Just say that I wanna talk about where we stand? And do I ask about being exclusive or bf/gf? To some people they're different things, to some they're the same.

**Black_Dread** · 08-02-2016, 01:07 PM

damn i missed these threads. was in on some of the orginal ones.

time to read up haha make me proud misc

**EmperorRyker** · 08-02-2016, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by awilll

Thing is I don't even know how to bring it up. Girls in the past have always been the one to do it. Just say that I wanna talk about where we stand? And do I ask about being exclusive or bf/gf? To some people they're different things, to some they're the same.

You can just bring it up naturally. The way I'd do it would be to just ask her when we're hanging out, starting with something like "oh, hey, by the way..." And then just phrase the question whichever way you want. I don't know what exactly I'd say, I'd just come up with something on the spot. I just wouldn't do the whole "we need to talk about something" thing.

**DiamondsDancing** · 08-02-2016, 01:21 PM

Has anyone ever had an account that was shot from the beginning? Not even getting matches with bots after a restart last Friday.

**American Psycho** · 08-02-2016, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by American Psycho

New lol approach:

[img]https://imgur.com/t8mE0Yh.jpg[/ ]

Report back with results!

Word?

**EmperorRyker** · 08-02-2016, 01:34 PM

Haha, damn, some of these Tinder bots actually answer questions semi-normally, they just push for meeting straight away. I exchanged a few messages with the bot, and then at the end it said it would feel safer if I was Tinder verified before meeting. I said something to the tune of "oh, hey, you're a bot, huh?" and never heard back haha. I wanted to post the conversation, but it looks like I was unmatched as it no longer appears there.

**idno** · 08-02-2016, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Poodleman

Still they go hand in hand, if you are able to get girls you aren't technically forever alone, since it shows you have the ability to
be with someone.
Anyway what was your first time like? another whale? srs it helps us other FA from sharing your experience

Well most dudes have the ability to. We can go on and on about what Fa means. I think I posted about what my first time was like somewhere itt. Basically she blew me without hesitation then I went ham doggystyle. All this happened after I met her mom lol. Felt like a million bucks a couple days later. Still didn't solve my social problems but it is a huge weight off of my shoulders and I'm a little calmer.

**Poodleman** · 08-02-2016, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by DiamondsDancing

Has anyone ever had an account that was shot from the beginning? Not even getting matches with bots after a restart last Friday.

yes, but for me it's location. Or im simply phuckin ugly

**Poodleman** · 08-02-2016, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by idno

Well most dudes have the ability to. We can go on and on about what Fa means. I think I posted about what my first time was like somewhere itt. Basically she blew me without hesitation then I went ham doggystyle. All this happened after I met her mom lol. Felt like a million bucks a couple days later. Still didn't solve my social problems but it is a huge weight off of my shoulders and I'm a little calmer.

was she hot? what rating would you give her and yourself? surely you arent the guy in your avi
did you know her for long or tinder? if tinder why the phuck did you meet her mum and then she blew you? LMAO

**Sway12** · 08-02-2016, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Silencespeaks

Yes that is correct.

legit babe

**idno** · 08-02-2016, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Poodleman

was she hot? what rating would you give her and yourself? surely you arent the guy in your avi
did you know her for long or tinder? if tinder why the phuck did you meet her mum and then she blew you? LMAO

I think I'm a 6/10. Could be a 7/10 with a nosejob and a 8/10 with a nosejob and a mandibular advancement. I give her a 5/10. I'm the guy in the avi, but that was me when I was 10. I exchanged maybe 10 messages with her and then I got her number, we exchanged a few pics and then scheduled a meet up. Well she blew me then we smashed and she told me her mom wanted to meet me while I was on the way. Just got done with this other tinder girl, she was a 4/10. She came over my house and told me she was a virgin. She didn't want to lose it so she blew me and then I made her come with my fingers,(my god that pussy was tight). After she came she went on her merry way. Every tinder meetup(3) I've had as been scheduled within 10 messages and I've done something sexual with all of them in the first meetup. Unfortunately they've all been ugly and or fat. I think I'm done taking time out of my day for uglies shiit isn't worth it. I rather just jack off.

**smoothiechode** · 08-02-2016, 03:51 PM

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