RANT: Google Maps said turn left?

[Dominik]

Yeah man, I'm doing great actually. My responses to Whorelando are just Ranting, nothing to be taken seriously.

Lulz. When you trade insults with these schlubs it's "are you okay man?"

In other news, LeBron is on dat dere bulking time.

[GetBigs]

WTF did I just read?

[chazzy1864]

From Reddit:

"In a Reddit thread labeled "offmychest," one user spins a compelling tale of buying 23 Burger King apple pies when he heard a young crybaby behind him yelling at his mother about wanting some ****ing pie. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away."

I thought he was going to say he threw the entire bag in the trash on the way out.

[Farley1324]

I thought he was going to say he threw the entire bag in the trash on the way out.

That would be the McDonald's beanie baby thing from way back. You know, buy 15 happy meals to get the stupid beanie babies then throw the food away.

[im2manly]

That would be the McDonald's beanie baby thing from way back. You know, buy 15 happy meals to get the stupid beanie babies then throw the food away.

you collected beanie babies? is that what they call a bronie or w/e?

[Orlando1234977]

Lulz. When you trade insults with these schlubs it's "are you okay man?"

In other news, LeBron is on dat dere bulking time.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IoG70jq.jpg[img][img]http://i.imgur.com/gtGdHN7.jpg[img]

I'm not sure how legit those are, but if they are he has no business trying to be a big time Florida champion. He deserves ohio.

29 days until Green Bay/Seattle
24 days until Wisconsin/lsu
17 days until Team Orlando selects the #1 overall pick in the draft.

#inb4bandwagontalk

[Farley1324]

you collected beanie babies? is that what they call a bronie or w/e?

You don't want to know what a bronie is.

[im2manly]

apparently powdered peanut butter taste pretty awesome. going to have to give it a whirl

[Dominik]

I'm not sure how legit those are, but if they are he has no business trying to be a big time Florida champion. He deserves ohio.

First one was posted on his Twitter account and Instagram profile.

http://instagram.com/p/rShs9FiTGW/

[darinaldi]

apparently powdered peanut butter taste pretty awesome. going to have to give it a whirl

How about you just eat real peanut butter like a real person?

[darinaldi]

29 days until Green Bay/Seattle

Looking forward to watching this. Minutely slim chance I'll be at that game.

[darinaldi]

That would be the McDonald's beanie baby thing from way back. You know, buy 15 happy meals to get the stupid beanie babies then throw the food away.

In college I once went to McDonalds and specifically requested to buy the platypus Happy Meal toy. The cashier looked confused, but eventually sold me just the toy. I love platypi. Also, I was ridiculously high.

[Farley1324]

In college I once went to McDonalds and specifically requested to buy the platypus Happy Meal toy. The cashier looked confused, but eventually sold me just the toy. I love platypi. Also, I was ridiculously high.

Cool story bro



But the real is...where is this platypus now?

[im2manly]

In college I once went to McDonalds and specifically requested to buy the platypus Happy Meal toy. The cashier looked confused, but eventually sold me just the toy. I love platypi. Also, I was ridiculously high.

How about you just order a real meal like a real person?

[GeneralSerpant]

In other news, LeBron is on dat dere bulking time.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IoG70jq.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gtGdHN7.jpg[/img]

I don't know how much bulking he's gonna do with those long arms/legs

WTF did I just read?

NOTHING

you collected beanie babies? is that what they call a bronie or w/e?

Close enough.

In college I once went to McDonalds and specifically requested to buy the platypus Happy Meal toy. The cashier looked confused, but eventually sold me just the toy. I love platypi. Also, I was ridiculously high.

On life?

[Orlando1234977]

First one was posted on his Twitter account and Instagram profile.

http://instagram.com/p/rShs9FiTGW/

That's what I thought. ugh. It doesn't seem possible to drop so much weight so fast. aids. His basketball IQ has always been high and always improved, but this just seems illogical.

Looking forward to watching this. Minutely slim chance I'll be at that game.

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I'll send appropriate attire.

[darinaldi]

Cool story bro

But the real is...where is this platypus now?

In a box in my basement that I haven't unpacked yet. I still have him.

How about you just order a real meal like a real person?

I did, which is why I ate elsewhere and then went to McDonalds just for the toy.

[GeneralSerpant]

So Luci was perma banned??

[Miketoc]

PB2 is pretty good, I used to dip fruit in it. I have an unopened bag for like a year though, maybe when (if) I go back to cutting I'll break it out.

[PapaBurgandy]

PB2 is pretty good, I used to dip fruit in it. I have an unopened bag for like a year though, maybe when (if) I go back to cutting I'll break it out.

Is that the powdered peanut butter? Looks interesting.

[chazzy1864]

So Luci was perma banned??

He asked for it. He is allowed to come back any time he tells 400lb_Gorilla that he is ready.

[im2manly]

W00t w00t get my transmission fluid replaced, tires rotated, and oil changed for $150!!!

So Luci was perma banned??

He is just being a baby. Srs. Edit: I mean imagine if I asked for a perma ban just because I got banned again. Sense none it makes

[Final_Rep]

Yep. Asking for a ban to keep yourself from coming to the forums is like asking McDonald's to stop selling you Big Macs.

You aren't really addressing the root cause.

[Dominik]

Yep. Asking for a ban to keep yourself from coming to the forums is like asking McDonald's to stop selling you Big Macs.

You aren't really addressing the root cause.

A little known fact: the guy who started this thread actually requested a ban. Tom, if you ever read this, come back.

[kvk1]

Somebody at my building this morning asked me what the "egress point" was when asking for the exit.

Like we're on a fucking COD mission together or something.

I wanted to punch him in his stupid face.

[therorschach]

I saw some dude at the local Starbucks wearing a suit but no socks. I guess this is some kind of "fashion forward" trendy kind of thing but he was wearing a navy suit and it just looked weird. It was that point where I purchased my ****gy ass latte and headed toward the egress point.

[im2manly]

I was just randomly thinking about this right now, but do you guys think that you hate cruises so much because you may be socially awkward/have social anxiety issues and hate to be around people? I just can't understand how you'd hate going to a tropical place on a 24/7 party and/or R&R vessel!

[therorschach]

Last time I took a vacation I was 18 and it was on a cruise with my family. It was alright I guess. No egress point though, as you are surrounded by waters, unless you are a seal.

[ZoranM]

I feel like a lamb.

[im2manly]

Last time I took a vacation I was 18 and it was on a cruise with my family. It was alright I guess. No egress point though, as you are surrounded by waters, unless you are a seal.

You never left?