"Hey what's the cologne that you're always using called?" - sloot co-worker

[BorrachoDamor]

"It smells so good I'm buying it for him for his birthday next month" - sloot co-worker

"I've never smelt it on anyone else before, probably since it's so expensive" - sloot co-worker

"Looking forward to sleeping in his shirts when he uses it haha" - sloot co-worker












Some quotes from my co-worker who's buying her husband the legendary cologne that should not be named.

Mind = blown brahs. Can't believe people still doubt the power of the GOAT.

[IGotRichQuick]

I always said fart smell is the GOAT

[bezarker]

[LiveStrongly]

i've been complimented by every single female coworker (literally every single one) of mine on my cologne. I remember where I got it and will never use another one again. apparently the one i'm using is for the gods

[fj123]

creed aventus?


this is the goat

[BorrachoDamor]

creed aventus?


this is the goat

There's goats and there is the GOAT.

There's Kobe, lebron, magic, bird and then there is Jordan.

There's manning, Brady, young, Favre, elway, and then there is Montana

[kurent]

Fun fact, it's actually a combination of body odour and cologne that they like. It will not smell the same on her boyfriend.

[Gingerbruh]

aware

inb4 acqua di gio

[N0F4tCh1cks]

Just lol if you cover your natural musk with some french cuck bull****

[Kurial]

We talking BOD?

[RollingStones]

why did you tell her? should've kept it on the down low

[Nicklol]

Il tell you after you suck my penis!!

[gluon]

how much are they paying you, you fukin shill

[jimbob007]

[tehgosu]

In on Aventus/GIT appreciation

U should've just told here it's old Spice deodorant tho brah

[moonfarious]

how much are they paying you, you fukin shill

this lol... op made so many creed threads

[Aggressive]

£214 for 120ml


u fokn WOT m8



I'll stick to 212. Bitches love 212

[LifeChoices]

if its for there bf's, tell em its this

[jimbob007]

if its for there bf's, tell em its this

No idea how anybody can wear Brut-on a par with Raid.

[Nicklol]

Seriously tho..
Whats a good cologne for 100 bucks that lasts long?
Ive never worn any in my life..now ive encountered some cologne brahs irl and it made me want to smell good

[wooosh3]

brb get compliments on my old spice deodorant srs

[liftasaurus]

Seriously tho..
Whats a good cologne for 100 bucks that lasts long?
Ive never worn any in my life..now ive encountered some cologne brahs irl and it made me want to smell good

why? you never go out anyways. where are you going to wear it too?

[Flapjacko]

brb get compliments on my old spice deodorant srs

Fiji?

[pectoralbro]

LOL @ you brahs buying cologne.

A real chad uses his own BO as his cologne.

[Nicklol]

why? you never go out anyways. where are you going to wear it too?

The grocery store,the gym,work.

[jimbob007]

Seriously tho..
Whats a good cologne for 100 bucks that lasts long?
Ive never worn any in my life..now ive encountered some cologne brahs irl and it made me want to smell good

Homme.

[liftasaurus]

The grocery store,the gym,work.

just wasting your money brah

[madBrahhh]

creed aventus?


this is the goat

Came here to post this. This cologne is amazing. Not changing it.

[JIGSAW]

Unless its Burberry Touch, its toilet water.

[Ironmanlet]