Two Thousand Year Old Dildo Found

[jimbob007]

A 2,000-year-old wooden object initially thought to be a darning tool has been reassessed by archaeologists - who believe it may have been used as a sex toy in Roman times. The 6.5 inch wooden object is smooth at both ends - one of the only clues experts had about what it might have been used for, Dr Rob Collins told Sky News. Dr Collins is a senior lecturer in archaeology at Newcastle University and worked alongside Dr Rob Sands from University College Dublin on analysing the object.

"The question we found ourselves asking is what sort of object shaped like a phallus would have greater wear at both ends than in the middle?" Dr Collins said. One possible answer? A dildo. Phallic imagery is "all over the place in the Roman world", Dr Collins said, and was commonly believed to protect against bad luck. Art and literature from the time also reveal Romans used dildos. But no life-size examples have been found before now.



https://news.sky.com/story/roman-dil...-wall-12815732

[MustardTiger17]

Op's great great great great great great grand mother was a huge sloot

[Azzurri]

Had no idea Bhody was getting pegged over 2,000 years ago!

[MeSoHawny]

no ways is that thing passing the toilet roll test

[RICHSTRONG]

6.5 inches? Child's play. Modern day women would scoff at such a small size

[MrSchons]

I think its a butt plug since there were lots of ****ggots around at the time.

[Bodhy]

That's a thick as fuk dildo, son.

It looks impractical, though. The romans had leather, why not attach some leather to each side and make it into a strap on?

[jimbob007]

Op's great great great great great great grand mother was a huge sloot

No Wop in my family.

[jimbob007]

I think its a butt plug since there were lots of ****ggots around at the time.

Yep, Rome was a highly gay society-doubt carpenters were making them for women.

[PowerRanger]

Just read the article on this...First reaction was there must be a thread on the Misc already

Checked misc and lol'd at first few replies

This is why I still misc 20 years later

[wasp9166]

Splinters

[Postmort3m]

Now just have to piece it together as who it belonged to in their younger years: SS or miss piggy

[strenffgains]

Didn't read, but glad your mom finally found her toy. It can be a real pain in the ass when you can't find your pain in the ass

[jimbob007]

Didn't read, but glad your mom finally found her toy. It can be a real pain in the ass when you can't find your pain in the ass

Article says it was found in 1992, but 'experts' have thought it was a woodwork tool for three decades.

[Procta]

some dude back in the day was bored and carved a dink for the lulz


scientist today...OMG this is historic..the first dildo ever!

[sg1976]

Lies woman only started doing stuff like this in 2012.

[Casca]

If your anus can take that girth, which I am sure most misc'res can, you need a poop knife



Your sht ant gonna flush bro.....poop knife!

[kcadrenalin]

Any archeologist worth his salt would have smelt it to verify authenticity.

[Procta]

people two thousand and one years ago:

[HalfDragon]

Imagine the smell

[cobhc]

some dude back in the day was bored and carved a dink for the lulz


scientist today...OMG this is historic..the first dildo ever!

This.

It'll be framed and put on display at the MET as a symbol for ****getts.

[redwine91]

sloots gonna sloot

[proudmanlet]

what is this a dildo for ants?

[jtaylor2010]

Damn, imagine getting treepilled by your old lady. Such is the life of Timothius.

[naich]

From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered
Some girls wooden dildos are bigger than others