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02-16-2015, 08:41 AM #1Gettin' Big Now...
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"I haven't been hurt in the gym since... *sniffs*, 2003" -Branch Warren
I got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
I got no strings on me
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02-16-2015, 08:55 AM #2
Ofc brah, "how did you tear your quad Mr.Warren?"
"I fell...."
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02-16-2015, 10:03 AM #3Team Romgle
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I guess the fall was the straw that broke the camel's back.
He's torn his quad, his lat, his tricep (Or was it both?) and his chest looks a bit iffy as well. Guess he can't tear anything else and have his major IFBB Comeback Story
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02-16-2015, 10:25 AM #4Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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Maybe the tears didn't happen while he was in the gym but he no doubt did the damage in there with his moronic training.
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02-16-2015, 10:46 AM #5Registered User
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This makes Branch look like those plastic women who deny their surgeries.
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02-16-2015, 02:48 PM #6Registered User
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Nobody works harder than Branch though...nobody...
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02-16-2015, 03:02 PM #7Registered User
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Honestly, maybe it is mean, but I have watched that scene multiple times and laughed harder each subsequent viewing. That should be in the dictionary under "physical comedy".
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02-16-2015, 03:10 PM #8Registered User
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Im pretty sure JoJ works just as hard.. both are beasts.Originally Posted by Canuck77
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02-16-2015, 03:19 PM #9']['{[]}{[]}[[_
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How often do you google search 'vs horse'?
A pattern in the chaos.
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02-16-2015, 03:47 PM #10Registered User
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I'm not a branch hater. But. Everything about this video was amazing.
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02-16-2015, 04:59 PM #11Registered User
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LOL didn't notice the title.Originally Posted by flangmasterj
I was watching a video with paul chek recently where he talks about core/stabilizer strength and I remember him mentioning some of these weightlifters may be able to say squat tremendous weights, but can't carry their own bodies functionally, so when they take a step down some stairs they tear a quad. Maybe there's some truth to this and branch isn't lying lol.
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02-16-2015, 05:11 PM #12Registered User
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LOL...fuqqin Branch.....sigh....smh
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02-16-2015, 08:25 PM #13Registered User
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When I first saw that I thought the irony was so strong that the scene was staged or something. I was laughing so hard.
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02-16-2015, 10:32 PM #14Registered User
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not really ironic when he says he hasn't been hurt in the gym since 03, then he proceeds to be flung off a horse (outside of the gym). If anything it confirms his **** poor luck.Originally Posted by ltrrtl218
but it does seem staged/ too coincidental/perfect that he says that, especially with the branch-warran-copyright sniff. It's like he's been punished for lying or something.
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02-17-2015, 02:59 AM #15Registered User
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in case you're serious here, how would you define who works harder than the other?Originally Posted by Canuck77
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02-17-2015, 03:02 AM #16Huntin a bit of meat
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He should've been riding a pony
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02-17-2015, 07:06 AM #17
"branch" warren and ben paklukski should have a fite 2 the death
mr balls 2 the wall and hardcore 2 the extreme training vs mr science technology and laboratry
who will win ?!
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02-17-2015, 08:15 AM #18Registered User
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Heh...joking...That is what he says, "No one works harder than me"...and some of the so called industry pundits have also said it as well, "No one works harder than Branch...".Originally Posted by DanielEver
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02-17-2015, 08:32 AM #19
that scene in generation iron where he attempts to ride that horse then gets bucked off left me speechless. i kept think to myself "dude, what are you doing" haha
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02-17-2015, 08:59 AM #20Registered User
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not sure but it always appeared to me that branch messed up his biceps too.
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02-17-2015, 02:53 PM #21Registered User
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Maybe he should have just gotten more sleeves?Originally Posted by Larfleeze
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02-17-2015, 05:54 PM #22Registered User
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wonder where his god was rofl
depression & avoidant personality masterrace crew
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02-17-2015, 05:56 PM #23']['{[]}{[]}[[_
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It would've happened for a reason.Originally Posted by nonamewut
A pattern in the chaos.
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02-17-2015, 07:44 PM #24do i have brotential
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If I was God, I'd throw people off horses every now and then. Wouldn't you?
We're dodging more ninjitsu attacks than Flex Wheeler. We're ducking more bullets than George Farah. We're facing more death than a kid leg pressing at Branch Warren's gym.
You can't stop us. You can't hold us back.
IFBB brahs über alles.
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02-17-2015, 08:50 PM #25Registered User
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Testing his faith, while working in mysterious ways.Originally Posted by nonamewut
"Kai's traps outsize him, when you compare them to the rest of his body, he's very very thick there, it makes him unbalanced." - Lee Thompson
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02-18-2015, 05:50 AM #26Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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Couldn't have hurt.Originally Posted by pyrolee
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02-18-2015, 06:15 AM #27FullRIM
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They should play this on the big screens before he walks out for the posing round instead of the usual bland interviews
''There’s this battle over waterboarding at places like Guantanamo Bay. I think that they should just say, “Hey, if you guys don’t talk, you have to see Hercules In New York.” I guarantee those guys would talk much faster. You don’t need to do waterboarding or anything else. That’s the ultimate threat.''
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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