So this dude in a SRT4 Neon approached me...

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:16 AM

hey man, I bet my SRT4 could rip your car a new ass. And it gets 30 mpg!

I just answered: You mean, your Neon right?

He answered: It's a SRT4 man, it's got a turbo and boost controler blah blah blah. I have like 10k in the engine and tranny alone, and your POS Rustang is fugly.

I answered: You realize you just spent 10k on a Neon?

He answered: Yeah! You got a ****ing problem? I bet it is way faster than your car and since gas prices are near 5bucks a gallon, i basically win in every aspect.

I answered: Ok, your car is faster lets say, and you get better MPG, you have dual exhaust, carbon fiber hood, wheels n' ****. But, in the end, you are still going home in a Neon. How does that make you feel?

He answered: Ok man, lets settle this like men, dragstrip, Friday, me and my SRT4. You'll lose pretty bad. And we can throw in money if you want.

I answered: Sure, if you want to, but aren't you even gonna ask me what I have in my car?

*(2007 GT full bolt on, drag radials, gears and 200 shot of nitrous and suspesion mods, dyno tuned)*

He answered: I don't need to, I know my SRT4 will murder you.

I answered: Ok, I'll look forward to your Neon murdering me.

He answered with a ****ty ricer flyby and his BOV hissed.

oh my,

**miaheatfan** · 06-10-2008, 10:18 AM

What did your car dyno and what gears do you have?

**AMcHizZl3** · 06-10-2008, 10:19 AM

DYNO-mite?

am i rite?

**TheMisker** · 06-10-2008, 10:20 AM

i haz a mustang

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by miaheatfan

What did your car dyno at?

Safe tune = 487rwhp and 522rwtq

The tune is really conservative, I am still on the stock engine, so I am on bought time. I am currently saving up for a MMR 5.0 Stroker engine and a turbo setup.

**SomeoneStopMe** · 06-10-2008, 10:20 AM

any pics of the car brah?

also hp? torque?

have you ran it before?

**spot_skater** · 06-10-2008, 10:21 AM

With that 200 shot he's probably around 500ish RWHP.

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by AMcHizZl3

DYNO-mite?

am i rite?

negative, the guys that dyno tune for me are really good and my engine hasn't exploded, even after 6 months of use.

**Dallaster** · 06-10-2008, 10:21 AM

subscribed lol

**John Rambo** · 06-10-2008, 10:21 AM

rice much?

**Solidarity** · 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by beto_man8

Safe tune = 487rwhp and 522rwtq

The tune is really conservative, I am still on the stock engine, so I am on bought time. I am currently saving up for a MMR 5.0 Stroker engine and a turbo setup.

SEXY.

I was thinking about doing that. How much do they run for? I was also looking at the 5.4L 3v

**kyle1867** · 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM

lol, ricers make me lol. they dump all there money into ****ty cars, no matterwat they do to it or put in it, in the end its still just a ****ty car

**Stopwatshiet** · 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM

Could the interior possibly be.....

CROCODILE ALLIGATOR?

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by SomeoneStopMe

any pics of the car brah?

also hp? torque?

have you ran it before?

Posted above.

I should get some pics, I will wash the car in the evening and post up.

**miaheatfan** · 06-10-2008, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by beto_man8

Safe tune = 487rwhp and 522rwtq

The tune is really conservative, I am still on the stock engine, so I am on bought time. I am currently saving up for a MMR 5.0 Stroker engine and a turbo setup.

I'm guessing you have 4.10 gears as well so you should rape him.

**Monkey Helmet** · 06-10-2008, 10:23 AM

Uh the SRT4 shares pretty much nothing with any of the other Neon platforms except the basic chassis. Otherwise it's a completely different vehicle. It's pretty much like saying your car is just a basic V6 Stang with some upgrades. If he has what he says he does then he might give you a good run...from a roll at least.

**Rogesi** · 06-10-2008, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by beto_man8

hey man, I bet my SRT4 could rip your car a new ass. And it gets 30 mpg!

I just answered: You mean, your Neon right?

He answered: It's a SRT4 man, it's got a turbo and boost controler blah blah blah. I have like 10k in the engine and tranny alone, and your POS Rustang is fugly.

I answered: You realize you just spent 10k on a Neon?

He answered: Yeah! You got a ****ing problem? I bet it is way faster than your car and since gas prices are near 5bucks a gallon, i basically win in every aspect.

I answered: Ok, your car is faster lets say, and you get better MPG, you have dual exhaust, carbon fiber hood, wheels n' ****. But, in the end, you are still going home in a Neon. How does that make you feel?

He answered: Ok man, lets settle this like men, dragstrip, Friday, me and my SRT4. You'll lose pretty bad. And we can throw in money if you want.

I answered: Sure, if you want to, but aren't you even gonna ask me what I have in my car?

*(2007 GT full bolt on, drag radials, gears and 200 shot of nitrous and suspesion mods, dyno tuned)*

He answered: I don't need to, I know my SRT4 will murder you.

I answered: Ok, I'll look forward to your Neon murdering me.

He answered with a ****ty ricer flyby and his BOV hissed.

oh my,

Originally Posted by beto_man8

hey man, I bet my SRT4 could rip your car a new ass. And it gets 30 mpg!

I just answered: You mean, your Neon right?

He answered: It's a SRT4 man, it's got a turbo and boost controler blah blah blah. I have like 10k in the engine and tranny alone, and your POS Rustang is fugly.

He answered: Yeah! You got a ****ing problem? I bet it is way faster than your car and since gas prices are near 5bucks a gallon, i basically win in every aspect.

He answered: Ok man, lets settle this like men, dragstrip, Friday, me and my SRT4. You'll lose pretty bad. And we can throw in money if you want.

Originally Posted by beto_man8

I bet my SRT4 could rip your car a new ass.

He answered: It's a SRT4 man, it's got a turbo and boost controler blah blah blah. I have like 10k in the engine and tranny alone, and your POS

in every aspect.

He answered: Ok man, lets settle this like men, dragstrip, Friday

Originally Posted by beto_man8

I rip ass.

like a tranny

in

drag

(no homo?)

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Solidarity

SEXY.

I was thinking about doing that. How much do they run for? I was also looking at the 5.4L 3v

The whole setup will cost me around 10k

3.5k for the engine, and 5.5k for the turbo setup.
1k for install n **** (cheap Mexican mechanincs ftw!)

5.4l 3v are no good for this cars

get the 5.4l 4v, those are the engines the GT500 have...

**CellTechRage** · 06-10-2008, 10:25 AM

Haha, there is a guy at my apartment complex with an orange Neon SRT4 with a bunch of mods. It looks so f*cking ugly. I have no idea why you would waste that money.

**miaheatfan** · 06-10-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Monkey Helmet

Uh the SRT4 shares pretty much nothing with any of the other Neon platforms except the basic chassis. Otherwise it's a completely different vehicle. It's pretty much like saying your car is just a basic V6 Stang with some upgrades. If he has what he says he does then he would give you a good run.

It's still a Neon. Just like v6s, cobras, machs, and gts are all mustangs.

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Rogesi

(no homo?)

lulz!

Originally Posted by miaheatfan

I'm guessing you have 4.10 gears as well so you should rape him.

yeap, and 305/45r18 drag radials

**Solidarity** · 06-10-2008, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by beto_man8

The whole setup will cost me around 10k

3.5k for the engine, and 5.5k for the turbo setup.

5.4l 3v are no good for this cars

get the 5.4l 4v, those are the engines the GT500 have...

thats what i meant. where did you get your stroker? it was 3.5k for the engine and install or just engine?

**sdafdorkafsds** · 06-10-2008, 10:25 AM

sound like you hate srt-4s for no reason other than to be a tool.

but he sounded like a moron to

but you both lose.

Saying neon a million times really just shows ur a noob trying to piss him off. like he doesn't know his car is a neon.

Does calling his car a neon really make it bad?

In the end your 40k car (plus twice as much for gas) will own a 15k car.

**Nasty1** · 06-10-2008, 10:26 AM

I dont even respond to people like that.

I would tell them "fantastic......have a great day".

People like that are what gives other decent people with "modded" cars a bad name.

**MFarrar74** · 06-10-2008, 10:27 AM

hmm should run 11.50s..

**Kevie Kev** · 06-10-2008, 10:28 AM

For what they are, they are fast as fuk.

**ChefPhalBignuts** · 06-10-2008, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Monkey Helmet

Uh the SRT4 shares pretty much nothing with any of the other Neon platforms except the basic chassis. Otherwise it's a completely different vehicle. It's pretty much like saying your car is just a basic V6 Stang with some upgrades. If he has what he says he does then he might give you a good run...from a roll at least.

So you're defending the Neon?

**ItalynStalyn** · 06-10-2008, 10:28 AM

Hahaha when I had my supercharged 96GT I had SRT4s pulllin up and reving at me ALLL the time. I would just laugh and say "Cute Neon" Boy would that piss them off! hahaha

**sdafdorkafsds** · 06-10-2008, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by PhalC1

So you're defending the Neon?

I dunno if he is. But its like calling an evo a lancer a million times to try and piss some1 off.

Instead of calling a car names take it for what it is........

**beto_man8** · 06-10-2008, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Solidarity

thats what i meant. where did you get your stroker? it was 3.5k for the engine and install or just engine?

Engine alone, basically just the rotating assy (no heads n ****), install is another story

Originally Posted by sdafasfsafsds

sound like you hate srt-4s for no reason other than to be a tool.

but he sounded like a moron to

but you both lose.

Saying neon a million times really just shows ur a noob trying to piss him off. like he doesn't know his car is a neon.

Does calling his car a neon really make it bad?

yeap, I hate srt4 neon owners that dont accept their car is still a neon.

and yes... a neon is fugly

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