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100% true. There’s 24 hours in a day. Make them useful.

Pre-workout poops are the best.

Bump.

I once went bowling with my ex-GF (when we were together) and her two lesbo friends. After bowling we were all getting drinks and one of her lesbo friends tells me that they lick each others’ anguses...

Bump.

New girl called “Girl 7”. Asked her out to karaoke. She said ok. We’re all gonna make it brahs.

Girl 2 replied. I’ve been chatting with her about her grandma and plans for the weekend lulz Let’s see if I can get a hangout and smash. Like I said, I haven’t been this smooth with chicks since my...

Keep hearing this Pajeet thing. Explain?

I don’t know what Soupcream Gentleman is or Razzniche for that matter. All I know is that I am in the zone at bars. Like I’m really good at just approaching random chicks with my pals winging me....

Asawalamepoob.

Congrats.

Om nom.

Bump.

Agreed.

My fav is beer.

Try real estate.

Shave. I hate razor burn though.

This.

Gonna hit the gym and then head to a bar at night with some pals.

Intredesting.