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"do your minimum wage job ***got"

lose the attitude dip****, a "peanut butter and honey sandwich" could contain any number of ingredients







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You forgot your weekly cheat meal OP.

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Lifting is my life. The only thing I enjoy doing. If my dad did that I would start screaming and punching holes In the wall.

100% srs.

When he hid my food scale I went fking ape****

If I was going through my son's browsing history and all I found was fifty links to banana porn and him calling me an "ADOLLARDOLLARHOL!" without even the courtesy of throwing the silent E on the...

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Nofap for a month and a day now. FUQ for awaring me on this angel ;-;

"Tummy tuck" makes me cringe.

What others said. You've got a ways to go.

i don't want to be a rood dood but wtfh is this chit

get a frukking gym membership and do Fierce 5 or something similar.

Lol @ assumption that we work the 9-5 schedule, or anything close to it. Retail is hell. We frequently work 2pm-11pm and then turn around and work 5am-2pm the next day. It isn't glamorous but for...

After sixteen months in retail --

"Are you out of (xxx)?"

WE ABSOLUTELY ****ING ARE, OH MY GOD, WE LITERALLY JUST RAN OUT, THE CUSTOMER RIGHT BEFORE YOU LITERALLY TOOK THE LAST ONE, I'M SO...

Don't worry, I was 5'4" at 17.

Brown hair green eyes brah checking in.

I'm a fukking forest

I believe he's referring to your bodyweight, not the weight of the last chit you dropped.

Pardon us though, please continue with your nude thigh fold painting and transgender comparison videos....

lol @ the silly munchkins not dining on this delicious roll bread

IIFYM

Lol @ keeping your rifle unloaded in your own home.

Strong argument on concealed carry too. Truly, one scenario where it would be rendered useless makes me question why people even bother.

19, 6'2" and 158 lbs. Currently bulking on 3,950 cals/day...and that's after completely eliminating cardio and making an effort to potato all day every day.

Phuck my metabolism. I like food but...

No one else smells roll bread?

No one?

You're way too old to be this naive.

Strong self contradiction btw.

I'm going to be perfectly honest and say I made this thread KNOWING I would get blasted. That's actually the main reason why I did it -- because I want loads of people with the benefit of internet...