I call it:
PreWorkout Ultima
Servings Per Container: 20
Serving Size: 5 level Tablespoons
Amount Per Serving: 35,500 mg
Flavor: Tropical Citrus
Syn-Pro EAA Blend: 7100 mg
(l-leucine, l-isoleucine, l-valine, l-lysine, l-phenylalanine, l-threonine, l-histidine, l-methionine)
Energy Substrate: 7955 mg
(xylitol, dextrose, maltodextrin, glutamine)
Power-Flow Matrix: 7120 mg
(Arginine-AKG, Ornithine-AKG, Creatine-orotate, glycerol-monostearate, beta-alanine, l-histidine)
Neuro-Charge Blend: 505 mg
(DL-phenylalanine, tyramine, huperzine-a, DMAE, vinpocetine, ginkgo biloba)
True Energy Blend: 6950 mg
(Acetyl-L-carnitine, l-tyrosine, choline bitartrate, rhodiola rosea (4% rosavins), bacopa monnieri (20% bacosides), caffeine anhydrous)
Antiox Matrix: 2700 mg
(L-carnosine, K-R-ALA, Acai (10% phenolic acid), Grape Seed (95% proanthocyanidins), Blackberry 100:1 (25% anthocyanins), Broccoli 20:1, Pomegranate (70% ellagic acid), gynostemma (90% gypenosides), Aloe Vera 200:1)
Other Ingredients: citric acid, ascorbic acid, stevia, FOS, sucralose, N&A flavors, N&A colors, acesulfame-k
This is the monster I've created going through pretty much all of the bulk supplies I had. It is the supreme pre-workout mix. It will maximize protein synthesis and sparing, increase nitric oxide and power output, improve glycogen storage, maximize free radical quenching, increase blood flow, heighten alertness and aggression, stimulate adaptation, fire-up fat burning, potentiate insulin, as well as have a small but beneficial effect on intestinal fauna and in preventing glycation. All in all it weighs about 710 grams.
But I want to let it go. I'm auctioning it off... maybe just for the hell of it (maybe to get attention ), or maybe cause I'm poor and need tuition. So, if all goes according to plan, this bad-ass concoction will go to the highest bidder... and I think we will all expect a log of it.
I say we start it off at $50.
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02-12-2006, 02:57 PM #1
The most powerful pre-workout supplement ever created! Only one like it!
Last edited by Aeternitatis; 02-12-2006 at 08:12 PM.
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02-12-2006, 03:15 PM #8Originally Posted by Skigazzi
The energy substrate is necessary. It is all about making sure the free form amino get to do their job instead of being "burned up" so to speak. Notice it isn't like 20-30 grams of carbs. It's a few grams of carbs plus glutamine with the specific prupose in mind. The glutamine is there in fact to be used by the gut.
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Here is what came out of my lab
(I seriously just capped 150 caps worth of this...like I said, blizzard boredom is unsurpassed, I had less bulk stuff to play with than I thought)
It took years of development, but here it is, the worlds most effective Libido, and performance enhancer.
Its Name:
HORNY TOAD
<img src="http://www.smartassglass.com/Frog_Horny_Toad_JPEG_small.jpg">
------>It gets your mind right for Gettin' Down<--------
Servings Per Container: 30
Serving Size: 5 capsule one hour prior to "Gettin' Down"
Amount Per Serving:
Per 5 caps
Yohimbe -- 306mg
Tribulus (40%)-- 344mg
Saw Palmetto -- 248mg
Rhodiola (3%)-- 413mg
Bacopa (20%)-- 309mg
Maca -- 1370mg
Ashwaghanda (2.5%) -- 272mgLast edited by Skigazzi; 02-12-2006 at 06:04 PM.
The Dark Knight...Rises.
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mm, i like mixing my own blends in my lab (read: kitchen counter) from all the bulk supplements i buy. here's what i'm looking at for pre-workout, it's pretty similar:
7g EAA, 2g tyrosine, 3g glycerine, 2g Citrulline, 2.5g CEE, 300mg magnesium, 10g malto
but if one wanted to make it even better (i would, but don't feel like spending more), i'd add another gram or 2 of citrulline, add some tyramine, alcar, a couple grams of aakg, choline, replace the cee and mag with mcc (do they still sell that in bulk?) actually, whats been reported on the efficacy of tyramine? maybe i'll get some instead of tyrosine...Fake "the move" and do "the dominator" - I'll miss HS wrestling... looking forward to Gator club wrestling though
Homebrewing rulezzz
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02-12-2006, 07:02 PM #30Originally Posted by Oak the Toke
But the Maca...the Maca is for my mojo
The others are more mood and well being supps, Ashwagandha, Rhodiola and Bacopa. (though each has some vague references to sexual arousal in their literature)
But yea...now that are all together in one cap Im interested in seeing how it goes down.The Dark Knight...Rises.
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