ok im so pissed. I made a post a while back about 3 weeks ago. my parents were out for the nigh and were suposed to come home at 4. I read a thread about home made sex toys i chose the cucumber. ( u heat it up clean it and it feels like pussy after u put in in microwave. ) and i just finished downloading my hentai porno. so i was sitting tehre happy almsot about to burst with a cucumber in my hand and hentai playing at 1 AM and my parenta walk in from a movie.
Now sined me up for therapy that i HAVE to go to... i dont know how to tell them that im a normal kid that wanted to experiment. serisly i feel like **** now they think im like mental or somting.
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10-06-2005, 06:42 PM #1
cucumber+hentai= parents making u go to threrapy.
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10-06-2005, 06:45 PM #5
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That suks, go and explain to them that all young guys experiment with vegetables lol j/k. Just tell them that you were doing a school project on deviant behavior.
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10-06-2005, 06:49 PM #12Originally Posted by enik
Or just pay someone like 60 bucks to pretend they are you, and they go to all the therapy sessions for you.Kerry Adkisson (1960-1993)
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10-06-2005, 07:00 PM #18Originally Posted by enikThis account was created for the purpose of roleplaying and satire. All posts, messages, images, or other media produced by this Bodybuilding.com profile, including stories, names, references to characters and incidents, and views expressed, are fictitious and intended as parody. No identification or association with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, or products is intended or should be inferred.
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