Tebow winning is seriously making me feel uneasy

[ChefPhalBignuts]

...everything that we are watching with our own eyes is wrong, defying all laws...
**** mechanics
Runs like, lets face it, a big white dude who looks like he's trying to swim in air
Can't hit water throwing a rock while scuba diving
College offense not working at all
Every plays is seemingly the same. Run up the middle or throw it at the dirt/moon

But he's winning. Let's hope it's just that he's playing **** teams

[RollinSwollin28]

Stfu

[bswoll]

Came in here to talk shyt to OP, saw your sig............ ok

[ChefPhalBignuts]

Stfu

Ohh how cute. Can wrap you up and take you home with me. My cat needs a girlfriend

[MtMostWanted]

Not sure what's going on anymore. NFL is getting crazy. Horrible stats, wins games?

[matfexican]

i agree op

im so fukn tired of this sh!t

[Buff Matt]

it is very strange but thats what makes him captivating

[FAH_Q]

Who cares what he runs like? lol


Um he ran a 4.7 40 at the combine
Um he had one of the fastest 3 cone drills of ALL players at the combine
Um he had a 38.5 inch vertical at the combine (Michael Vick had a 38 inch vertical)
Um he did 225 28 times as Freshman in college
Um he routinely beat Aaron Hernandez in sprint drills at Florida

[ChefPhalBignuts]

Who cares what he runs like? lol


Um he ran a 4.7 40 at the combine
Um he had one of the fastest 3 cone drills of ALL players at the combine
Um he had a 38.5 inch vertical at the combine (Michael Vick had a 38 inch vertical)
Um he did 225 28 times as Freshman in college
Um he routinely beat Aaron Hernandez in sprint drills at Florida

Well I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico

What's your point?

[Hoop_Dreams]

he's not playing shyt teams...

Ok Miami is garbage, but still it was a road game and those aren't gimmes. Just ask Baltimore or New Orleans.

@ KC and @ Oakland = HUGE WINS... divisional game AND on the road? doesn't get harder than that.

Then tonight vs. NYJ.

He's gettin it in

[FAH_Q]

Well I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico

What's your point?

How original and hilarious.

My point is Who..... Cares..... What..... He..... Runs...... Like?

[Gris419]

Tebow is a Spartan

[ChefPhalBignuts]

he's not playing shyt teams...

Ok Miami is garbage, but still it was a road game and those aren't gimmes. Just ask Baltimore or New Orleans.

@ KC and @ Oakland = HUGE WINS... divisional game AND on the road? doesn't get harder than that.

Then tonight vs. NYJ.

He's gettin it in

Take a look at that division first. Rivalries or not, AFC West

[tyqb4]

lol this is great to watch but i have no idea how he can keep this up unless odds/probability do not apply to tebow.

[ChefPhalBignuts]

How original and hilarious.

My point is Who..... Cares..... What..... He..... Runs...... Like?

Obviously if I included it in my list of reasons, I do

I'm not saying be Mr Flash and ****, just the way runs is somewhat creepy

[Buff Matt]

Obviously if I included it in my list of reasons, I do

I'm not saying be Mr Flash and ****, just the way runs is somewhat creepy

yea but you could apply that to lot of stuff. take my san antonio spurs for instance yea different sport but everyone always rags on them for being unorthodox clumsy unathletic blah blah but they win. sometimes you can look goofy and awkward as phuck out there and still win.

[FAH_Q]

Obviously if I included it in my list of reasons, I do

I'm not saying be Mr Flash and ****, just the way runs is somewhat creepy

Welp thats the first time I have ever seen a running style described as creepy.

[Gris419]

umad?

[Suit]

...everything that we are watching with our own eyes is wrong, defying all laws...
**** mechanics
Runs like, lets face it, a big white dude who looks like he's trying to swim in air
Can't hit water throwing a rock while scuba diving
College offense not working at all
Every plays is seemingly the same. Run up the middle or throw it at the dirt/moon

But he's winning. Let's hope it's just that he's playing **** teams

Runs like a big white dude? So like Mike Alstott?

His receivers can't catch.

Win 4/5 games, 3 in a row - College offense not working

Every play is the same - win 4/5 games, 3 in a row - why fix what isn't broken?



COME AT ME CHEF.

[monsterBEN]

I'm a UF fan. I'm also a realist. I've been a Tebow doubter since day 1.

My mind is full of fukc right now. I don't know how this all is happening.

[_Translucency]

Obviously if I included it in my list of reasons, I do

I'm not saying be Mr Flash and ****, just the way runs is somewhat creepy

I agree. It's slightly unsettling. I feel like he runs like a white woman in a horror film.

[tyqb4]

he runs like jack ****ing sparrow. tell me it's not true

[Gris419]

I agree. It's slightly unsettling. I feel like he runs like a white woman in a horror film.

lol more like a 250lb 6'3 spartan

[Gris419]

Obviously if I included it in my list of reasons, I do

I'm not saying be Mr Flash and ****, just the way runs is somewhat creepy

Runs like Jerome Bettis

[Hoop_Dreams]

And let's not forget that Tebowis doing this with probably the worst skill position players in the league.

Eric Decker, Eddie Royal, Daniel Fells, Willis McGahee, Lance Ball

I can't fap to that

[ChefPhalBignuts]

he runs like jack ****ing sparrow. tell me it's not true

lol I knew it looked familiar

[Hoop_Dreams]

he runs like jack ****ing sparrow. tell me it's not true

lmao I was like lmao

mind = blown

[ChefPhalBignuts]

Runs like a big white dude? So like Mike Alstott?

His receivers can't catch.

Win 4/5 games, 3 in a row - College offense not working

Every play is the same - win 4/5 games, 3 in a row - why fix what isn't broken?



COME AT ME CHEF.

You can't sit there and tell me that their offense is working. The other team's offense is keeping the Broncos in the game and Tebow pulls some **** out of his ass somehow. No one can explain it. Not a single person on earth

[Bonecrshr]

lol this is great to watch but i have no idea how he can keep this up unless odds/probability do not apply to tebow.

I agree it is amazing to watch, but it he won't keep this up. he's gonna ****-up. he's gonna lose. he's gonna do some really dumb things...as all all-out, gutsy athletes do (is there an argument that he IS that?).

what he's not going to do: give-up and stop competing, stop believing in himself and his team, take a play off, blame his teammates for his own and the team's struggles, give a **** about the thoughts of haters, care about how he runs (OMG...seriously fellas?) So far those things are working and manifesting into wins. where's the issue except for the jealous and rival fanboys?

[Suit]

You can't sit there and tell me that their offense is working. The other team's offense is keeping the Broncos in the game and Tebow pulls some **** out of his ass somehow. No one can explain it. Not a single person on earth

So... the Brocnos scoring 17 points tonight was a result of the Jets offense?