Happy Friday thread...FML edition

[badbl00d]

A couple weeks back my wife tells me her two closest friends are coming down, and chit has been kind of crazy so I forgot(She showed me our emails). So after seducing me last night, she reminds me, and now the realization that there will be two slightly annoying sl00ts in my house for the entire weekend is setting in. I called my closest friends (in terms of distance), they're all busy with their women, my best friend lives in Toronto, and i'm not even trying to make that drive.

So...I'm fuked. I'll probably just go completely FA misc mode and camp out in my shed. do some more work on my tomahawk. Thing is, none of them are really "let's go shopping", or "let's go have drinks" types, so they'll be camped out in the house doing each others nails, while eating pizza and drinking martini types.




What about you brahs...Have some drinks for me, and pray for my sanity.

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Sounds awful brah...... time to LDAR.

Still fukin freezing here...........but got my tires filled back up.

[mattburley7]

nothing much.. been sick with a damn cold since last weekend and it sucks man. ill be glad when its february and i can go someplace warmer then here.

[FrazettaSilke]

oy vay... take a mini vacation to a hotel or something? buy a lot of beer boyo, youll need it

that being said, we're leaving to go to switzerland on wednesday for almost 3 weeks.




it is a 10 hour flight though, so fml on that account i suppoose

[yoxnick]

damn blood sounds lame lol, but it also sounds like the perfect time to watch a new tv series or catch up on some. You got netflix, hulu, amazon?


I'm gonna be working this weekend of course, might try and get a drink in saturday night but we'll see how it goes

[badbl00d]

Sounds awful brah...... time to LDAR.

Still fukin freezing here...........but got my tires filled back up.

If it was nicer I could take the dog to the park or some chit, but nope it's disgusting outside. Since that is the case I will be LDAR'ing hard as fuk. I will be cool, calm and collected on the outside, but on the inside I'll be...



I just keep thinking I'll have one of those moments my dad had when my mothers friends would sit in his favorite chair...

Good man...That indicator light was staring at me like a dog stares at a pork chop.

[InVentive44]

blood toss a few back for for ya boy.. Been a crazy week here. Looks like im getting a complete job description change without any warning

[FrazettaSilke]

blood toss a few back for for ya boy.. Been a crazy week here. Looks like im getting a complete job description change without any warning

chittt man you good?

[badbl00d]

nothing much.. been sick with a damn cold since last weekend and it sucks man. ill be glad when its february and i can go someplace warmer then here.

I'm so over winter, and it's not even officially winter yet.

oy vay... take a mini vacation to a hotel or something? buy a lot of beer boyo, youll need it

that being said, we're leaving to go to switzerland on wednesday for almost 3 weeks.





it is a 10 hour flight though, so fml on that account i suppoose

I already spend money on a place to stay, I'm not spending anymore. I'm also not being run out of my cave by a group of women. I will however have a lot of beer, and some other goodies as well. What's in Switzerland? You're going for 3 weeks, you have to be visiting family? And yes, your account is fuked.

damn blood sounds lame lol, but it also sounds like the perfect time to watch a new tv series or catch up on some. You got netflix, hulu, amazon?


I'm gonna be working this weekend of course, might try and get a drink in saturday night but we'll see how it goes

Yep I have netflix, and amazon. I may have to bite the bullet, and watch Punisher. (no pun intended). Have fun out there brah.

[InVentive44]

chittt man you good?

Going to be a web dev hehe.

Nah I guess they're putting me more on the safety aspect of the job and less on the environmental which I like. Next year I'll be managing all the companies subcontractors. Essentially taking on alot more responsibility with no pay raise and a demotion in title to "junior safety" LOL. Time to sharpen up the resume.

[MrQuint]

I'm usually pretty optimistic so look at it like this, you get a couple days to do your own thing with no worries. My wife is having a bunch of friends over tonight but they aren't staying over. I'll prob just have a few drinks and play games with my kid, my family is coming over tomorrow.

You've no doubt been asked but when are you going to be on Forged in Fire?

[badbl00d]

blood toss a few back for for ya boy.. Been a crazy week here. Looks like im getting a complete job description change without any warning

My pleasure. Damn brah, that really sucks, and of all the times to do it. I hope you find something bigger and better.

Jus sayin.



If you're gonna rot do it proper like.

I'm pretty consistent with that, and it's always on deck. It will be fully legal next year.

@Bl00d that sounds awful even to me. I like your style - just head into the man cave with a 6 pack and do your thing.

I've got Hanukkah Shabbat tonight with my choir (eek!) then Sunday girl time at the Christmas Market downtown. It's going to be cold as fukk and I fully expect snot to be running down my face the entire time.

@ 6 pack. Red, I'm gonna be 3 sheets to the wind. Have a great dinner, and a good time at the Christmas market. Make sure you get some warm alcoholic beverage in you.

[DesiredUserphag]

Just tell your wife that you'll be their "naked drink server". Pop a blue pill and swing your rod around while mixing them drinks until they reach a limit to all start sucking you off at the same time. Have a great weekend brah

brb thinking of canceling on tonight's girl because I'm not in the mood for any kind of female emotions heh

[BootneckBrah]

I'm pretty consistent with that, and it's always on deck. It will be fully legal next year.

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lol I deleted post for fear of the hammer (I'm trying to make a month with no bans)


But RR is cool, I'm sure it'll slide.


Good to hear, and mirin, must be the only benefit of having Trudeau calling the shots.

[badbl00d]

That sucks man. I hate that kind of chit too when I just want to relax.

I am working 2 12 hours shifts this weekend.

Two 12 hour shifts? Damn brah, who did you piss off? Yeah brah after all this damn snow and chit, I just wanted to chill.

I'm usually pretty optimistic so look at it like this, you get a couple days to do your own thing with no worries. My wife is having a bunch of friends over tonight but they aren't staying over. I'll prob just have a few drinks and play games with my kid, my family is coming over tomorrow.

You've no doubt been asked but when are you going to be on Forged in Fire?

Forged in fire? Not anytime soon, lol. My skill set is still pretty limited, and couple that with getting used to a new grinder. I'm working on this badboy...gonna make double "hawks". So I should probably be ordering my mosaic pins and other chit needed to finish it.

here's the head pre-ht



I'll give you this, they're pretty cool girls, but after a day it's a bit overkill. I can't sleep naked. I can't walk around in my underwear. I'm basically on "good husband" default.

[FrazettaSilke]

I'm so over winter, and it's not even officially winter yet.
I already spend money on a place to stay, I'm not spending anymore. I'm also not being run out of my cave by a group of women. I will however have a lot of beer, and some other goodies as well. What's in Switzerland? You're going for 3 weeks, you have to be visiting family? And yes, your account is fuked.

Switzerland is a tourist trap in the summer, but in the winter...theres just something about hiking up a mountain covered in snow. but yes, visiting my snow bunny's family, she can literally ski circles around me. im taking a sled up on the slopes, no fuks given

Going to be a web dev hehe.

Nah I guess they're putting me more on the safety aspect of the job and less on the environmental which I like. Next year I'll be managing all the companies subcontractors. Essentially taking on alot more responsibility with no pay raise and a demotion in title to "junior safety" LOL. Time to sharpen up the resume.

best way i could describe my reaction to this post

[InVentive44]

best way i could describe my reaction to this post

My reaction when my boss told me







Just dont be this guy going down the mountain hehe

[badbl00d]

lol I deleted post for fear of the hammer (I'm trying to make a month with no bans)


But RR is cool, I'm sure it'll slide.


Good to hear, and mirin, must be the only benefit of having Trudeau calling the shots.

Trudeau isn't even the worst. The Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne is the most hyper liberal you'll ever see in your life. Complete fuking puppet, it makes me physically ill just looking at her. Where Justin fuked up was bending to the Refugees...My father in law came to Canada as a refugee. He had to pull his weight, and spend 2 years apart from his wife and kids to save the money necessary to bring them to Canada. Any benefits they did receive they had to pay back. Every fuking penny. They want Trudeau gone now. Trudeau needs to grow a spine and put Canadians first.

lol, get it. Sounds like a good time to me!

Just checked and they have "Hot Mulled Wines served in Christmas Village collectors mug or wine by the Bottle and Glass."

lol at by the glass pussies.



dindsee nuffin

Just lmfao @ you if you stand around sipping wine like a *******. Apply choke hold around the neck and chug it like a true to life son of a b1tch.

[badbl00d]

Switzerland is a tourist trap in the summer, but in the winter...theres just something about hiking up a mountain covered in snow. but yes, visiting my snow bunny's family, she can literally ski circles around me. im taking a sled up on the slopes, no fuks given

Just dont be this guy going down the mountain hehe

That's exactly who he should be. Alpha AF, and make sure you wear an American flag bandana while doing it.



































Not srs, you'll be laughed off the mountain

[MrBourbon]

In on first page.

Helping a buddy run his taco truck tonight for a big event at a local brewery. Gonna be slinging tacos and enjoy all the tacos I can eat and beer I can drink - I live the other direction so not gonna overdo it, should be a great time.

[InVentive44]

In on first page.

Helping a buddy run his taco truck tonight for a big event at a local brewery. Gonna be slinging tacos and enjoy all the tacos I can eat and beer I can drink - I live the other direction so not gonna overdo it, should be a great time.

Who was uber?

[miscHelix]

Srs, you said "work on my tomahawk" Do you mean the type of axe? Are you smithing/forging it?
I have been very interested in learning how to smith/forge stuff its on my bucket list to make a sword.

[FrazettaSilke]

I'll give you this, they're pretty cool girls, but after a day it's a bit overkill. I can't sleep naked. I can't walk around in my underwear. I'm basically on "good husband" default.

i don't know whether to feel really bad for you or to laugh out loud at you

That's exactly who he should be. Alpha AF, and make sure you wear an American flag bandana while doing it

Not srs, you'll be laughed off the mountain

i think ill be on my ass the majority of the time tbh, i live in nebraska

hint: flat as a pancake

[yoxnick]

I've got Hanukkah Shabbat tonight with my choir (eek!) then Sunday girl time at the Christmas Market downtown. It's going to be cold as fukk and I fully expect snot to be running down my face the entire time.


Have a good working weekend, hoping you can relax come Monday.

Thanks red. A nice pair of thick gloves and scarf always help with the cold. 2 days ago was intense with the wind and snow, my scarf got me out alive though

Yep I have netflix, and amazon. I may have to bite the bullet, and watch Punisher. (no pun intended). Have fun out there brah.

thanks mane. On amazon I reccomend boardwalk empire, if you haven't watched it. its about prohibition and gangsters, so its pretty bad azz

[menseks]

if they're hot, why not just do stuff together? go out and get blasted together and you might find urself in an enviable position.

[FrazettaSilke]

if they're hot, why not just do stuff together? go out and get blasted together and you might find urself in an enviable position.

i dont think marriage works that way

[badbl00d]

In on first page.

Helping a buddy run his taco truck tonight for a big event at a local brewery. Gonna be slinging tacos and enjoy all the tacos I can eat and beer I can drink - I live the other direction so not gonna overdo it, should be a great time.

Now that...Sounds fuking awesome.

Srs, you said "work on my tomahawk" Do you mean the type of axe? Are you smithing/forging it?
I have been very interested in learning how to smith/forge stuff its on my bucket list to make a sword.

Yep...This is what I have so far.



I don't know how to forge...Yet, so I'm using the stock removal method. I'm hoping to get into some classes around my birthday, there is a local school but the classes fill up really quickly. Do it brah, it's very fulfilling to take something raw, and turn it into something nice.

i don't know whether to feel really bad for you or to laugh out loud at you




i think ill be on my ass the majority of the time tbh, i live in nebraska

hint: flat as a pancake

I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Hell yeah you'll be, and sore as a motherfuker the next day or so.

Thanks red. A nice pair of thick gloves and scarf always help with the cold. 2 days ago was intense with the wind and snow, my scarf got me out alive though



thanks mane. On amazon I reccomend boardwalk empire, if you haven't watched it. its about prohibition and gangsters, so its pretty bad azz

Wasn't that on HBO at one point? I'll check it out

[badbl00d]

if they're hot, why not just do stuff together? go out and get blasted together and you might find urself in an enviable position.

Brah...I have a better chance of traveling back in time, and fuking a prime baywatch Pamela Anderson than having a 4-some with my wife and her two best friends.

[miscHelix]

I don't know how to forge...Yet, so I'm using the stock removal method. I'm hoping to get into some classes around my birthday, there is a local school but the classes fill up really quickly. Do it brah, it's very fulfilling to take something raw, and turn it into something nice.

ho le fuk that is amazing. I have been watching way too many forging videos and fell in love with the damascus style of metal design. There is a place in Toronto where you can work a hatchet but I havnt done it yet. I want to and there is one way east near Elora where you can pay to do actual forging of a Crusader sword. That is very expensive since you need to do the classes first.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to badbl00d again.

[menseks]

i dont think marriage works that way

they do in the videos from websites i often visit, brah.