RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[Dominik]

Like the people who are brutalizing Cam for his terse answers in the press conference

That was a poor effort from the leader of the team and I'd say the same if he were pale ass trailer park white.

I like him and think he's great for a game Goodell & co. are trying to make as boring as possible. He just failed on the biggest stage and acted like a baby. His saving grace as you said was not blaming anyone for the loss.

Losing a game of football is nothing in the grand scheme of things so it shouldn't be too much to ask from a professional athlete to put on a brave face for half an hour and answer a few dumb questions from the press. Doctors and police officers have to give bad news to people every day. Imagine if they said "I can't do this" and walked away. They have a job to do and they do it.

Sport is full of divas who need a reality check. They're getting paid millions to do something that is not important. They're not neurosurgeons. It's not life or death. They're just a bunch of dumb fuks running around on a field on weekends to entertain drunken fuks who have nothing better to do.

[kvk1]

darinaldi,

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...on-cam/2981478

[Farley1324]

That was a poor effort from the leader of the team and I'd say the same if he were pale ass trailer park white.

I like him and think he's great for a game Goodell & co. are trying to make as boring as possible. He just failed on the biggest stage and acted like a baby. His saving grace as you said was not blaming anyone for the loss.

Losing a game of football is nothing in the grand scheme of things so it shouldn't be too much to ask from a professional athlete to put on a brave face for half an hour and answer a few dumb questions from the press. Doctors and police officers have to give bad news to people every day. Imagine if they said "I can't do this" and walked away. They have a job to do and they do it.

Sport is full of divas who need a reality check. They're getting paid millions to do something that is not important. They're not neurosurgeons. It's not life or death. They're just a bunch of dumb fuks running around on a field on weekends to entertain drunken fuks who have nothing better to do.

I agree. Pretty much completely.

But I would also note that when a law enforcement officer or doctor has to give somebody bad news, or answer hard questions, they kind of have to, because somebody has to, because it may be life or death, past present or future, and it IS important, so it needs to be done. But talking to the press about your loss on such a huge stage for such a big event, well, that doesn't have to be done, that isn't important, it isn't really going to help anybody with anything that matters to stand up there and answer questions about how and why you and your team sucked.

[Final_Rep]

One completely encapsulates you within the game's world while the other overlays it on top of your actual surroundings.

They need different hardware and physical space requirements, different design philosophies from both the hardware and software developers' side, etc.

How is that a rational comparison?

I love that you're back.

Nobody else cuts me up like this.

(incidentally, what you wrote was a rational comparison)

[chazzy1864]

I love that you're back.

Nobody else cuts me up like this.

This is an odd thing to desire. Would you like to open the Lament Configuration?

[im2manly]

This is an odd thing to desire. Would you like to open the Lament Configuration?

Frep is a different cat

[kvk1]

it's snowing lads

[chazzy1864]

it's snowing lads

High of 59 here. You sure, brah?

[im2manly]

it's snowing lads

Sounds like your type of snow

[chazzy1864]

There needs to be two sections for "never made it to the super bowl." Since the Lions and Browns have been around since 1930 and 1946, respectively, while the Jags and Texans have only been around since 1995 & 2002, respectively.

[Final_Rep]

Are you trying to drive kvk away

[chazzy1864]

Are you trying to drive kvk away

Sometimes as an adult, you have to encounter things that you do not wish to.

[Final_Rep]

Sometimes as an adult, you have to encounter things that you do not wish to.

Thank you for these words of wisdom, Daddy.

[darinaldi]

Sometimes as an adult, you have to encounter things that you do not wish to.

LEBOWSKI
It's funny. I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I've accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What... What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE
Dude.

LEBOWSKI
Huh?

DUDE
I don't know, sir.

LEBOWSKI
Is it... is it, being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

DUDE
Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

[kvk1]

the guy referring to himself as daddy at 31 years old is going to teach me about adulthood

alright mate, you're a right cheeky twat

[chazzy1864]

the guy referring to himself as daddy at 31 years old is going to teach me about adulthood

alright mate, you're a right cheeky twat

I've been trying to guide you throughout these years and you fight me along the way.

You're a ruthless little cunt, Kvk, I'll give ya that. But I've got no time for grassers.

[Final_Rep]

the guy referring to himself as daddy at 31 years old is going to teach me about adulthood

alright mate, you're a right cheeky twat

I seem to recall he drinks Mountain Dew mixed with Captain Morgan.

That's like, maybe, one step above drinking anti-freeze.

[Farley1324]

the guy referring to himself as daddy at 31 years old is going to teach me about adulthood

alright mate, you're a right cheeky twat

It seems to me that frep was the intended recipient of that lesson

[Dominik]

Kvk, one for you.

Imagine if Chris Cornell had chops and could sing live.

[kvk1]

Damn, that second song is DOPE. Those guys are alright.

[chazzy1864]

I seem to recall he drinks Mountain Dew mixed with Captain Morgan.

That's like, maybe, one step above drinking anti-freeze.

Have you had it? It is heaven in a glass.

[kvk1]

Damn, that second song is DOPE. Those guys are alright.

Honestly that sounds like a B-Side off of Superunknown or something.

If you told me 5-10 years ago I'd agree with the notion of someone doing Cornell better than Cornell, I would have laughed.

I'm mildly new to the feeling of having my favorite rockstars enter their aging phases.

I don't like it man.

[Dominik]

They've been around since the mid 90s. Shame more people don't know about them. Ian Thornley is ridiculously talented and humble which is rare in that business. Can't be too many guys out there who can belt it out like he can and play guitar like that.

Check out his slide playing.

[chazzy1864]

I agree, that this would have been much better:
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/carlo...na-super-bowl/

“I would like to take this opportunity to thank you both for including me as a part of your Super Bowl entertainment. I do feel compelled to point out to you that the halftime show should have included some of the local iconic bands that the world would have loved to see perform. Bands like Metallica, Steve Miller, Journey and yours truly. We would have rocked the halftime hhow and done the S.F. Bay Area proud. This is just an invitation for you to consider iconic bands as part of your halftime entertainment. Real live music, real live vocals, and give the audience real live chills.”

[Dominik]

Honestly that sounds like a B-Side off of Superunknown or something.

If you told me 5-10 years ago I'd agree with the notion of someone doing Cornell better than Cornell, I would have laughed.

I'm mildly new to the feeling of having my favorite rockstars enter their aging phases.

I don't like it man.

Know that feeling all too well. Just my 2 cents but a combination of heavy smoking and trying to sound like Brian Johnson when he joined Audioslave wasn't the best thing for his vocal cords.

One of my favorites. Don't think they ever did this live.

[kvk1]

[darinaldi]

LTFOL.





Eat shit, Cliven.

[Dominik]

I was just about to rip into these chumps for letting this thread fall off the first page.

Good man.

BB was special. I've said it before, he could play a couple of notes and you immediately knew it was him.

Jeff Beck is like that. So is Mark Knopfler. I love this piece. Wish there was a better version online.

[kvk1]

Eat shit, Cliven.

Is this one of the Oregon assholes?

[VoxExMachina]

They're patriots, man.