Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

anonymous · 06-19-2015, 03:47 AM

TINDER THREAD Mk X

10th version. Here lies the land of lulz, nudes and smashes. Enjoy your stay and follow a few simple rules.

What we want to see in this thread:
Screenshots of conversations, both successful and not so much. Advice is welcome as much as bragging (if you earned it and can provide further pics for everyones entertainment). Remember to mildly censor nudes you get via WhatsApp / KIK / SnapChat and so on

What we don't want to see in this thread:

Image Quoting is a big NO-NO! Remove the [ img ] tags from posts you quote, otherwise be prepared for negs!
Keep the discussion civil and try to use constructive criticism instead of ridiculing other MISCers, in here we are united in our goal of smashing
Do NOT use pictures of other MISCers in case you are making a fake profile (no idea what the point of that is, but if you do, use some models pictures instead)
This is NOT the Relationship Help forum, we don't treat your forever_alone depressions, nor do we want to constantly hear how you are too ugly, believe in yourself, fuker
"Facial aesthetics > everything" talk is OFF LIMITS. If you go that route, you'll be swiftly negged by me and other posters ITT

Yes you do!

Can I create a fake ******** for this?

Yes you can!

I want to upload a picture on Tinder, but I don't want my ******** friends to see it. What do?

Create an album on ******** with privacy set to �only you�. Upload pics to that album. Then either move pics to a public album and upload to Tinder and move pic back to private album, or tag yourself in the pic and upload to Tinder. It won't show on your timeline or give anyone notifications about you uploading a pic.

Will a shirtless pic increase my matches?

Depends on your body and face aesthetics. If body is better than face, it will. If not, it probably won't. It definitely won't if you don't have body aesthetics.

How do fake my location?

For iPhone you need to jailbreak and get Fake GPS Pro or LocationHolic.
For android you need fake GPS.
Log off Tinder, close the app (force close in settings on android), set location, open Tinder and log back in.

Why faking location?

Simple: to practice game with girls you'll never meet IRL and getting some nudes and lulzy conversations out of it.

Can I run it from the PC?

Yes, follow this link: http://xn--hn-via.fi/2014/04/01/tinder-for-pc/

I have X matches in Y days, is that normal?

Maybe. It all depends on your pics, location, amount of time spent swiping, pickiness and a bunch of other stuff.

Picture guide
This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment.
Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy ******* with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches.

To avoid having your pictures unnecessarily cropped by Tinder, follow this guide: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1366617231

Bio
Your bio probably won't give you more matches, but you can make those matches you get more likely to open you and even control the direction of conversation from the beginning. There will be no examples of bios here as we don't want an army of real life Christian Greys roaming Tinder. The best tip I've gotten regarding bio was this: "My preference is for bio's that tell something interesting/unique about you with a dash of humor/wit or charm."

So be creative, be cheeky, show your personality. This is the only place where you get to show your personality through words. Use it.

Openers
A word on your text game: Most of us are happy to help out if you're stuck in a conversation or need help. But you need to realize that if you can't come up with your own responses and only rely on misc lines, you're in deep **** when you meet the girl or when she wants to actually have a conversation with you. We can't be guiding you every step of the way, and you need to develop your own game.

That being said, the misc openers are great for an unusual opener that will be more likely to get a response. These are some popular and proven openers and typical response to them:

�You look so cute you make me want to knit matching sweaters for both of us�

Typical response: �Haha, never heard that one before�; �That's so cute�; �I don't like sweaters�

�Does this mean we're bf and gf now?�

Typical response: �Yes I would say so�; �I'm already planning the wedding�; �No�

�I'm currently taking applications for the position as the little spoon. Care to apply?�

Typical response: �Oh sure, what does it take?�; �I'm a great little spoon�; �Uh no�

�[whatever]� followed up by a new message saying �Stupid autocorrect, meant hi*�[/list]

Typical response: �Haha that's the best thing ever�; �Oh yeah I hate it when that happens�; *Blocked* (Depending on your initial message of course)

More openers found here: http://pastebin.com/f91cZvnJ

Tinder Algorithm & Common interests on ********
The Tinder algorithm is a tough one to figure out. In an interview the CEO of Tinder reveal that it looks at stuff you got in common as well as your behavior on tinder (who you say yes/no to, number of convos started, depth of convos etc). This means that you do have some control over what kind of girls you get suggested as swipes, by making sure Tinder know that you like that kind of girls.
If you want to attract club girls be sure to have club girl stuff as interests on ********. Stuff like popular club music, hot famous guys, female models, local clubs, fashion and shopping. Also say yes to girls that fulfill these criteria and no to girls that don't. In theory this will increase the likelyhood of you getting your desired type of girl suggested.

General advice

Get her number relatively fast. You don't want to go days in a conversation on Tinder. Getting her number makes her more invested in you, and you won't pop up alongside 300 other guys hotter than you every time you message her.
Don't say haha in every message. You can say it if she says something funny, but otherwise it makes you seem nervous.
Don't double message. If she doesn't respond to a message, don't message her again looking for a response. Either next her or wait some time so the conversation is dead and hit her up with a new conversation. There's exceptions to this.

TL;DR's
These are lengthy post made about lifestyle, perspective on life, flirting, mindsets, getting snapchat nudes and much more.

Sneakyninjapnts TL;DRs:
Confidence, life, mindsets: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=155767843

Idonteventlift TL;DRs:
Flirting, mindsets, pics, snapchat nudes: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1234158783
Sexting: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1233282573
IRL conversation: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1232774263

BRBMakingMoney TL;DRs:
Collection of everything: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1338830601
Near perfect closing of a resistant 7-8: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1343860021
Making girls catch feels: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1346114221
Coming in between a girl and her bf: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1346402701

Shouts to the following miscers, for keeping the thread alive, providing the lulz and giving feedback

BRBMakingMoney
Idontevenlift
Bmk6
BronteBrah
sa7soon
rampitup
semelc (aka ITBrah)
-Gin-

You've been telling me that it's dead, that the Tinder era is done for. Well, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
I am not an angel, Skyler. I am a slayer. A guy opens a tinder girl and gets blocked and you think that of me? No, I am the one who fukcs!

**Dubs740** · 06-19-2015, 03:57 AM

1st. In on Awkward thread.

**OmarLittle86** · 06-19-2015, 04:15 AM

IN on the 10th Installment

**rampitup** · 06-19-2015, 04:19 AM

In.

**zaesthetics** · 06-19-2015, 04:20 AM

in on first page

spot for sale

edit: spot sold to Barbara Palvin

**BRBMakingMoney** · 06-19-2015, 04:24 AM

**NordBrah** · 06-19-2015, 04:28 AM

IN on first page.

taking offers.

**CyberneticDude** · 06-19-2015, 04:33 AM

In! Never tried tinder, but will try soon if possible.

**Bullneckbruh** · 06-19-2015, 04:38 AM

Tinder vet, first time poster.

In for tips, sharing photos and general fukery

**Cpaballin** · 06-19-2015, 04:47 AM

In. Please give me someone like this tinder pls.

**MindDigger** · 06-19-2015, 04:55 AM

In! Pls misc teach me how2tinder

**-Gin-** · 06-19-2015, 04:57 AM

**semelc** · 06-19-2015, 05:05 AM

Sigh

IN

**HockeyBacon18** · 06-19-2015, 05:06 AM

In on page 1

Spot for sale

Also what do you guys think of my bio

#4 on the field, and likely #40 in your heart?

I think I asked this in the last thread and didn't get a response

**Realityy** · 06-19-2015, 05:11 AM

Never really participated in these threads, got loads

this girl's bio had "if you're a gym addict you can **** off"

easy

**JayEs90** · 06-19-2015, 05:27 AM

in on first page!

**sices** · 06-19-2015, 05:36 AM

in on 1rd page.

Still haven't gotten laid off tinder.

**martoch** · 06-19-2015, 05:47 AM

In to rep...

**semelc** · 06-19-2015, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by BRBMakingMoney

being a kunt

what a cheeky lil kunt you are

Originally Posted by Bullneckbruh

Tinder vet, first time poster.

In for tips, sharing photos and general fukery

welcome brah excited to see your style

Originally Posted by -Gin-

lelellel

in b4 you catch feels in PartX

Originally Posted by HockeyBacon18

Also what do you guys think of my bio

#4 on the field, and likely #40 in your heart?

I think I asked this in the last thread and didn't get a response

bio is alright - nothing special. Probably forgettable in the aggregate, but not enough to disqualify you from sloots

Originally Posted by Realityy

Never really participated in these threads, got loads
strong pics

looks like you're aware. Welcome to the thread let's go smash some sloots.

---------------
Success with my second night in Illinois - smashed a 19 year old after grabbing a late tea (ikr? she wanted tea... fking 19 year olds). She left her jacket at my hotel and she isn't awared I am skipping town today, so her jacket is up for grabs if anyone's interested and in Illinois.

21/52 - trying to average one slay a week and i'm halfway home in June. Gotta beef up second half of the year!

**ap2aesthetic** · 06-19-2015, 05:49 AM

am in

**Aaronza** · 06-19-2015, 05:52 AM

well this name sucks.

**lurkerBrah88** · 06-19-2015, 06:44 AM

In on 1rd page

**inbred** · 06-19-2015, 07:10 AM

So far I've only met one girl, and had arranged to meet 4 others, but they all flaked on the day. Is it really that common for girls to flake on tinder? Mind you most girls I match with are 18-20, despite my range going from 18-23. Thinking of changing my tactics to set up a meeting when going out, and not meet for coffee or whatever.

Also what about height? I'm a short guy (5'6), but if I state that in my profile, I noticed I get much less matches (obviously), since there are many tall girls out there, and that should **** my matching rate because of the algorithms I heard? I also hate spending a lot of time talking to a girl, and suddenly she asks for height and ignore afterwards if she is taller than me.
Maybe if I state something cheeky in the profile like "Maybe I can't reach the highest shelf myself, but I can lift you up there" (I lift). Maybe that would get the girls to ask me early in the convos about my height, so I don't have to waste time? Rather not ask for height myself, as I would seem like an insecure kid.

And holy fuark I need some new pics. Summer is not here yet, but I want to get a picture of my body in a natural environment (no selfie homo).

anonymous · 06-19-2015, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Dubs740

1st. In on Awkward thread.

Y u say dis

Originally Posted by BRBMakingMoney

[img]http://i.imgur.com/R73vCIc.png[/mg]

In4 response (srs)

Originally Posted by Aaronza

well this name sucks.

It's Shakespeare u classless kunt

But yeah u kinda right but then again, all names sucked since the "take this spoon" installment IMO

**Aaronza** · 06-19-2015, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by inbred

So far I've only met one girl, and had arranged to meet 4 others, but they all flaked on the day. Is it really that common for girls to flake on tinder? Mind you most girls I match with are 18-20, despite my range going from 18-23. Thinking of changing my tactics to set up a meeting when going out, and not meet for coffee or whatever.

Also what about height? I'm a short guy (5'6), but if I state that in my profile, I noticed I get much less matches (obviously), since there are many tall girls out there, and that should **** my matching rate because of the algorithms I heard? I also hate spending a lot of time talking to a girl, and suddenly she asks for height and ignore afterwards if she is taller than me.
Maybe if I state something cheeky in the profile like "Maybe I can't reach the highest shelf myself, but I can lift you up there" (I lift). Maybe that would get the girls to ask me early in the convos about my height, so I don't have to waste time? Rather not ask for height myself, as I would seem like an insecure kid.

And holy fuark I need some new pics. Summer is not here yet, but I want to get a picture of my body in a natural environment (no selfie homo).

I think most 18 y/o girls have a high flake rate, my age range is the same I mostly match 18-20, only have 1 match older than me (23 when I was 21).

I wouldn't mention 5'6" in my profile, girls asked me about my height and I just say 6'0" although I am like 5'10-11".

Originally Posted by Jari96

It's Shakespeare u classless kunt

But yeah u kinda right but then again, all names sucked since the "take this spoon" installment IMO

**lakersfan360** · 06-19-2015, 07:54 AM

In. I'll try to be more active like in past threads lol I'm banned but I think it's cause I mass swipe and don't message so many girls. Hopefully they unban me. I'm close to 6,000 matches now. Till then I'll try to bang okc sloots and club sloots

**deadliftbrah19** · 06-19-2015, 08:15 AM

In.

Still enjoy trolling Tinder mansloots on the app, and weeding through hundreds of swipes before I find a quality young male in his 20s who actually offers to take me out on a date vs. come over to my house.

I do have a problem with Tinder guys (and guys in general) that I will ask for some help from the brags in the thread:

- OK so I'm the type of person that strangers will come up to and tell their life problems to. Usually after sex the 3rd or 4th time, the Tinder guy will open up about a childhood abuse or some sort of painful past experience. Then usually we have amazing sex, and I walk away feeling like we got closer.

Instead, the guy will just go NC usually for 2-3 weeks after this incident. Then I feel sad and depressed like here I found someone I really connected with, and he just vanished. Usually he comes around in a few weeks, sometimes it takes months.

What can I do to prevent this? Is there something I can text to him to let him know that I'm not judgmental, that I was getting my Masters in Marriage and Family Counseling and I've talked people out of suicide before, that I'm a great person to talk to if he has no one else. If I find someone for ongoing sex, I want it to continue ongoing. Not have these stalls where I am like "oh great, now I have to go through a bunch of guys who are bad in bed to find someone who is good and that I like".

Attached pic of my matches to show that I'm not frauding.

**L4W3N** · 06-19-2015, 08:17 AM

**semelc** · 06-19-2015, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by deadliftbrah19

In.

Instead, the guy will just go NC usually for 2-3 weeks after this incident. Then I feel sad and depressed like here I found someone I really connected with, and he just vanished. Usually he comes around in a few weeks, sometimes it takes months.

What can I do to prevent this? Is there something I can text to him to let him know that I'm not judgmental, that I was getting my Masters in Marriage and Family Counseling and I've talked people out of suicide before, that I'm a great person to talk to if he has no one else. If I find someone for ongoing sex, I want it to continue ongoing. Not have these stalls where I am like "oh great, now I have to go through a bunch of guys who are bad in bed to find someone who is good and that I like".

Attached pic of my matches to show that I'm not frauding.

Spoon pics are only acceptable proof.

Also fukkin lmao. Any bro worth his salt has a fake abuse story to close head case sloots. It's a powerful card and you're an idiot, which we all knew already, for believing. I love sloots like you. Easiest game to run - so pathetically desperate for a connection it takes only a negligible amount of 'openness' and two dates to stuff. Going NC on girls like you is a pleasure

In b4 pat bateman

**nyjets88** · 06-19-2015, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by inbred

So far I've only met one girl, and had arranged to meet 4 others, but they all flaked on the day. Is it really that common for girls to flake on tinder? Mind you most girls I match with are 18-20, despite my range going from 18-23. Thinking of changing my tactics to set up a meeting when going out, and not meet for coffee or whatever.

Also what about height? I'm a short guy (5'6), but if I state that in my profile, I noticed I get much less matches (obviously), since there are many tall girls out there, and that should **** my matching rate because of the algorithms I heard? I also hate spending a lot of time talking to a girl, and suddenly she asks for height and ignore afterwards if she is taller than me.
Maybe if I state something cheeky in the profile like "Maybe I can't reach the highest shelf myself, but I can lift you up there" (I lift). Maybe that would get the girls to ask me early in the convos about my height, so I don't have to waste time? Rather not ask for height myself, as I would seem like an insecure kid.

And holy fuark I need some new pics. Summer is not here yet, but I want to get a picture of my body in a natural environment (no selfie homo).

Flakes are very common, and the younger the girls the more common they are.

Wouldn't mention the height until it comes up. Yes, the scenario where they lose interest after finding out your height sucks, but its better than the alternative of not even having a chance.

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