Banged an escort today. was a terrible experience. (story) (pics)

[polkster84]

Travels to Thailand so he can bang 30 $ hookers, has the balls to call other people trash. Just fuking LOL

He also brags about having to spend the day with them.

[i3oosted]

I lose my boner with randoms too.

There needs to be something that clicks between us for me to be able to perform.

This... it's a very sad condition.

[alphafreak]

OP you went about this the wrong way, first you find a escort that turns you on then you tell her exactly what you want and she has to agree or no deal then when she comes over you put on some music have a drink touch her ass play with her tits just like with a normal sloot, if you had approached it this way you would have enjoyed yourself.

[Cinderblock]

Travels to Thailand so he can bang 30 $ hookers, has the balls to call other people trash. Just fuking LOL

lmfao

[Vitalero]

I lost my boner just from reading your beta cliffs
inb4 OP was thinking about hitler and ISIS for delaying nut but went too deep on them thoughts

[Polaris]

the escort is from San Diego, so is OP. did I miss something?

Oh shyt I didnt even pay attention to his location.

Son you live in San Diego and payed $150 for that? If you want to bang hookers go to TJ. Particularly Adelita's or Hong Kong.

[Battlefury]

OP you went about this the wrong way, first you find a escort that turns you on then you tell her exactly what you want and she has to agree or no deal then when she comes over you put on some music have a drink touch her ass play with her tits just like with a normal sloot, if you had approached it this way you would have enjoyed yourself.

This!

[Lucianus]

Damn. She's a pedigree hooker

[L_Coops]

I can sympathize with OP. I mean, there's literally no chase or excitement or connection with a hooker. It's just a wet hole with a possibly kunty attitude that you're paying a lot of hard earned cash for.

Would rather fap to porn and play xbox.

[YasiinBey]

you can legit find a better looking hooker in miami for under $80

[jmills263]

My guess is that you masturbate like a mad-man! Would have put it in her angus, no cares. Strong ***got though

[ScandiPhag]

He also brags about having to spend the day with them.

Yep, it's actually quite sad. The whole ''girlfriend experience'' is a huge thing in Thailand, go to any cheap restaurant in Bangkok and you will see hordes of ugly western men with thai women, and all they do is stare at the menu, because they have absolute zero to talk about.

[IamOleg]

Travels to Thailand so he can bang 30 $ hookers which have balls. Just fuking LOL

ftfy

[ectobruh]

inb4 test results

[bee su]

op tells riveting tale.


misc determines that was a lie.


pics did nothing to my penor.



opis****gqit

[tank2003]

I think ive seen this thread before. Like last week

[OneMA2011]

If I ever decided to fuk a hooker I'd slam some viagra/cialis to ensure I'd get full money worth regardless of how bad the hooker looks.

[Sinan09400]

N�chstes mal du sollst Dirnen ficken in Dtl. Das war dein problem srs. Amerikanische huren nichts wissen.

Hast du schon einmal eine dirne zu ficken in Dtl? Es war heimlich.

[confusedbrah10]

N�chstes mal du sollst Dirnen ficken in Dtl. Das war dein problem srs. Amerikanische huren nichts wissen.

Hast du schon einmal eine dirne zu ficken in Dtl? Es war heimlich.

reported

[newleaseonlife]

You paid for that chit? Jesus Christ.

[IamOleg]

N�chstes mal du sollst Dirnen ficken in Dtl. Das war dein problem srs. Amerikanische huren nichts wissen.

Hast du schon einmal eine dirne zu ficken in Dtl? Es war heimlich.

Have to agree with Adolf on this one.

[sdmk]

Travels to Thailand so he can bang 30 $ hookers, has the balls to call other people trash. Just fuking LOL

[LargePeter]

OP posted pics of said girl
reverse image search proves these pics are all over internet
OP literally has no proof that he actually attempted smashed this hbb other than the fact that they supposedly live in the same area

Uhhh....

[TheCore84]

The condom was the reason you were losing your erection.

Came in to post this

[NattyAsFuk]

well brahs, been feeling pretty depressed/bored lately so i decided to bang an escort. thought it would be fun. i was wrong

-called her up, she seemed really nice on the phone, got a time for her to come over
-she shows up, drives herself, arrives in a mercedes that looked new and expensive (strong wtf)
-she looks good and is hot but has kind of a kunty attitude
-im in 'dont give a fuk' mode so just say "hey whats up" and invite her in and point to the couch, tell her "lets do this"
-i drop my pants, get naked, sit on the couch and wait for her to take all her **** off
-she sucks dink for a few minutes
-put condom on, bend her over the couch and bang her for about 5 minutes
-i get tired and im losing hard on, don't know why
-have her suck dink again. at this point im just like fuk it. dont even want to do it anymore. didnt even bust a nut
-say "ok im done" and put clothes on and get my wallet. she looks confused
-she wants $150 for a half hr, i say whatever ok, turns out i only have $145 in my wallet
-give it all to her and go out to my car and get my cup full of change. probably about $10 or so in there but just give her the whole cup
-turn on xbox and start playing call of duty while she gets dressed
-she gets dressed and leaves.


dont even know how to feel brahs. wasn't fun, didn't even enjoy banging her, complete waste of $155 and change. would not recommend to anyone thinking about it

pics.

paying for sloot when depressed doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

Very easy to build up performance anxiety to you and when it's not the 'magic solution' to your pRoblems and you paid $150, very easy to lose interest since it wasn't what you'd hoped it to be.

Personally I'd never pay for a fukk, you'd have been better off hitting up some sloot off tinder for chills, have a good time with and maybe fukk