DAD said he will give me $50,000 if I get ARRANGED-MARRIED to an INDIAN woman [SRS]

[Ronnie87]

Sorry but why do you need a measly $50k if your future is so bright?

In reality your future is non-existent and you spend your time thinking up wild fantasies to get some attention on an internet forum

[Jesse012789]

not worth it... how many years are gonna be with this chick... now how many years will it take to make 50k...ya dont get married brah

[Prim3]

Yeah, maybe because if you do divorce, you'll either get shunned by both families, stoned, stabbed, decapitated or something else that is horrible.

Chances of that happening are lower if he's in UK. Also, OP said Indian... so I'm gonna assume he isn't muslim (no racist). But even if he was, his parents sound cool so I highly doubt that will happen.

[BootneckBrah]

There is literally nothing good that can come of this.

This.


Brb reporting op to immigration fake marriage division

[MastaBeta]

where the phuck are the pics, does it take that long to connect to indian internet?

[iWantToGrow]

Das not it mane.

[Yaz13]

i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

[Nole92]

How old are you OP? 12?

lol at you for thinking that 20k$ will be enough to pay for a business class to Vegas + 10 nights of high class escorts/pornstars + poker.
lmao I was like lmao when reading this chit.

Also lol at you for thinking that you will have a virgin-Indian woman from India who is also intelligent and good looking. Seriously? Virgin?
I have many Indian friends and I've been there my self many times, I would say from my experience that there is a 90% chance that she won't be a virgin if she is somewhat in any way good looking.

Also lol at you for getting an arranged marriage, are you to scared too fish yourself? Big balls you got there!
You're a man, it's 2014, you can do anything you want, marry any girl you want, but what you do? You go to your parents, get poverty money, and you get arranged marriage, easy eh?

Good luck. But who cares honestly, just trying to give you an advice since you are too beta to stand up for yourself.

[BrocepCurls]

There is literally nothing good that can come of this.

Yeah what good could come out of being paid 50k to marry a super loyal, intelligent, high earning, attractive, virgin wife who will always stick by you and practically worship the ground you walk on, for absolutely zero effort

Surely finding some feminist western sloot whose already taken 30 dinks and will withhold sex from you as soon as you tie the knot and most likely will cheat on you and/or divorce you for half your **** will be a superior move

[LoveHateLift]

Do it ******* chances are you might catch feelings for her or just curry herps

[NameUnavailable]

Inb4 dad gets 100k$ for getting the daughter of his golf-buddy a UK passport.

[moksha16]

You aren't getting 50k.. you are getting 20k. You are going to get married for life to someone not of your own choosing for 20k?? lol

20k that you've already spent in your mind in vegas for 10 days (hint. 20k will not buy what you think its going to buy you in vegas for 10 days)

So you are getting married for life for 10 mediocre days in vegas strong

Marrying a virgin that for all you know could suck in bed leaving you with a life time of chit sex.. or she's a prude strong

This can't be real tea, nobody dumb enough to even entertain this could actually be set up for the future the way you say you are.

[enxh]

OP, why go to Vegas on a stag when you can save 90% of your money, have a better, classier time whilst enjoying it and have more time to spend money in your already ruined life?

That's right OP. Think fun. Think wise.

Think BLACKPOOL



Brb classy establishments
Brb English party central
Brb illuminations
Brb pleasure beach (nomsayin)

Fuk vegas

What happens in blackpool, stays in blackpool

[Gurung84]

This.


Brb reporting op to immigration fake marriage division

Lol goodnight op

[NameUnavailable]

OP, why go to Vegas on a stag when you can save 90% of your money, have a better, classier time whilst enjoying it and have more time to spend money in your already ruined life?

That's right OP. Think fun. Think wise.

Think BLACKPOOL

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Sorry, but perhaps I am missing something. But that looks pathetic as ****.

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Huehuehuehue

[BootneckBrah]

Sorry, but perhaps I am missing something. But that looks pathetic as ****.

That'sthejoke.Jpg

[Hsas4849]

Good luck.

brb girl has the ****tiest personality that only is truly shown after the wedding/honeymoon.
brb go through with this life altering decision for less than a month of luxury
brb have ****ty children then divorce your Indian HBB.
brb "Indian HBB"
brb lol
brb never be able to experience life with your best friend and lover
brb never travel the world together
brb never grow old together
brb kys OP

Feel sorry for you about how confident you are that you will never find the right girl. Don't you have any special dreams of your future, or is this all about money, if it is then...

[beep007]

This thread is useless without pics



tepted to neg

[Sinan09400]

Do it
get greens

Then go nc with dad and female itouchyou

[JNoble92]

Good luck.

brb girl has the ****tiest personality that only is truly shown after the wedding/honeymoon.
brb go through with this life altering decision for less than a month of luxury
brb have ****ty children then divorce your Indian HBB.
brb "Indian HBB"
brb lol
brb never be able to experience life with your best friend and lover
brb never travel the world together
brb never grow old together
brb kys OP

Feel sorry for you about how confident you are that you will never find the right girl. Don't you have any special dreams of your future, or is this all about money, if it is then...

Lol, you know the girl(s) i'm talking about are westernised Indian girls and not village ones...

[Rawrzilla]

semi-long Cliffs:

- OP has been disappointed by women many times
- OP has bright future (top degree, good job lined up, etc)
- OP has therefore given up with relationships and just wants casual ONS's and wants to work abroad, accumulate property, etc
- OP has never been with an Indian girl, and had sexors outside of marriage
- Dad really wants OP to get married, so does mum
- They are both currently in India and keeps asking about marriage
- Dad is willing to pass down family-kept 24 Carat gold ring
- Dad is willing to book Business-class flight to India to meet variety of girls
- OP is not against arranged marriage as long as she comes to UK and works a high-earning professional job like a Lawyer, Doctor, Dentist, Engineer, etc
- Dad has promised me she will be Indian HBB (so maybe 7.2/10 misc standards)
- Marriage would happen in Summer this year after I finish my Degree


Earlier today, my dad rang me and said he will give me the equivalent of $50,000 to get an arranged marriage to an Indian girl from India. His conditions are that I must spend $30,000 on a Golf-Resort for the Wedding Venue for us and all the guests and then I can do whatever I want with the rest.

He was raised in the UK so he knows that I will spend it on a STAG and he is not against that, as long as I stay loyal and committed AFTER the marriage.

So here is my plan to spend the $20K on my pre-wedding stag:

$5K - 10 day trip to Vegas, Business Class flights and stay in the Rio Hotel with Magnum Champagne, complimentary Ace of Spades, Belvedere Vodka etc
$10K - Entry for the World Series of Poker Tournament Main Event (always wanted to play this)
$500 x 10 - Vegas high class hooker/p0rnst@r every night of the 10 days for 2-3 hours

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50k USD for an Indian wedding? You on dat der garibi time OP?

[TheAntiMonitor]

Marry her.

Prenup and trusts in your parents name.