I always say hold on babe and go get a towel to clean up the mess I just made. Wipe her off and then I lay back down with her and we catch our breath. Usualy kiss some more say I love you and then go about our day
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10-23-2014, 07:34 AM #61anonymousGuest
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10-23-2014, 07:37 AM #62Registered User
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Kiss, cuddle, and sleep
Always striving to take it to the next level.
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10-23-2014, 07:43 AM #63
'Aw fuk bye'
Then jump out the nearest window.
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10-23-2014, 07:49 AM #64Registered User
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notsrs***MISC Firearms Crew***
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10-23-2014, 07:58 AM #65Registered User
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Just go NC after, then go sit in front of the computer and make a thread about it on the misc.
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10-23-2014, 08:01 AM #66
And your surname?
User title courtesy of Autopilot
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10-23-2014, 08:04 AM #67Mom the meatloaf!!
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"gtfo"
The moments of my life in which I've grown had to do with failures; the moments of my life when I've gotten worse, had to do with success. Success is deforming, relax, deceives, makes us worse, we fall in love too much of ourselves; failure is the opposite, it's formative, makes us strong, brings us closer to our convictions, make us consistent.
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10-23-2014, 08:46 AM #68Cutting Feels
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T-thanks.
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10-23-2014, 09:16 AM #69Registered User
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"well that was pleasant, but now hunger has stricken me, to the kitchen!" then push outta bed
"you're gonna wanna get tested"
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10-23-2014, 10:31 AM #70Registered User
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"We'll name it marty if its a boy and we'll kill it if it's a girl"
Not srs
Wait can trannys get pregnant?
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Last paycheck smells like butthole Crew
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10-23-2014, 10:40 AM #71Registered User
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y-y-you t-too
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10-23-2014, 10:41 AM #72Registered User
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Boom goes the dynamite
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10-23-2014, 10:42 AM #73MWC gif lord
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Last time we had sex we went back to my place and as soon as I came she ran out the door. I guess she wasn't used to seeing a guy cum in his own mouth.
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10-23-2014, 10:42 AM #74Registered User
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"I love you"
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10-23-2014, 10:43 AM #75Starting weight 9pds 10oz
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Normally I laugh and point them towards the towel.
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"The Misc is too important to be taken seriously"
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10-23-2014, 10:47 AM #76Registered User
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lol will try thisOriginally Posted by R3VIT
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10-23-2014, 10:48 AM #77Starting Weight: 8 lbs.
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"Who is this?"
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10-23-2014, 10:48 AM #78Registered User
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i usually have them tell me theyre my dirty little slut or say give me a minute and we'll go again
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10-23-2014, 10:49 AM #79I used to weigh 300lbs.
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Towels over there.
Or
Just use some toilet paper."The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else's highlight reel."
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10-23-2014, 10:50 AM #80235 -> 180 lbs
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"M'lady"
5/4/3 Plate Club 6th Jan 2016!
Lifts: Squat 190kg (Jan 2016), Bench 140kg (Dec 2015), DL 220kg (Jan 2016), Push OHP 120kg (Jan 2016)
Ankle surgery March 2017 but coming for that 6/5/4 club
Misc positive crew
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10-23-2014, 10:51 AM #81Registered User
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"****... AHHH... JESUS CHRIST"
As I'm laying there trying to catch my breath like a 300lb fat guy walking up stairs.
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10-23-2014, 10:52 AM #82"showtime a-holes"
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Quotes from the Thor movie:
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Play MY MMORPG: Marvel Heroes. http://www.marvelheroes.com/
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"Stronger than yesterday, now it's nothing but my way. My loneliness ain't killing me no more. I, I'm stronger" ~ Mark Rippetoe
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10-23-2014, 10:57 AM #83Registered User
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"How was i/10? I'm youre so beautiful I love you don't ever leave me."
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10-23-2014, 11:00 AM #84Getting my Durantula on
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win and losses come a dime a dozen, but effort? Nobody can judge effort. Effort is between you and you.
They always cry and tell me they love me after I say it.Toronto is Bake crew
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10-23-2014, 11:09 AM #85Jetskibrah
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That escalated quickly ...then give her a hard butcheek lslap.
Dead srs☆ Member of the Brave 767 crew ☆ Never forget.
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10-23-2014, 11:13 AM #86Registered User
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"I'm Gonna Ejaculate!"
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10-23-2014, 11:15 AM #87
"Gotta go, I have to return some videotapes"
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10-23-2014, 11:16 AM #88Misc lurker
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"I'm gonna call my mom to come pick me up now"
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10-23-2014, 11:18 AM #89Come at me
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"I had a beer with my lunch. You raped me"
While one man hesitates because he feels inferior, another is busy making a mistakes and becoming superior.
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10-23-2014, 11:19 AM #90Registered User
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Call me zeebra....ZEEBRAHH
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