trim ur pubes but dont shave. girls like some hair down there. also watch some porn not just to fap, but study the positions and angles. watch some james deen or lexington steele and learn some positions. but at 1st u might not be that good so practice on a pillow and stick to 1/2 positions till u bust.
good luck!
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08-05-2013, 03:11 PM #91Registered User
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08-05-2013, 03:12 PM #92Sickkunt
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This is true. Was hanging out with 2 girls yesterday and they both said they love taking virginities (srs)Originally Posted by MsZyzz
Omgg, you need to shave mr!! and don't worry. some girls like em inexperienced
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08-05-2013, 03:15 PM #93Is going to make it
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tear that pussay up and bust all kinda nuts. gl op
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08-05-2013, 03:16 PM #94Ready Set Roll
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probably the stupidest OP I've ever read.
Scared of busting quick and on no fap...obviously break youre stupid little no fap
Hairy down stairs...get out the clippers, for fuk sake
Dont know what condoms to buy, just pick some. theyre all essentially the same
such a lack of fuking common sense bro. c'mon, you shouldnt even be having sex if youre this stupid.
for everything else, just watch some fuking porn and replicate it. its not rocket science. get boner, slide it in. if you cant find hole, start at top and run it down you'll find it. insert, and start to thrust. slow then speed up. bust. change condom. round too.
dont forget to slap her ass.
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08-05-2013, 03:34 PM #95Registered User
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tickle his balls while you suk on his shaft
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08-16-2013, 06:44 PM #96Registered User
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08-16-2013, 06:45 PM #97Cocaine Biceps
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let her phuck your brains out
if you cum quick, which you most likely will.
give it 5-10 minutes and go her again.
no need for nerves bro, its just sexAlways $trive and Prosper
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08-16-2013, 06:50 PM #98ϟϟBMBCϟϟ
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And OP lost his battles with AIDS. He will be missed. And he died as someone who never got experience a vagina.
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08-16-2013, 06:55 PM #99Registered User
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100% dead srs tip.. Dont just go straight into sex... lie down with her first and make out before you go for her pussy or show her your cock.
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08-16-2013, 06:56 PM #100Registered Offender
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It's easy. after the dead has been done, wait till she goes to the bathroom and delete your number from her phone. You wont have to worry about how good or bad it was then.
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08-16-2013, 06:59 PM #101Somebody's oneitis
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Do what naturally comes to you and want to do...last thing you want to do is trying to enact what you saw on porn.
That's when most of virgin fail happens.Keeping it within.
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08-16-2013, 07:03 PM #102Registered User
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start fapping (srs)
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08-16-2013, 07:05 PM #103Registered User
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pics
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08-16-2013, 07:11 PM #104UMF Crew
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Pics????
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08-16-2013, 07:14 PM #105Registered User
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rip opie
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08-16-2013, 07:15 PM #106Registered User
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remember op, your fingers never go limp.
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08-16-2013, 07:15 PM #107Right Babe?
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08-16-2013, 07:19 PM #108no homo
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strong thread bump ***gotOriginally Posted by BrawnySwoleman
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08-16-2013, 07:24 PM #109Registered User
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update pls
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08-16-2013, 07:24 PM #110Registered User
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hit it raw if u can. will be the best feeling you will ever have
Now while the blood is hot, we must enter with brisk step upon the better course. In this kind of life there awaits much that is good to know—the love and practice of the virtues, forgetfulness of the passions, knowledge of living and dying, and a life of deep repose.”- Seneca
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08-16-2013, 07:29 PM #111dath it mane
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op is ded
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that being shredded was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down shredded. They told me I didnt understand the assignment, and I told them they didnt understand life.
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08-16-2013, 07:34 PM #112Registered User
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You wanna throw some slick manouvers in there to show that youu got the skills.
When in doggie lean to the left and plant your left hand on the bed, in a cartwheel motion throw yourself anti-clockwise so you do a 360 rotation about your penis. Make sure your penis is always in her. Be carefull she may buckle under the intense orgasm she goes into once you pull this manouver off.
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08-16-2013, 07:34 PM #113Registered User
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OP I lost my v to a chick who had banged 4 guys in her life. I lied and said I banged 4 chicks. I was confident and had a few shots of whiskey before to cool my nerves. I just got a bj, put on a condom and went to town. I didn't come for 25 minutes, so do not worry about not lasting long on your first time. I lasted 25 minutes mine. She said I was her best phuck ever. To be honest it was not that special as it is hyped up to be. I have jacked off and had better nuts. Like others said just act confident and you will be god to go. take control don't be a puzzay
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08-16-2013, 07:36 PM #114Registered User
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fukking lolOriginally Posted by Flying414
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08-16-2013, 07:36 PM #115It aint easy being cheesy
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08-16-2013, 07:39 PM #116Registered User
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Stopped reading you dun goofd lolOriginally Posted by ManiacApple
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08-16-2013, 07:40 PM #117Registered User
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Bust in minutes? More like 1 minute.
I'll give you the best advice, Take it or leave it....AlcoholStay positive cuz
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08-16-2013, 08:22 PM #118420 Friendly
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where the **** are the pics? you met the girl at a rave? you made out and grinded? cant provide at least 1 pic even with her face blurred come on opie
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08-16-2013, 08:27 PM #119
'you need to take a shower OP'
'yea.'
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08-16-2013, 08:29 PM #120Registered User
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Fake it til you make it OP. She thinks something you do is weird/wrong, pretend it's totally normal. Fake it til you make it.
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