Mark Zuckerberg dun goofed. He just married an ugly woman after FB goes public

[Realism]

She isn't winning any beauty pageants any time soon but they're probably best friends and she's probably one of the few people in the world that can honestly (not for $$) put up with his social awkwardness. Plus, if he wanted too, he could just **** the hottest escorts in the world if all he cared about is looks. He could probably find someone that is equally smart and cool with a better face/body and he may someday, but I really couldn't care less about who is with as long as he doesn't **** up ******** any further.

[SubXero]

Nice gut that you are hiding behind that loose T-Shirt. You srsly have the worst attitude I have ever come across on the Misc. and that's including the /b trolls.

Nice, youre not getting enough attention in real life so you come whore on the misc

Like he said, stfu already, dumb bish

[Staberella]

Nice, youre not getting enough attention in real life so you come whore on the misc

Like he said, stfu already, dumb bish

Keep sucking his cawk for reps.

[SpiderWolf]

No thank you, don't need to see more of your body...you have a body that ****s fap to.

haha

[Molec]

Honestly I think Zuckerberg has that cute boy next door look. Not a hottie but cute imo

...your gold digger hormone levels are slightly up today

[djfuzzy]

No matter how ugly his wife may be, he's still a fuking billionaire.

You sad *******s make threads everyday about some slut posting some bullchit on the website that he created, that you have an account on, and made a chit ton of money from.

Jokes on all of you.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

YIAm my friend, that woman has vagina dentata srs. Only way she lopped off Bill's balls on national TV lolololol. No other explaination.

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[BunkMoreland]

hmmm, she has a very face-****able face

[Staberella]

...your gold digger hormone levels are slightly up today

Bro if I was a gold digger I had many chances when i was young.

How'd your husband like that explanation?

>Female posting on the misc
>Admits to having cosmetic surgery
>Gets drunk and naked in front of teenagers while married
>Doesn't even lift
>Has no reading comprehension
>Ugly
>Resorts to senseless arguments when called out
>Not to mention the CJ incident
>Still gets whiteknighted because she has a vagina
>200% profit/10

2/10 qualities, 4/10 aesthetics...3/10 at best. Would NOT hit even if drunk

You aint hitting anything except ****s brah. srs.

[KeepItRREAL]

So much mad and jelly in here.

[Staberella]

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Leader of the free world and Hillary managed to make him look like the most beta fark in the universe on global television. She has dem teeth down there mang.

[JoeTheBarbarian]

Post your face son. Guaranteed you are ugly - avg. Lettuce be real tea most of us male or female that post on the Misc fall into the 5-7 category. BTW I have a better back pose than you. You have the arms of a 13 year old girl. No definition.

[jakobi]

True.

He's been with her before he was rich. at least he knows shes not using him. Like 99.9% of all other bisches if he were to be single now.

kobe byrant married his highschool gf before he got rich and famous...now his ex wife got his 3 mansions plus $80+ millions and child support....

[evansanity]

Idk if it was already posted, but Zuckerberg was never a "broke college kid". He's from an affluent family.

[pchopper]

Honestly, good for him, when you get older you realize that having a real connection with your woman is way more important than outside looks, sounds like a cliche but cliches are usually true. Plus, I swear she looks kinda sexy in this pic

[Staberella]

I'm intimidating muh grill.

[notredamebrah]

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you mad hillary clinton has achieved more in her life than you will ever dream of? yea u mad

[milkman04]

What's he suppose to do, marry some sloot who only wants his money?

if its better than what he has... YES

with his money I'd slay a different 10/10 hourly (srs)

[ScubaStevo]

I read this in the most sarcastic voice ever. Fukcing lulzing over here. Well played sir, well played.




How dare you make sense???? How fukcing dare you? GTFO, right now.....right fukcing now!!!

lmfao showcase #3,239 of YIAMSOMEBODY white knighting women on the misc in hopes of scoring brownie points.

I'm telling you man ...like a few others have said about Misc. Rich guy marries hot chick, "What a gold digging whore." A rich man marries a woman that is not the hottest, "What an ugly whore."

Granted they are only like 19 but they will learn the hard way as us old fukks did. haha

The 50% divorce rate, divorces like Paul McCartney's, Hulk Hogan's, Tiger Woods, etc. show us pretty women who contribute little to the success of their husbands walking out of the marriage with millions and in some cases billions of dollars.

And a lot of the times people get divorced because they are just sick of dealing with the other person. Do you think Zuck's wife isn't going to take him to the cleaners if it comes to that? LMFAO "Oh she isn't as attractive as your standard 'gold digger' so she can't be a golddigger".

LMFAO!

[JoeTheBarbarian]

I have to say it. Asian women don't age well. Just wait a year or two...then the whole extended family from asia decides to move in the Zuckerberg manor house.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

hmmm, she has a very face-****able face

See! See!

Here's another one.....notice how she's engaged in the conversation and uses her hands to demonstrated the mammoth of a penis that just impaled her.

[YGpump]

lol

[LiftersHigh]

you must've missed that thread. she got fat and groce. depressing, i know

Someone aware me.

[Staberella]

lmfao showcase #3,239 of YIAMSOMEBODY white knighting women on the misc in hopes of scoring brownie points.



The 50% divorce rate, divorces like Paul McCartney's, Hulk Hogan's, Tiger Woods, etc. show us pretty women who contribute little to the success of their husbands walking out of the marriage with millions and in some cases billions of dollars.

And a lot of the times people get divorced because they are just sick of dealing with the other person. Do you think Zuck's wife isn't going to take him to the cleaners if it comes to that? LMFAO "Oh she isn't as attractive as your standard 'gold digger' so she can't be a golddigger".

LMFAO!

Scuba why you farking with me? You know that my husband was out of work for 2 years due to downsizing and lack of jobs in the industry and I supported the family without having to cut back. Not all women are bad bro, just like not all men are pigs.

[brianphi]

Props to Zuck... not only is he filthy rich, he doesn't give a crap what you think about his girl, his old acura TSX, or his hoodie's and shoes.

He's clearly an individual who does what he wants to... if only all miscers could find such enlightenment, perhaps we'll all be able to find our own idea of success.

ya'll too mad

[BunkMoreland]

See! See!

Here's another one.....notice how she's engaged in the conversation and uses her hands to demonstrated the mammoth of a penis that just impaled her.

i bet she has a real tight butthole. its probably furry tho.

[sellerdoar]

i had these exact same A&F shorts in high school. they are from like 1999 or 2000. strong poverty clothes.

[findingmyway]

Did he get a prenup though? You just know she's gonna divorce and take half his sh*t. lol he committed it to charity and she's gonna take it from him.

[ScubaStevo]

Scuba why you farking with me? You know that my husband was out of work for 2 years due to downsizing and lack of jobs in the industry and I supported the family without having to cut back. Not all women are bad bro, just like not all men are pigs.

I see, so because Stab loves her husband, all women do?

LMFAO

[YGpump]

i had these exact same A&F shorts in high school. they are from like 1999 or 2000. strong poverty clothes.

lol.