Mario Balotelli is probably the sickest kunt in the world

[GaiusBaltar]

· £10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

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[alpha.WOLF]

· £10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

i hate him with a passion, he sux and he thinks hes sooo good, he deserves nothing,
brb i hate italians (yet im playing for a italian team)

[Bully10]

Pics please!

[jfifer10]

phuckin cheekiest kunt alive

[arnoldoe]

the chef guy?

[Canadas_elite]

maximum troll he is

[BENNAYBOY]

cheeky kunt looks so harmless...

[cjayzz]

the chef guy?

this

[cjayzz]

cheeky kunt looks so harmless...

those rutgers brahs

[epicsurge]

the chef guy?

thought of that cheeky kunt when i read title aswell

[Antonio519]

This thread has never been made b4

also city will lose to chickens on the 22nd

[roadtrippin]

cheeky kunt looks so harmless...

I went to his restaurant in NYC. fuarkin joocy!

[bongowongo]

OP, did you steal those cliffs from another Mario Ballotelli thread? ... Just seems very familiar lol. My bad if you didnt.






On topic, Mario is THE MOST ALPHA SPORTS PLAYER THERE IS.

[iMakeItRain100s]

Lol'd. Also thought you were talking about Mario Botelli.

[SMC90]

[GliAzzuri]

Absolute sick kunt, alpha as phuuuck.

[RMI]

Yeah bro Mario Bendetti was also one of the most influential writers In Literature

didn't know he was such a badass

[Intags]

cheeky kunt looks so harmless...

whys it say abbo on his shirt?

[jamestown0101]

i hate him with a passion, he sux and he thinks hes sooo good, he deserves nothing,
brb i hate italians (yet im playing for a italian team)

[Dr_Dolan]

such a cheeky kunt

[ughyuck]

cheeky kunt looks so harmless...

^^Genius chef.


That smug black guy who hasn't done anything for another person in his entire life? Nah that dude is a beta phaaaaag.

[NillaWafer]

such a cheeky kunt

oh hai

[Dr_Dolan]

oh hai

you fukcing h0mo. jk i miss you bro

[jamestown0101]

[NillaWafer]

you fukcing h0mo. jk i miss you bro

no homo?

[Dr_Dolan]

no homo?

ok you got me I miss mav more

[PersianP]

i remember the first season he played for inter... he was freaking amazing!

[NillaWafer]

ok you got me I miss mav more

son...

[Papirriki]

lol sick kunt indeed, but how the fuk did you get some of these facts?