ITT: I create short poems based on Profile Pic./Username

[LimitBreak]

will what the heck

[sum41gp]

k, go

Tears you handsome bastard
With your thousand yard aesthetic stare
Have you looked up Alpha male
Were you surprised to see your picture there

I've known many a people
That wear tuxes as you do
But I've never seen a man
Look as alpha male as you

No homo is required
And no homo will be shown
For the previous words written
Were the reason no homo has grown

And now that the end has come
I must admit my fault
With starting with the aesthetics
That your face has shown to us all

[sum41gp]

im peppered for my poem

Ted Nugent is thy name
You have placed above yourself
And Clint's face is posted
Above your natural self

Now wizard cat alludes me
For I can't seem to find
The connection to the guitar player and Clint
Though I have for a few seconds wracked my mind

But oh well Ted Nugent
I won't start to disagree
You see I'm a fan of all three things
That you present yourself to be

Though I must admit to you
That wizard cat strikes me more
Than the other two things that surround you
But wizard cats are f**king super

[sum41gp]

do me no homo

Hello there young man
I'll start with the usual
Did you know the teen misc. is over yonder
Such mistakes are quite typical

But fret not young soul
I'm not of those guys
That will only b!tch about your age
And never answer your thread replies

So let me begin anew
Youngbuckets5
You're very tall for 16
My jealousy is hard to hide

And though I've just began
To look past your age
I sorrowfully must end this poem
With teen misc. is over that way

[Darkilluzion]

im in for this.

[ReviveTheWorld]

In.

[TriicepsBrah]

Dear god my dear
Just what the f**k are you
I swear I've seen your face before
In nightmares that I past knew

I hope for your sake
That picture is a joke
And I hope for my sake
That tonight's sleep will not go

For I have to admit
That I have a weak stomach
To scary a$$ sh!t as that face
That shows as your main pic

But I have hope still
For your username states
TriicepsBrah
May the aesthetics grant you facially aesthetic grace

thank you you just made my day

[sum41gp]

Can you beat the poem I wrote to those *******s that make no pic threads?


EDIT: Strong resemblance to your sig OP

I agree Schnitter
The resemblance of poems is strong
But suffice to say the rhyme used
Is one that has been used for very long

But Schnitter if I'm to understand
By your user title that you enjoy the LOLz
Let me do my best to serve you
With LOLzing whilst LOLzing while you LOLz

For a small little joke I shall tell
In the remainder of this rhyme
It's about a boy from the US
Though not Obama nor George Bush come to mind

For this little US raised boy
Once asked his father for allowance
And the father replied quite sternly
Not until you Schnit my Schnatty schnit racked bourbon

[Tears]

impressed/10

[sum41gp]

In.

IsThisRealLife
Well, your misplaced santa hat says no
But your cutting for winter title
Tells me that you believe it is so

Or 24 year old sir
Do your hide your face behind a hat
Because when you were once a young child
Something covered your jaw with that

Was it Santa or someone like him
And by that I mean physically so
Were you touched IsThisRealLife
Is that why you ask what we all already know

Poor poor Santa touched brah
I empathetically feel your pain
And with my final line of this piece
I'll admit that I too shared a similar fate

[Sharksinurmouth]

Me plz

[sum41gp]

do me! [no *******]

A question forms in my mind
And through my fingertips I'll explain
That this question I've thought of
Seems to confuse and drive me insane

The quandary that I have
Would have to be with your back
For while looking at the small thumbnail of it
I've seemed to be stopped in my tracks

Quite honestly, CYYP
It looks almost made of rubber to me
And it reminds me of that character Gumbi
That green guy I used to watch on the tv

But enough of this distraction
I swear this proclamation to you
Sadly though these poems are four parts
And I've wasted three of them quite a skewed

[CYYP]

A question forms in my mind
And through my fingertips I'll explain
That this question I've thought of
Seems to confuse and drive me insane

The quandary that I have
Would have to be with your back
For while looking at the small thumbnail of it
I've seemed to be stopped in my tracks

Quite honestly, CYYP
It looks almost made of rubber to me
And it reminds me of that character Gumbi
That green guy I used to watch on the tv

But enough of this distraction
I swear this proclamation to you
Sadly though these poems are four parts
And I've wasted three of them quite a skewed

repped!

[sum41gp]

Damn, OP. Some pretty strong poems.

Thank you very much
Kind poster of the Misc.
And since a compliment was given
A compliment I shall give

For at the start of it all
At the prologue of the dream
We look to the stars
And constantly wonder what they mean

We look into ourselves
To find if we possess
The greatness that we've dreamed of
To overcome the rest

And after years of grueling work
After so many workouts later
We arrive upon those stars
Not as men, but as something far greater

[sum41gp]

Sounds good, in.

Snakeyesbrahs
Your name is confusing as hell
I've read it at least three different ways
Since I've looked upon it well

But I'll forgo that for now
To bring attention to your profile pose
And to give respect for your awareness
Of the cancer that attacks breast most

And also I can see
From your Atheist Alliance
That you have given up Christ
As your savior and reliance

But don't worry confusing as f**k named sir
I'm no door to door priest
So let me end this poetic reply
With flying spaghetti monster relief

[sum41gp]

go head

BeastMode101
I must have missed your class
But I swear when I've scheduled before
I never noticed it in the past

Oh well Professor BeastMode
Perhaps it will be my turn next year
For another moment in human mode
Is another moment without fear

For I have to tell you a concern
That I have for attaining beast mode
It would be for the women
That have the misfortune of unleashing my beastly chode

Though I'm not sure of the science
But from what I've heard, I've remembered
That all those that possess beast mode
Also possess a giant chode-like member

[SwingingScrotum]

I have no profile picture, but I would still like a poem about my username. Thank you kindly in advance.

[sum41gp]

do it ******* reps

Your face is a yellow smile
And your user title is some odd symbol
Your name has inmate inside it
While followed by some aco dribble

And the man that you're bro shaking with
Seems like quite the large guy
Is that why you're covered with a cartoonish smile
Did the face you make show you cry

Never mind though never mind
It's truly not that important
For the real mystery here is
How did you get that symbolic format

I've seen those eyes before
The ones in your signature and title
On Reddit and other websites
And I've wanted to know for quite a while

I'm doing an extra one for this response
For I feel the fourth's ending was quite weak
Even though this fifth one is no better
I blame the yellow smile for this conclusion with no peak

[FateArcherXlol9]

Do me.

[sum41gp]

Sure op..

DABIGNASTY86
With your most muscular pose
And your dirty south crew signature
Yet your pink ribbon shows

That there is a softer side to you
One that you don't always admit
The side that you use when wooing girls
And giving them beautiful lavish gifts

Don't worry DABIGNASTY86
Your secret is safe with me
I won't tell anyone on this forum
That you're really not DABIGNASTY

But you should be honest with yourself
Though I understand you can't change your username
But maybe make your user title
Something kind like DAFEELSYOPAIN

[boringsamurai]

Mirin' lyricist abilities OP.

[andresflores87]

In please!

[sum41gp]

will what the heck

LimitBreak!
So I see you enjoy Final Fantasy 7
Or some other Final Fantasy game
At least I hope so since I've mentioned the both of them

Who's your favorite character
Mine would be Cloud Strife
Since he kicked tons of a$$
While wielding a giant f**king cleaver shaped knife

And do you remember Sephiroth
That crazy a$$ SOB
Like that time he burned down Midgar
Or killed Aerith quite quickly

But LimitBreak I've seemed
To have wasted this here poem
On recollecting FF7 stories
Than spend it on making it your own

[strikeCHAOS]

Yeah Brah do mine

[sum41gp]

im in for this.

Darkilluzion the time traveler
For realz brah, you swear
If I asked for you to go to a specific time
Could give you photographic proof you were there

I've heard these declarations before
From others that I've known
But every single time traveler
Has crushed my hopes to the bone

But Darkilluzion you seem different
Since the ones I knew were from PA
And I've heard you Aussie brahs
Have figured out the correct way

So Darkilluzion I must ask
Just a small humble request
Can you go back in time
And make it so we all ride around in jets

[Father of Cajun]

in with superior rep power.

[cawkmaster12]

in.

[arkskier]

That are actually well written.

you published any poems anywhere? I've done some poems myself. Anyhoo, do one on me

[Bombers]

OP is the next E.E. Cummings.

[sb327]

do it, *******