girl : "I thought you would be more shy as you only have 267 friends on fb" O.O

[Fishgum]

Do people really think like this ? O.o

Shall I aquire more friends to make my ******** fit my irl personality ?!

[TonytheOnly]

sounds like you got a winner

[mmaoz]

LOL is this real life.

[pe3nguinWK]

crud, i have 74 and i consider that too many

[pietro11]

Sounds like a keeper

[therealness3]

Age: 18

[Gayfish]

no, but less than 300 friends usually means foreveralone.jpg status, at least where I live.

[Anabolichef]

I was getting changed today and in the locker room was a group of 17 year olds talking about how one of them hooked up with a drunk chick and kissed her then got rejected and they were talking all kinds of bull****.
I was thinking f*ck these kids are a few years younger than me why do they sound so thick, retarded and brainless.
Your post just emphasises that the youth of today are just media brainwashed, socially inept ****wits.

good day.

[EnderG60]

its ok, when I see a chick has more then 500 friends I disregard her as an attention whore.

[engj]

I have 37 ******** friends

[berealman]

Sounds like a highly intelligent rational human being

(not srs)

[aDreamstate]

girls are retarded

brb adding thousands of people from all around the world so i look popular

brb asking guys to like my photos


pathetic.

[max1122]

thats y i dont have one.

[Mike1991]

lol wat

some of the most social people I know dont even have a ********, I mean really how many people do you talk to? probably like 10 at most, no reason to have so many people.

[coopers2k]

I would start by eating more and gaining weight

[Vrunkelinch]

what the fuk

tell her to get off ******** srs

[MynameisOP]

Unless you specifically deny people who you know to friend request you, having less then 400 friends normally means you aren't well known where I am from.

[kickblake]

At what age does ******** stop being real life and start being just a way of keeping track of your friends? I'm 29, and nobody my age would be stupid enough to discuss the number of ******** friends someone has.

[nick187]

Op is confused.

[aDreamstate]

Unless you specifically deny people who you know to friend request you, having less then 400 friends normally means you aren't well known where I am from.

[bulkdbrah]

Do people really think like this ? O.o

Shall I aquire more friends to make my ******** fit my irl personality ?!

Lol @ people with 500+ random friends.

Brb meeting someone once and they are now my friend.

Our social networking generation is a bit pathetic if you ask me.

Edit: those with more fb friends are shy because they do everything over the web. Then they wonder why they have no friends to hang out with in person.

[Dariuzs]

Unless you specifically deny people who you know to friend request you, having less then 400 friends normally means you aren't well known where I am from.

I dont go through the trouble of adding people unless I really want to but I'm pretty social, nowadays I just troll people on ******** with misc memes though lol

[SCE]

Tell her to go fuk herself.

[Fishgum]

Unless you specifically deny people who you know to friend request you, having less then 400 friends normally means you aren't well known where I am from.

I fear this is true here...... I don't add people and do not wish to go on an adding spree merely to appease people. I agree with majority of misc though that it's a joke.

[zanthelad]

Average is around 350 for a male where I live, average for a female is over 600

[Fishgum]

I deleted her as a friend and sent the message "266 now"

[RCAK]

Average is around 350 for a male where I live, average for a female is over 600

And this, this is the last coffin in the nail of the prosperity and dignity of the human race.

[A1roller]

I deleted her as a friend and sent the message "266 now"

Well played sir. In for response.

[EZ-Bar]

I deleted her as a friend and sent the message "266 now"

best thing you couldve possibly done.

[Thy_Kingdom]

Srs conversation at work:

girl: Can I have your ********?
me: I don't have ********
girl: You don't have any friends?
me: No.


*she texts me 2 days later:
girl: heyy
me: who's this?