How do you buy condoms?(srs)

[J1n]

lol condoms...

[mdmass06]

sometimes i buy the xxxl condoms and then put them over my head and run in and rob the place and steal the extra small condoms...

[John L]

The virginity is strong in this thread

[nelsong6969]

Buy bulk from amazon for cheap

[midniteOG]

for me, ill grab them off the shelf and go to the self checkout.. usually buy them when im buying groceries, although i hear its cheaper to buy them online, such as comdomania.com

or grab them from the health center on campus, latley those ones have been running small tho

[MuscleDood]

if your scared go into a toitlet theres usually a vending machine in there lol

[caustichumor]

Are you using them for secks or smuggling? Because they all taste the same when they are filled with heroin and swallowed.

[mdmass06]

if your scared go into a toitlet theres usually a vending machine in there lol

brb crawling into a toitlet to obtain condoms....wait whats a toitlet?

[Robert714]

[_BFMV_]

online? rep me

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/2470


100 different condoms

$23.00

discrete shipping

[mdmass06]

op you could always rummage through random hotels trash and find used condoms...fill with water rinse and repeat...free condoms!

[Janzza]

holy jesus have not witnessed this much beta-ness yet

[jmt92]

here is how my most recent condom purchasing experience went...

-go in walmart, around 9 pm
-buy a monster, pack of cigs for a friend, and a box of rubbers for festivities after my friend's house
-get in line
-lady cashier is old
-lady cashier rings everything up, and then ask "are you using these for sex young man?"
-"nope, I'm gonna fill them up with helium and let them float away into the night"

I then get a 5 minute lecture on why I should wait until I'm married to do anything but go on a date... I hate overly religious people so much.

OP, buy rubbers, leave store, get laid...the fact that you care what a cashier is gonna say is kind of sad and makes me question how you're even getting laid in the first place by acting like a little bitch...then i see who Justin beiber is dating and realize that some women just like to feel like the man in the relationship.

[tbolover]

Buy them online.

[chrisg4]

Cashiers scan thousands of items daily.. you can't be the only person who buys condoms. I doubt they even care

[aNYth1ng]

with duct tape, a coloring book and handcuffs.

[Partickus]

It's not that hard just go in and buy. If your really I secure about it just go to the self checkout

[thefugate]

I'd rather have that 30 second interaction with the cashier than an 18+ year interaction with a child.

[lildave]

This chick I was banging was supposed to come over for dinner. Was gonna make chicken and a salad. I needed a cucumber for the salad. I also had run out of condoms and she like piitb but would need some lube.

Went in grabbed the cucumber, grabbed the lube and grabbed the rubbers.
Got a really strange look from the cashier.

[Superkid2]

Just buy them, you are getting laid who the fukc cares what the fukcwad at the counter thinks.

lol honestly. OP stop bein an insecure lil bitch. Stop givin a fck about dumb sh*t like that.

[CaliKingBrah]

Buy bulk from amazon for cheap

this

[acdcrox1357]

If you are getting laid, who gives a phuck abt the ******* at the cash register. Just as a side note, I always buy the Trojan Ultra Thins

[Safin]

I'm not big enough for condoms, I tend to use water balloons, cheaper and less embarrassing to buy.

[grizz101]

gas station. 2 nights ago was goin 2 a girl's house and I was kinda tired, so I just straight up asked the dude where the condoms were

also, went to pick my friend up from the health clinic and he came out with a brown bag with literally over 100 condoms in it. That gave me major LOL's

[TheDoug]

Drive to store.
Walk in.
Grab condoms.
Checkout.
Drive home.

Easy

[Sidoduy]

I just steal them from my sister.
srs

[AfroPrince]

just grab a few from the health care

[Steve J0bs]

people who are calling OP a virgin.. at least he is gonna lose the v-card while you sit at your desk and stay foreveralone.png

*******s.

[sups31]

you can do self checkout if you're really that big of a *******.

[NextBestThing]

http://www.amazon.com/

Unless u mean u got caught in a storm and need to buy a last minute raincoat. Then you make the girl buy them.