Dumbest thing you've done drunk?

[gooober]

fuked a whore in the bathroom at a concert rawdog and then hooked up with a nasty black chick in front of all my friends (dead serious)

[Acesopro]

-Go to a party at a big warehouse next to railroad track
-Get drunk enough to convince the party to climb on top of the train
-Start running, jumping from train car to car
-After 3rd jump I missed and fell off the side
-Black out half-way down
-Wake up with busted head on the track
-Hosptial

[AcidReflux]

Bought a Transformer toy for $295.

Didn't you make a thread on that?

[saffaBRAH]

Can definitely relate (unfortunately) to the drunken pass up of sex for food. Only a greasy gyro can satisfy me when im completely ****faced.

Not the greatest, but a funny story:

Involves myself and 3 roommates-a hangover type story

-decide to smoke for first time after already drunk
-got separated soonafter due to complete blackout
-I ended up stopping at a gas station and bought supplies (lighter, beef jerky) for the "trip" home which was a 3 mile walk
-Friend #1 regained self-awareness at 4am walking aimlessly with no shirt or shoes-was picked up by a ****, didnt have money and had to show penor to driver to compensate for ride home
-Friend #2 spent 30+ dollars in a cambodian restaurant, passed out with face in food in restaurant
-Friend #3 attempted to flee police after they saw him pissing in a parking lot. They caught him tackled him, let him up-he tried to run again haha. bailed him out next day

****in lol'd

[ricbig]

i would love to party with some of yall

[ivegotbigballs]

Drank 3 4loco's and climbed a tree fell off and then made out with a stage 5 clinger.

Whoah you made out with a chick, sweet dude. Sounds crazy bro

[crazynewzealander]

Many amusing and dumb stories on the piss-

* Recently (St Paddys night) I got very drunk at a shopping complex/bar venue. The club we were in got out of hand and the police were called, drunkards everywhere. Was dying for a piss so I went into the empty, locked, underground carpark and pissed all over the show. I was literally spinning in circles pissing with my pants around my ankles. Best bit? 5 police cars were less than 10 metres from me, but I was hidden by the carpark wall.

* Paid two Pacific Islanders ten dollars each to fight each other outside a club in town.

* Drunk a goon of tequila sunrise RTD, went into town with a few mates. Girl shut my head in a taxi door. Spent over $200 on drinks and food. Woke up at 5am in a petrol station near my house with no real memory of the night.

* Got into a uni club house party that had a halfpipe by claiming I was gonna ride the shopping trolley I had just nabbed from a supermarket down the pipe. Plan was foiled when the riot patrol arrived.

* Guy Fawkes last year me and a mate brought about $100 worth of fireworks to a house party. Let them off in the garden that was packed with people by lighting the fuse then throwing them. Very lucky nobody was hurt, but strangely enough everyone found it hilarious.

[Zyzzle]

nailed a 6 foot tall blonde broad with huge tits without a dome... got non gonococcal urethritis

[Radio89]

****in lol'd

this. ROFL

[Spidermanbrah]

i tried to kiss my aunt and she slapped me. we were alone. it happened a long time ago and we still have akwards moments when i greet her with a kiss( on her cheek of course)

[pants222]

When I was a senior in highschool I got hammerdick drunk, drank half a bottle of sailor jerrys. Apparently after we were all passed out, I woke up, rolled off the couch onto my friend and vomited everywhere.

My friends took me outside and held me up to piss, but I couldn't get any out. My hair was all caked up from the puke and for some reason I thought that this made me look like a velociraptor. The rest of the night I ran around pretending to be a dinosaur, until two of my bros took me into the shower (a little homo) to clean me off. Then I passed back the **** out.

[rlwashere]

When I was a senior in highschool I got hammerdick drunk, drank half a bottle of sailor jerrys. Apparently after we were all passed out, I woke up, rolled off the couch onto my friend and vomited everywhere.

My friends took me outside and held me up to piss, but I couldn't get any out. My hair was all caked up from the puke and for some reason I thought that this made me look like a velociraptor. The rest of the night I ran around pretending to be a dinosaur, until two of my bros took me into the shower (a little homo) to clean me off. Then I passed back the **** out.

that is definitely not gay or anything of the homosexual nature

[k20eg]

I love Srirachas.

Ok, I'll play. My gf and I went to a japanese steak house one night and I got fuked up bad. The next day I get a call at work from a guy that says "Hey Jamie, I talked to my boss and he said he'd take it." I'm like take what...he said the offer on the Tahoe.

Seems there was a used car lot next door and a saleman hooked me. As I was told later by my gf, I drove it and everything.

I ended up going down there and bought the truck.

[SilastheHNIC]

ate cat poop (srs)

[Perceptional]

-went to a frat party
-drank way too much everclear punch
-told two girls "YOU'RE BOTH CHEAP WHORES AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU" (yelling in the middle of the house)
-tried to make out with a 34 year old chick
-stripped down to my hello kitty briefs which I bought solely for that night.
-filled a shopping cart with saplings that were being planted.
-Ran through a neighborhood pushing the cart and screaming about dinosaurs
-pissed on a school
-puked on my jeans and they froze overnight
-walked home with no pants on in the morning

That's one of the better nights I remember.
Will update with a few more if there is interest.

[stoliolie17]

When I was a senior in highschool I got hammerdick drunk, drank half a bottle of sailor jerrys. Apparently after we were all passed out, I woke up, rolled off the couch onto my friend and vomited everywhere.

My friends took me outside and held me up to piss, but I couldn't get any out. My hair was all caked up from the puke and for some reason I thought that this made me look like a velociraptor. The rest of the night I ran around pretending to be a dinosaur, until two of my bros took me into the shower (a little homo) to clean me off. Then I passed back the **** out.

I remember my first beer at a frat

[Shangius]

Can definitely relate (unfortunately) to the drunken pass up of sex for food. Only a greasy gyro can satisfy me when im completely ****faced.

Not the greatest, but a funny story:

Involves myself and 3 roommates-a hangover type story

-decide to smoke for first time after already drunk
-got separated soonafter due to complete blackout
-I ended up stopping at a gas station and bought supplies (lighter, beef jerky) for the "trip" home which was a 3 mile walk
-Friend #1 regained self-awareness at 4am walking aimlessly with no shirt or shoes-was picked up by a ****, didnt have money and had to show penor to driver to compensate for ride home
-Friend #2 spent 30+ dollars in a cambodian restaurant, passed out with face in food in restaurant
-Friend #3 attempted to flee police after they saw him pissing in a parking lot. They caught him tackled him, let him up-he tried to run again haha. bailed him out next day

I really hope you're telling the truth because FCKING LOL

[CicadaKiller]

Went to the gym late one night. Someone reached out with the tampon and said "hey. use this." I guess they wanted to see my reaction since they knew I didn't like it. I bet they were surprised when I flung it all the way to to other side of the gym. It was one of those friends who doesn't really understand weightlifting and probably wants to use the tampon. I feel bad for going to the gym with a buzz on.

[CicadaKiller]

I know it doesn't seem that outrageous. But I think it's funny that I raged on the tampon like that. Sometimes I would just hide it so other people in the gym couldn't use it. But I threw that thing like it was a stick of dynamite that was covered with aids.

[HalfPastJACK3D]

i forget i was drunk

[RC17]

Got blacked out
borrowed a girls car my freshman year that I was trying to get with
woke up the next morning not realizing i borrowed it
got phone call asking where i parked it
?????????
found it after 30 minutes of searching in a handicapped spot with a ticket

did not end up getting with girl

[Ott0Rocket]

I broke so much **** when I drank during my high school years.... luckily I've grown up since then. (Kinda)


One time I was completely sloshed and thought it would be funny to go take a **** in a public pool.. Needless to say the pool was closed the next day

[terzter]

i tried to kiss my aunt and she slapped me. we were alone. it happened a long time ago and we still have akwards moments when i greet her with a kiss( on her cheek of course)

ur mom or dad's sister?? loL

[terzter]

ate cat poop (srs)

repped

[nexues97]

Passed out on the bathroom floor at a bar (it wasn't dry), and another time passed out on the metro in D.C. woke up 30 mins after it stopped running then was lost in downtown for a good 2 hours before making it back to my bros house

[speakers4u]

Not fighting back whilst getting jumped by 3 people

[AcidReflux]

Not fighting back whilst getting jumped by 3 people

How badly were you ****ed up?

[TypicalChaz]

I really hope you're telling the truth because FCKING LOL

haha srs man. It was the night of our spring football game (its annually a huge ****show)

And the 1 year anniversary is this saturday night lulz

[pimp7308]

smashed a beer bottle on my head and cut open about a 3 in gash. i was pickin the scab a week later and pulled out a shard of glass. the scar still hurts to this day when i even slightly press on it.

[InsaneGuy]

so many stories... and the next morning the first thing I always say is the good old :

"ah man, I'm neeeever drinking like that again!"

I never learn