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[Henchman21]

I don't even have a car man....Feelsbadman.jpg

[ErikG803]

POF has gotten super slow so I think I'm gonna risk it and meet that 18 year old mom on Sunday

If my suspicions are correct and she and some friends murder me, it's been real brahs

[CLIMATIC]

this girls profile just pissed me off



my message... could have hit her super hard...but its not my trolling account.. just wanted to put her on blast for a minute or 2



guess I should have not typed it from my tablet...lol... a few errors...

fan-pucking-tastic brah. she needed to be knocked down a peg.

man it makes me rage how girls have such a sense of entitlement. she wants the best looking alpha male there is and yet the ONLY thing she has to offer is a vagina....oh yeah and a ready made family...unreal.

[CLIMATIC]

[QUOTE=Scorer;692301691]
And why do the females who write that they are "funny" or sarcastic don't have a single funny quip in their entire profile?

QUOTE]

Brah there is no such thing as a funny female. they can be in funny situations, like on a sitcom or in a movie, but they themsleves are never funny. I do stand up out here in L.A. and i've had to sit through tons of shows with women in them waiting for my turn to take the stage. watching a female comedian live is quite literally painful

Edit: Tine Fey is funny. she's also a talented writer

[JamesMUSCLE]

Happened to me before too. POF is getting smart.

And so I messaged POF about why they perma banned me, and here's what i got:

Hello,

Thank you for taking the time to email Plentyoffish.com.

After a recent review of your account and activity on Plentyoffish.com, we have decided to close your account.

We will not disclose specific details regarding your account�s closure.

Most commonly, account closures are a direct result of a violation of our Terms and Conditions regarding misrepresentation of personal information.

We may also close an account due to complaints about your correspondence, profile content, or for any other reason as stated in our Terms and Conditions.

If you would like to review our Terms and Conditions, you may do so by clicking on the following link:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/terms.aspx

The closure of your account is permanent, and any future accounts will be automatically detected and deleted by the system.

Regards,

Shannon
POF Team
Plentyoffish.com

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seriously wtf? So they perma banned me because I had 2 accounts, and probably because I had a shirtless picture up....

Bump on this.

[ira_est_a_donum]

A few? My god my grammar nazi mode was in hyperdrive.

ya 7 inch tablet keyboards and time do not make good trolling tools....LOL

fan-pucking-tastic brah. she needed to be knocked down a peg.

man it makes me rage how girls have such a sense of entitlement. she wants the best looking alpha male there is and yet the ONLY thing she has to offer is a vagina....oh yeah and a ready made family...unreal.

her reply... she trolling as well... saying the guys falling for it hook like and sinker...

[CLIMATIC]

ya 7 inch tablet keyboards and time do not make good trolling tools....LOL



her reply... she trolling as well... saying the guys falling for it hook like and sinker...

I wonder if that's the truth.

for some reason the thought of a girl trolling angers me.

yes hypocritical

[Stealth4000]

Guys.. WTF! Just messaged a girl the Depp line and she not only called me out on it but also linked me the copy/pasta file..

Here's the chick:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Mikaykay20

Who the f*ck is awaring girls?

[br0_r0gan]

ya 7 inch tablet keyboards and time do not make good trolling tools....LOL



her reply... she trolling as well... saying the guys falling for it hook like and sinker...

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start hitting on her and try to seduce her now lol

[GaDoomZ]

we added each other on FB did I done goof?

edit: dam she skyrocketed in weight, still wanna tap though. How do I proceed with this?

[FilledSlim]

Back. Mission successful.

Going to sleep a satisfied, happy man.

I want to post a picture (no nudes didn't get any) but with all the talk about misc detectives, I'm a little scared now. So hopefully my words enough.

[CLIMATIC]

Guys.. WTF! Just messaged a girl the Depp line and she not only called me out on it but also linked me the copy/pasta file..

Here's the chick:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Mikaykay20

Who the f*ck is awaring girls?

she sent you the capy/pasta word doc? or she linked you to this forum?

[JamesMUSCLE]

Damn. I swear all the girls in my area on OKC weigh on average 180lbs. Lol. That or they have kids, or both.

At least POF had a few hotties

[edswood]

damn so jelly. So I did a search just for the hell of it on OKCupid on Miami which is 2 hours away from me. 560 girls on in the last day. Many, many, 8,9, and even higher. Like the Holy Grail I can only imagine on weekends that is probably like 1000 girls in one day

[JamesMUSCLE]

Anyone here ever troll Myspace? I might have to start doing that, since there's guaranteed hot girls.

[ErikG803]

It's amazing how this **** comes in spurts. I was getting so fukking pissed at my lack of success over the last 2 days, suddenly I log in to 8 new messages and acquire a bunch of new digitz. The account closing pasta with a few tweaks has been a huge success, plus only 1 skeptical hippo and not a single callout

And GJDM to the guy who slayed one tonight.

[arian11]

Guys, if you google search the depp line, the first thing that comes up is the bb.com pof-lines document. So yes, if a girl is smart enough to google search what you write, you will get caught. But not many girls are smart enough to do that. And if you use one of the lines where you can edit it some, then she won't be able to catch you.

And yea it seems like things are picking up. My troll account got messages from like 3 new girls. They all basically said "hey" or maybe 1 more word, but still. Time to troll/acquire nudes.

[tential]

Do you have a car? Bang in there. I've had a friend bang a girl while we were in high school in a house that was still being built. Just put some sheets down on the concrete floor and got the job done. I know someone who got head outside a college party in a drainage ditch by the road. I take my dog to the park to walk the trails sometimes and people have found used condoms in those trails. So there are many places you can do it if you want it bad enough.

EDIT:

Ain't nuthin' to it but to do it!

Phucked my ex in HS outside all the time. We never used a bed once in 4 months.

[tential]

Guys, if you google search the depp line, the first thing that comes up is the bb.com pof-lines document. So yes, if a girl is smart enough to google search what you write, you will get caught. But not many girls are smart enough to do that. And if you use one of the lines where you can edit it some, then she won't be able to catch you.

And yea it seems like things are picking up. My troll account got messages from like 3 new girls. They all basically said "hey" or maybe 1 more word, but still. Time to troll/acquire nudes.

This is why I said we need a PHUCKING PRIVATE FORUM for the pastas.

We need a new place to put pastas. From now on don't post anymore your new pastas and I'll find something we can put them on.

[i3uu]

This is why I said we need a PHUCKING PRIVATE FORUM for the pastas.

We need a new place to put pastas. From now on don't post anymore your new pastas and I'll find something we can put them on.

make up your own and use them? lol.

I started using some of the pastas, but after awhile, they never really 'worked out' like I wanted them to or they just didnt sound right in the conversation. So I adapted them to fit and have made a whole line of new pastas. Just gotta get in the mood dewd and go with the flow. It's not hard to make up stories or comments like the pastas.

This being said, my swagger has been jammin lately. I mean, at least 3 new messages a day is nice.

[tential]

This is why I said we need a PHUCKING PRIVATE FORUM for the pastas.

We need a new place to put pastas. From now on don't post anymore your new pastas and I'll find something we can put them on.

Created a group on Google for us. We can send pastas through there just email me for invite. Trying to figure out how to make a page for us so we can compile our pastas on one private page. I know it's possible but it's not showing up for me.

[ipleadthe5th]

Need some help brahs!! I have phucked up my PoF.txt and I need someone to post it up so I can replace.

[ipleadthe5th]

Guys.. WTF! Just messaged a girl the Depp line and she not only called me out on it but also linked me the copy/pasta file..

Here's the chick:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Mikaykay20

Who the f*ck is awaring girls?

LMFAO. So that's one girl that you can't hit up. Big deal. Do you think other girls are looking at her profile and awaring themselves? No 90% of the women are looking at men's profile.

[zartine]

why dont ya'll make make a ******** group and do it there, that way its private and it also gets friends on your fake ******** account. I wouldnt use those accounts to troll FB cause you could get banned but atleast you have an easy way to share them without gettin caught.

[arian11]

Yea, its not that hard to come up with your own pastas. I have one made up for any girl that says she plays basketball or works out. Basically give like their stats and my stats and ask who would win a KY Jelly wrestling match. Or if they have a dog, I make a Hangover wolfpack reference and ask who would win a 2 on 2 tag team wrestling match between them and their dog vs me and my dog. They usually laugh about those.

[GazzyS]

Guys.. WTF! Just messaged a girl the Depp line and she not only called me out on it but also linked me the copy/pasta file..

Here's the chick:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Mikaykay20

Who the f*ck is awaring girls?

i just sent her a message saying why she is ruining fun.

also pointed out that the number of men using those lines will increase due to 99% of males on okc having the personality and wit of a wet blanket, woman logic will say that wont happen but as males..we know it is true.

I call a mass spam on her account so she closes it lolz.

[ipleadthe5th]

i just sent her a message saying why she is ruining fun.

also pointed out that the number of men using those lines will increase due to 99% of males on okc having the personality and wit of a wet blanket, woman logic will say that wont happen but as males..we know it is true.

I call a mass spam on her account so she closes it lolz.

I sent her "ipleadthe5th"

I hope she replies

[scrace]

Guys.. WTF! Just messaged a girl the Depp line and she not only called me out on it but also linked me the copy/pasta file..

Here's the chick:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Mikaykay20

Who the f*ck is awaring girls?

lawlz I'm in baltimore.

[ipleadthe5th]

Me:I am awe-struck. Your personality radiates with an indefatigable cadence. I am enamored by your propensity to completely enrapture ones carnal, metaphysical, and spiritual desires. Your words, along with your beauty, are now the very foundation of my ever receiving heart - the cornerstone, if you will. I would seek to wine and dine you, but I must admit that the act of wining and dining would simply be a medium of which to transfer my hearts desires on to you. In knowing this, if you are still agreeable to my proposition, perhaps a light discourse would be in order. What do you say??

Her: im sorry but you really didnt read my profile at all did you?
all those fancy words are nice if they have meaning behind them..

Me: Do you suggest I didn't write them from the bottomless pit of love known as my heart where I would cherish you for all eternity and have our souls entangled into one singular being where the mere sight of you would completely drive me into a euphoric coma just for the fact that I found you so absolutely irresistible in every way shape and form as you turned my ups to downs and lefts to blues causing me to lose sense of time and reality.

Her: yes thats what i am suggesting. everything u are saying is ****

Me: Please don't make me want to cuss you out. Actually I suggest you go ahead and block me for I say something to ruin your night

Her: lol see all that fancy talk means nothing. its not that i dont appreciate what you are saying. i appreciate your time and effort it just throws me off.
u can block me if you want but im not blocking you.
and by all means say what you want. that is my hearts deepest desire if you will. please ruin my night

Me: No need to validate yourself to me. My neg was to merely save me using my gifted ability against such a woman who's beauty is beyond all measure. Im sure you've received more undeserved opportunities than a Native American applying for scholarship but I don't blame you. The blame should be put on the white knights who have catered to your every want your entire life. Under that rough outer appearance, I bet there is a nice, healthy, aesthetically pleasing, heavenly blessed beauty. But no beauty will ever make up for a woman with a negative spirit.

Her: dude you are a whack job lol good bye

Me: Jesus, is that all you got? Some elementary name calling comeback. Do you have some cookbook with insults written in the margins? I've been nothing but nice to you from the beginning. Seriously. Why the high standards? I was just presenting you with an offer you probably don't get every day. You get to get with handsome young stallion like myself, and all you have to do is open those meat flaps and present that musky disease cave you call a vagina. It probably even smells like ranch dressing. I am cool with that because I like salad. How many other guys can say that?

shemad.jpg

[GazzyS]

Do you have a car? Bang in there. I've had a friend bang a girl while we were in high school in a house that was still being built. Just put some sheets down on the concrete floor and got the job done. I know someone who got head outside a college party in a drainage ditch by the road. I take my dog to the park to walk the trails sometimes and people have found used condoms in those trails. So there are many places you can do it if you want it bad enough.

EDIT:

Ain't nuthin' to it but to do it!

rofl, i nailed some girl in a dissabled toilet (srs)