lol furking Australia has killer snails

[kwyjibo]

[weltweitefurcht]

I hope no one releases populations of these things in other countries lol

that would suck big time...

We do have brown recluses where we live though, and rattle snakes, but I think that is pretty much it.

Oh, there is some poisonous lizard, but I can't remember the name

[LIL_WHEYne]

Worse thing about those spiders is when u go get ur washing from the line and bring it in the house, you dont know if their in there or not, and u cbf checking. Once i put on some shorts that i saw some fluff on, started walking down my stairs and saw a huge orb spider drop out of em in a web. I have a fruit tree right over my line, i was like 14 when i planted it, and spiders love that ****. webs are all over my washing line.

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we have these things in america, they are machines that wash and dry your clothes.


what r u an abo

[RaginCajunBrah]

I would love to go to Australia one day. Somebody put a misc hat on it!

[monkeyfrogO.O]

have you noticed that 90% of that poisonous shit is only on one side of australia? come to perth, it's not as scary

[JamaicaBrah]

wtf australia, ive always wanted to go but the thread and others fcking scare me

I hate big spiders, roaches, bugs, the kunts

[hinchy]

we have these things in america, they are machines that wash and dry your clothes.
what r u an abo

I lol'd. But yeah most people have dryers but no one uses them because in summer clothes dry faster out on the line. Saves power as well.

[NotTheFBI]

have you noticed that 90% of that poisonous shit is only on one side of australia? come to perth, it's not as scary

true.

"You don't need to worry about the box jellyfish near Perth as they don't come this far south (they like the ocean much warmer) but if you're visting the far north of Western Australia then you need to be aware."

http://www.thisperthlife.com/2006/06...l_hazards.html

brb the only thing you need to worry about in Perth are sharks, and they have airplanes to spot them in.

"Perth has a shark spotting plane out every day during the spring, summer and into autumn which buzzes up and down the coast and if they spot anything then the surrounding beaches are closed until they are deemed to be safe."

[Shagrath]

Brb, Sydney funell webs are found in Sydney.
Brb, Taipans, world's most venomous snake are found not jsut in the desert
Brb, alot of our marine life is deadly and found in many places.
This snail is one of them.

Edit: You ****s saying you can't find sh!t over here, are you retarded.
A big thing in the Misc a while ago was how Kangaroos are swole and can kill dogs and seriosly injure people.

I have kangaroos right outside my bedroom window everyday.

Sydney is an exception cos it has a funnel web named after it.

Down here the worst spider to encounter is a huntsman. Redbacks are incredibly rare.

A woman in the US was recently torn to shreds by a pack of wolves whilst camping.

Its questionable whether a pack of dingoes would do the same to a full grown adult.

Brazil has the wandering spider, just as poisonous if not more poisonous than the Sydney funnel web and it resides in city areas

[ZabCuz2g]

i have so many redbacks in my back and front yard.. when i take my dog out at night i take a huge can of mortein...

swear ive killed like 200+ redbacks in the past 6 months.. they doesnt afraid of anything

[kratosbrah]

I'd feel bad for any country that invaded Australia...

Fuking death trap.

brb wild life and insects kill more invading soldiers than Australian Army, lulz

[elephantbatlezo]

I'd feel bad for any country that invaded Australia...

Fuking death trap.

brb wild life and insects kill more invading soldiers than Australian Army, lulz

australian army ???? lol lol lol wut army ???? any country could walk right in there, they religh on our help

[fueledbybeer]

Moving to Surfers Paradise,Gold coast in 2 weeks...what will i get killed by there?

yea man im movin there at end on March, My brother pulled a golden orb spider off his work boots this morning (Gold Coast) hahaha hes been there 2 years now and had no major run-ins

[Shagrath]

australian army ???? lol lol lol wut army ???? any country could walk right in there, they religh on our help

religh? wtf, haha worst typo I've ever seen

Australia has roughly 70 F/A-18 Hornets and 15 Super Hornets. Also soon to buy some f-35 lightnings off the US. Also got 20 AP3C Orions.

Certainly not enough to go toe to toe with the bigger powers, not any country couldn't just walk in.

[ZenBrah]

australian army ???? lol lol lol wut army ???? any country could walk right in there, they religh on our help

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[NotTheFBI]

wtf at tear and sweat drinking flies.

'The female bush flies pester you most. They want protein. They need it to develop their ovaries, to prepare eggs for the next generation of bush flies.

They get protein from your tears, saliva, the mucus in your nose -- and from blood, if you have any fresh cuts.

To be blunt, they are also hoping you might do a poo. Bush flies are programmed to stay around animals, because animal dung is their favourite place to lay eggs.

Sometimes they drink sweat. It hasn't got much protein in it -- not nearly enough. But it's useful if the flies are thirsty, and it has some minerals they can use."

WHAT. THE. FCK. AUSTRALIA!

[iheartcelltech]

Ratio of the word Kunt to every other word ITT

1:1

[burz-]

yea well i got bitten a few weeks ago by a garden spider in bed. it happened as soon as i got in and a sharp pain occurred on my foot. bloody thing was burning after and the bastard was only size of my finger nail.

Got bit by a white-tip a few weeks back, mother****er made a golfball lump on my chest

for the millionth time, most of Australia's population lives in the big cities, where seeing such creatures NEVER occurs.

BRB seen snakes in my backyard
BRB redbacks
BRB funnels
BRB white tips
BRB shark breeding ground near our holiday house

I'd love to move to Aus but the wild life is the only thing that would be a negative. If I saw a huge spider I'd **** myself and scream like a little girl.

It's the little ****ers you have to watch, the big ones are fine they just hurt when they bite most of the time.

[Shagrath]

Got bit by a white-tip a few weeks back, mother****er made a golfball lump on my chest



BRB seen snakes in my backyard
BRB redbacks
BRB funnels
BRB white tips
BRB shark breeding ground near our holiday house

Do you live on the outskirts of Sydney or is it just more ****ed up than Melbourne in general.

Only garden spiders and huntsmans here and no snakes. Area is far too developed for alot of dangerous animals.

[burz-]

Do you live on the outskirts of Sydney or is it just more ****ed up than Melbourne in general.

Only garden spiders and huntsmans here and no snakes. Area is far too developed for alot of dangerous animals.

Western Sydney, base of the mountains... so yes. 40+ degree summers, -5 degree winters.

edit; area is developed though, but we still get alot of **** around here.

[gohima]

dat dere platypus can kill you too


and this kunt will kill you too

[vag.pounder]

[NotTheFBI]

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and this kunt will kill you too

lmfao is that jelly the size of a match head?

furking austalia.

[SirBrofist]

1) those snails are mostly paralyzing. Meaning your muscles will completely seize for a few hours until teh **** goes out of your system. If you get stung by one of these mollusks make sure you get to a hospital in about an hour so they can put you on a respirator and youll live.

2) those spiders are pretty damn scary, however they cant bite unless that are able to "raise up" and come down onto you, like its putting its front legs in the air and then driving its fangs into you. You wont get hurt by them unless youre completely retarded.

[SirBrofist]

dat dere platypus can kill you too


and this kunt will kill you too

neither of those can, although there are jellies a bit bigger in australia that will kill you if you dont get to a hospital quickly


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_syndrome

[gatovolador]

dat dere platypus can kill you too
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that's the worst part. the ****ing platypus. the mother****er needs to poisonous too. why not make the koala poisonous too? everything else is.

[LankedOut]

I got attacked by a big ass pelican in australia 10 years ago, fucker stole my bread role, but then he proceeded to choke on it.

[Shagrath]

The good thing is that Australia has an extremely low fatality rate from spiders and snakes.

Countries like Brazil and India which are less developed and more crowded have WAY more than us.

http://www.outback-australia-travel-...us_snakes.html

But as for the actualy potency of the animals themselves, yeh we got it bad.

[DangerDan]

Can't believe people vacation there. OMGAH

[monkeyfrogO.O]

I got attacked by a big ass pelican in australia 10 years ago, fucker stole my bread role, but then he proceeded to choke on it.

fucking lol'd