Lookitskeith presents, "Advice"

[Lookitskeith]

Some of you may have seen my threads before..

Ask about specific situations and I will do my best to help.

[janky]

LOOK!

It's Keith!

[HayZues Christi]

and your qualifications are????

[pondus_levo]

are you keith?

[Lookitskeith]

and your qualifications are????

How can I say them without coming off as bragging? (srs)

Not trying to be a douche, I just know how to talk to girls, sleep with girls, date girls.

I have helped multiple miscers come out of their shells and better themselves.

If you need to know more about my qualifications ask me specifics.

are you keith?

Checked the thread in your sig, quality post man.

[janky]

I'll bite, just to help get things rollin..

NOW WITH CLIFFS!

- Can't sustain interest in ANY girl for more than a couple months
- Former slut/relationship & sex counselor/serial dater
- Hold views that nearly no one can see eye to eye on due to my experience
- Not jaded, have faith, but have a very different outlook on dating, marriage, etc.
- Want a princess to restore my faith in women/dating in general, but a princess lacks the overtly aggressive sexuality I require to even maintain erection
- Want a bffl with a sex drive that can match/rival mine
- The above 2 do not coincide with each other, so I must choose
- Still can't find a girl to keep my interest (emotionally or sexually) for more than months.
- love is a drug, the high wears off fast.

wat do keith? wat do?

[pondus_levo]

Checked the thread in your sig, quality post man.

thnx

I'll bite, just to help get things rollin..

NOW WITH CLIFFS!

- Can't sustain interest in ANY girl for more than a couple months
- Former slut/relationship & sex counselor/serial dater
- Hold views that nearly no one can see eye to eye on due to my experience
- Not jaded, have faith, but have a very different outlook on dating, marriage, etc.
- Want a princess to restore my faith in women/dating in general, but a princess lacks the overtly aggressive sexuality I require to even maintain erection
- Want a bffl with a sex drive that can match/rival mine
- The above 2 do not coincide with each other, so I must choose
- Still can't find a girl to keep my interest (emotionally or sexually) for more than months.
- love is a drug, the high wears off fast.

wat do keith? wat do?

get that there professional help(srs)

[janky]

thnx



get that there professional help(srs)

My solution was to see if I can find a fb best friend and have an open relationship. disregard traditional love, acquire happiness
That, or find a way to entirely numb my sex drive down, and marry a princess. disregard freaky sex, acquire fairytale love


Figured I'd just wait and see which pans out first


EDIT:
Keith! WTF BRO I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE IN REGARDS TO MY RELATIONSHIP DILEMMAS!

[HayZues Christi]

thnx



get that there professional help(srs)

what the **** bro?

what is your obsession with counseling? u suggest that to everybody.

[janky]

what the **** bro?

what is your obsession with counseling? u suggest that to everybody.

Counseling is far too expensive.

...and they'll just tell me to quit watching porn and date better women. I could get that kinda placating answer from any 18 year old misc'er for free lol

[kineticforce]

******* is one hell of a drug

[Lookitskeith]

I'll bite, just to help get things rollin..

NOW WITH CLIFFS!

- Can't sustain interest in ANY girl for more than a couple months
- Former slut/relationship & sex counselor/serial dater
- Hold views that nearly no one can see eye to eye on due to my experience
- Not jaded, have faith, but have a very different outlook on dating, marriage, etc.
- Want a princess to restore my faith in women/dating in general, but a princess lacks the overtly aggressive sexuality I require to even maintain erection
- Want a bffl with a sex drive that can match/rival mine
- The above 2 do not coincide with each other, so I must choose
- Still can't find a girl to keep my interest (emotionally or sexually) for more than months.
- love is a drug, the high wears off fast.

wat do keith? wat do?

Well what kind of views are we talking? And are you very adamant about imposing them onto the person your are with?
What caused your faith to go in the first place?
What attracts you to a girl in the first place? What specifics are you looking for?
Are there certain things that keep happening as you start to lose interest?

[pondus_levo]

what the **** bro?

what is your obsession with counseling? u suggest that to everybody.

It helps to talk to someone that has no bias or motive other than to help you figure **** out and actually has the knowledge to do so.

The only reason a person would refuse counseling is because they are in denial that they have issues(everyone has issues) or they are afraid to find out the truth about themselves. Oh, and I guess if they don't have the money would be another reason, which would be unfortunate if they actually did want the help, but couldn't.

Counseling is far too expensive.

...and they'll just tell me to quit watching porn and date better women. I could get that kinda placating answer from any 18 year old misc'er for free lol

That's the other problem, finding the right counselor that actually understands your problem and how to help you through it. 50% of counselors are probably useless. Especially if you are super closed off and they can't get in. You really do need to WANT the help.

[lrm546]

give me funny lines to say to bitches when i go out tonight.... will report back with details

[Lookitskeith]

give me funny lines to say to bitches when i go out tonight.... will report back with details

Yeah i'm definitely not that kind of guy

[janky]

Well what kind of views are we talking? And are you very adamant about imposing them onto the person your are with?

Imposing? No. I refuse to change anyone. Either they're what I want or they're not.
What kind of views - well, love is scientifically proven to be a neurochemical release. It's a high, not some magical disney bullsht.
Most people shoot for the moon, become jaded, and settle for whatever they can get to avoid being alone. Common relationships are the trademark of biological necessity for companionship coupled with fierce desperation. The fairytale is something reserved for some, I dunno, 10% of people? Most people aren't truly happy - they just pretend it so they can raise a fam because that's what society wants us to do.

Not to mention how monogamy is an antiquated notion being quickly disregarded by our "gimme gimme gimme" generation of ADHD quick fixes and temporary replacements.

Finding a good, loyal, uncorrupted person with heart nowadays is like swimming in a sea of mud with kettlebells tied to your ankles.

What caused your faith to go in the first place?

Above. Helping everyone with relationships and watching everyone around me. Real life.
Watching everyone settle.
The bulk of my experiences being with selfish, hypocritical, douchebags who expect to be treated with perfection, while allowed to treat their partner like utter sht.

Girls talking about how their bf cheated, or hit them, or is in jail for selling drugs, but they love him soooooo much and can't leave him
Guys talking about how their gf is doing all types of shady sht with random guys shes just suddenly become "friends" with, and them forgiving her and allowing it to happen again.

Why? Are we really that pathetically desperate for companionship?
And if so, wouldn't it make more sense to just have open relationships since apparently no one can abide by monogamous rulings? If everything is upfront and honest, then you can't really be cheated on or betrayed now can you? But "Swinging" is socially undesireable so fat chance of that logic ever gaining popular consensus.

Oh, also, I don't party and every time I meet a girls friends I usually can't stand them. I also got sick of playing the bad boy role to keep a girl around and would like to have another one that appreciates me as I am.

What attracts you to a girl in the first place? What specifics are you looking for?

Everything attracts me. Personality, looks, body, style, intelligence, humor, talent...
My list is simply:
- Attractive
- Dresses like a lady
- Loyal
- Hilarious
- ACTS like she's actually HAPPY being with me

I can break things down further into details if necessary but that's the cliffs.

Are there certain things that keep happening as you start to lose interest?

Nope. Hanging out, sex, the usual early stages of relationship type stuff.
it's like someone just flips a switch one day and I no longer care, after that I'm just faking it to keep their company and have easy access to vagina.
I can't pin-point it - really wish I could.

That's the other problem, finding the right counselor that actually understands your problem and how to help you through it. 50% of counselors are probably useless. Especially if you are super closed off and they can't get in. You really do need to WANT the help.

I'm not closed off lol, I spill my guts to people on an internet forum hahaha

[pondus_levo]

I'm not closed off lol, I spill my guts to people on an internet forum hahaha

I didn't mean you, just in general. Sorry.

[Lookitskeith]

give me funny lines to say to bitches when i go out tonight.... will report back with details

thanks for the neg..

Edit: Janky I'm headed out for the day, will get be back later!

[RandomMisc]

Strong "advice"

[Lookitskeith]

Strong "advice"

Anyone can spew recycled garbage at people and call it advice. At least I'm trying to find out more so I don't give him the same trite, tired out answer others say.

[lrm546]

thanks for the neg..

Edit: Janky I'm headed out for the day, will get be back later!

meh...my reps are only 700 so the neg doesn't really matter. i wasn't looking for a magic line, just maybe a funny one or something to laugh at. nomsayin


(yes i was already negged back so i'm not begging for him not to) no hard feelings tho

[kineticforce]

Strong "advice"

orly

wheres your thread?

[Lookitskeith]

meh...my reps are only 700 so the neg doesn't really matter. i wasn't looking for a magic line, just maybe a funny one or something to laugh at. nomsayin


(yes i was already negged back so i'm not begging for him not to) no hard feelings tho

NEGS FOR LIFE

My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

You’re going to have to buy me a drink?
Her: What for?
I dropped mine when I saw you.

There are 3.

[lrm546]

NEGS FOR LIFE

My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

You’re going to have to buy me a drink?
Her: What for?
I dropped mine when I saw you.

There are 3.

lolz i don't care about the negs.. bring em on bitch... the first 2 are funny. i've actually used the last one before.

continue on with your thread now

[jamestown0101]

NEGS FOR LIFE

My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

You’re going to have to buy me a drink?
Her: What for?
I dropped mine when I saw you.

There are 3.

lol Good stuff mate. Reps.

Brah, I prob brought it up but, are you not nervous about posting pics? I rep anyone that does be it random hook ups or guys posting themselves cause, it takes balls and removes anonymity from the table.

I am content with posting random sluts or women on vaca hook ups but, girls in regular rotation are begging for trouble. Also, I know fellas who have been bit before (not bb.com). Not cool.

Q: I am far from a white knight. Not sure what SRS is so, if you explain that, that would be great... MY question is: Do you have commitment issues like myself and if you do, what do you do to deal with these? I personally prefer hooking up and no strings attached but, every now and then, a girl comes around that, I would give a chance but, I seem to bail prematurely. Even worse, I grew up on Schwarzenegger, heroes, and doing some competitive sports (football, I can run lol, boxing amateurs, martial arts comeptitively, Hockey, etc). Fighting is inevitable. I am one to fight when it comes but, it seems, relationships hit the fight or flight mechanism and I seem to bail pretty quick. Your thoughts and advise.

Long term, I wouldn't mind settling down one day if in the right situation, girl, and so on but, in the late future lol.

[Dollabill7]

- hard to get girl, coming off a long relationship
- comes to me for advice consolement etc.
- her ex is a masssive abusive cock, dislikes me because she likes me (not reason they broke)


Whats the best card to play here? White or Black knight?

[janky]

- hard to get girl, coming off a long relationship
- comes to me for advice consolement etc.
- her ex is a masssive abusive cock, dislikes me because she likes me (not reason they broke)


Whats the best card to play here? White or Black knight?

Best card is to talk to other girls instead of putting all your eggs in one basket and crying when the outcome doesn't favor you.

If she's coming out of a long relationship and you're the advice/consoling guy, you're not getting laid. Not unless you've been flirt with her prior and had success.. turning it on overnight isn't going to get you anywhere unless there's a lot of booze and partying involved, but even then its more likely she'll bang an exciting new dude instead of the comfortable friend.


sorry. not my thread.

[Dollabill7]

Best card is to talk to other girls instead of putting all your eggs in one basket and crying when the outcome doesn't favor you.

If she's coming out of a long relationship and you're the advice/consoling guy, you're not getting laid. Not unless you've been flirt with her prior and had success.. turning it on overnight isn't going to get you anywhere unless there's a lot of booze and partying involved, but even then its more likely she'll bang an exciting new dude instead of the comfortable friend.


sorry. not my thread.

much appreciated! Been somewhat the nice guy, but there is looots of flirting so it doesn't have all the red flags it usually does...

and, I am new to the picture. So ideally trying to be "that exciting new dude" who's been helping etc.

thanks again

[jamestown0101]

Best card is to talk to other girls instead of putting all your eggs in one basket and crying when the outcome doesn't favor you.

If she's coming out of a long relationship and you're the advice/consoling guy, you're not getting laid. Not unless you've been flirt with her prior and had success.. turning it on overnight isn't going to get you anywhere unless there's a lot of booze and partying involved, but even then its more likely she'll bang an exciting new dude instead of the comfortable friend.


sorry. not my thread.

+1

reps!

Multiple girls is always key till your in a relationship. I guarantee, that one girl will have multiple guys on the go, more then the amount of girl you have, and its just how it goes. Guys want to get it in and girls want it to so, go for it.

[Fit-Mom]

Some of you may have seen my threads before..

Ask about specific situations and I will do my best to help.

I do have some questions. But first you need to answer what experiences do you have and what makes you so qualified to give me advice?