***United States Air Force thread pt. 3 Droppin bombs on your a$$***SRS

[ravensfan117]

I think you can only hang posters up with the tacky stuff, though you could probably get away with tacs, be prepared to fix any damage to the walls. Each base is slightly different (I think). Don't be that guy in the dorms with the sound system. The walls are far from sound proof. Besides, the rooms are literally like 10x15 (if that even), you don't need surround sound.

Haha, alright thanks

[ravensfan117]

ask a guy who just got assigned to Minot anything.

Ouch... I visited my aunt on that base around 10 years ago. I was 9 and I hated that place. What's your afsc?

[BrbBowflexing]

Ouch... I visited my aunt on that base around 10 years ago. I was 9 and I hated that place. What's your afsc?

ammo.

I like to hunt and fish and I do like the seasons so hopefully it won't be too bad.

[Saucen]

I'm seperating... my leave starts tomorrow. I shipped all my uniforms except one pair of ABUs because i was told, by MPF (last stop, where you final out) that i needed to be in ABUs when i final out (Wednesday) even though i'm already on leave then.

So, i'm finishing up all my outprocessing without any real problems (except for the usual horrible personnel people who are worthless) until it's time for me to out process with my first shirt. He's not there so the assistant first sergeant will do. Conversation is as follows:

Me: MSgt Female, i'm here to outprocess.
Her: SrA Saucen, why are you not in blues?
Me: My TMO came on friday. I don't have a lot of bag space and won't get my other stuff until August sometime so i only held onto the uniform i needed to final out in.
Her: Well, what about next Monday and all the Mondays until you get your stuff? (At this point she already seems annoyed)
Me: MSgt Female, I'm seperating. My leave starts tomorrow. I held onto one uniform for my final out even though my leave starts tomorrow.
Her: Well, i'm going to ask the Chief (first shirt is an e-9), you might be buying more blues so you can be in the correct uniform today.
Me: That's not gonna happen...

She then starts yelling for around 5 minutes about me backtalking and all this other jazz while i explain to her that i'm not going to waste bag space on an entire blues uniform that i'm only going to wear once then not wear ever again. She finally understands my point but continues to yell about my backtalking. She then (and i guess this was my punishment) tells me to leave and says she won't outprocess me until tomorrow (which isn't a big deal).

Inb4coolstory bro.

Cliffs: I didn't wear blues today because i shipped them already.
MSgt thinks i should buy blues to wear once (today) even though i start terminal leave tomorrow.
I say no.
She rages.
Not a single fuk was givin.

[SDFlip]

Cliffs: I didn't wear blues today because i shipped them already.
MSgt thinks i should buy blues to wear once (today) even though i start terminal leave tomorrow.
I say no.
She rages.
Not a single fuk was givin.

lol

whats your job anyways?

[Saucen]

lol

whats your job anyways?

Linguist.

Inb4notrealAF... Even though i agree with it.

[DavidJr74]

Yea screw her brah. You served your term....don't understand why she being such a bitch.

[SDFlip]

Linguist.

Inb4notrealAF... Even though i agree with it.

not real AF

you f*ckers have no clue how to wear your uniform or cut your hair

brb wearing abu fleece with blues

brb wearing apec with blues all day inside office

[Jim Jitsu]

I'm seperating... my leave starts tomorrow. I shipped all my uniforms except one pair of ABUs because i was told, by MPF (last stop, where you final out) that i needed to be in ABUs when i final out (Wednesday) even though i'm already on leave then.

So, i'm finishing up all my outprocessing without any real problems (except for the usual horrible personnel people who are worthless) until it's time for me to out process with my first shirt. He's not there so the assistant first sergeant will do. Conversation is as follows:

Me: MSgt Female, i'm here to outprocess.
Her: SrA Saucen, why are you not in blues?
Me: My TMO came on friday. I don't have a lot of bag space and won't get my other stuff until August sometime so i only held onto the uniform i needed to final out in.
Her: Well, what about next Monday and all the Mondays until you get your stuff? (At this point she already seems annoyed)
Me: MSgt Female, I'm seperating. My leave starts tomorrow. I held onto one uniform for my final out even though my leave starts tomorrow.
Her: Well, i'm going to ask the Chief (first shirt is an e-9), you might be buying more blues so you can be in the correct uniform today.
Me: That's not gonna happen...

She then starts yelling for around 5 minutes about me backtalking and all this other jazz while i explain to her that i'm not going to waste bag space on an entire blues uniform that i'm only going to wear once then not wear ever again. She finally understands my point but continues to yell about my backtalking. She then (and i guess this was my punishment) tells me to leave and says she won't outprocess me until tomorrow (which isn't a big deal).

Inb4coolstory bro.

Cliffs: I didn't wear blues today because i shipped them already.
MSgt thinks i should buy blues to wear once (today) even though i start terminal leave tomorrow.
I say no.
She rages.
Not a single fuk was givin.

While I don't see why you would keep your ABU instead of Blues if you're going on terminal tomorrow, I wouldn't make you buy blues just for Monday. Why on Earth would that make sense? It would probably take up a good portion of the day just to find all of the stuff. However, bad on you for not being in the correct UOD...

[Saucen]

not real AF

you f*ckers have no clue how to wear your uniform or cut your hair

brb wearing abu fleece with blues

brb wearing apec with blues all day inside office

Okay... it's not THAT bad. Lol.
I've seen some bad hair but not uniforms that bad. Maybe it's different in cold weather areas. Here, where it's 84 degrees all year round you dont see anything that unusual.

[Saucen]

While I don't see why you would keep your ABU instead of Blues if you're going on terminal tomorrow, I wouldn't make you buy blues just for Monday. Why on Earth would that make sense? It would probably take up a good portion of the day just to find all of the stuff. However, bad on you for not being in the correct UOD...

Yeah, i see your point. When i scheduled my final out with MPF i told them my terminal started tomorrow and they said that i still needed to be in ABUs... probably couldve worn blues but didnt really think anyone would be mad on my last monday in uniform.

[VW_R32]

not real AF

you f*ckers have no clue how to wear your uniform or cut your hair

brb wearing abu fleece with blues

brb wearing apec with blues all day inside office

Fuark I work with a bunch of 1C5s (operators) and they always work with officers, it kind of makes me cringe when a SrA addresses a LtCol as "dude" or "yeah man".... And saluting? lol not happening

[SDFlip]

Yeah, i see your point. When i scheduled my final out with MPF i told them my terminal started tomorrow and they said that i still needed to be in ABUs... probably couldve worn blues but didnt really think anyone would be mad on my last monday in uniform.

tell her to write you an LOC, lol

[SDFlip]

Fuark I work with a bunch of 1C5s (operators) and they always work with officers, it kind of makes me cringe when a SrA addresses a LtCol as "dude" or "yeah man".... And saluting? lol not happening

same thing goes on in my sqds (i work in one but support another)

we have SNCOs that don't put up with that and will call out the people that do crap like that

yeah, we're all people, but in the workplace, you gotta be professional

[adambomb]

anybody work on Maxwell, AFB in Central Alabama?

[Jim Jitsu]

Yeah, i see your point. When i scheduled my final out with MPF i told them my terminal started tomorrow and they said that i still needed to be in ABUs... probably couldve worn blues but didnt really think anyone would be mad on my last monday in uniform.

True. But I don't understand why they'd get that mad. Seems like a waste of energy. I've also never been one to punish Airmen by way of a monetary system. That's just not fair. It's the wrong uniform, get an LOC, start terminal leave, profit?

[VW_R32]

same thing goes on in my sqds (i work in one but support another)

we have SNCOs that don't put up with that and will call out the people that do crap like that

yeah, we're all people, but in the workplace, you gotta be professional

I'm just a SSgt, so imagine if I were to talk to one of those E-4s and say "Amn XYZ, you know that it is not very professional to address officer XYZ in that manner right?"

Once the uniform is off, whatever, but while at work, I don't let that shiit fly, especially in my work center, I make the effort to address my friends that outrank me as "Sgt XYZ", and all of my subordinates as "Amn XYZ", hell even same rank co-workers as "Sgt XYZ", we are after all in the military, and wearing a uniform ffs lol.

[SDFlip]

I'm just a SSgt, so imagine if I were to talk to one of those E-4s and say "Amn XYZ, you know that it is not very professional to address officer XYZ in that manner right?"

Once the uniform is off, whatever, but while at work, I don't let that shiit fly, especially in my work center, I make the effort to address my friends that outrank me as "Sgt XYZ", and all of my subordinates as "Amn XYZ", hell even same rank co-workers as "Sgt XYZ", we are after all in the military, and wearing a uniform ffs lol.

i'm just a SSgt... dude. sometimes when you're right, you're right.

i address everyone at work by their rank just to set the example for the airmen.

[VW_R32]

i'm just a SSgt... dude. sometimes when you're right, you're right.
.

I didn;t mean it in that way lol, I'm saying if that E-4 is addressing a O-5 in that way imagine what he thinks of my stripes?

[Jim Jitsu]

anybody work on Maxwell, AFB in Central Alabama?

Currently here for ASBC. Sup?

[SDFlip]

I didn;t mean it in that way lol, I'm saying if that E-4 is addressing a O-5 in that way imagine what he thinks of my stripes?

maybe they think they're not doing anything wrong

since the O isn't correcting it, you know?

[Vaen]

maybe they think they're not doing anything wrong

since the O isn't correcting it, you know?

I agree with this. Some officers expect NCOs or someone lower than them to correct the mistake.

It's like when I was deployed recently the only officers we saluted on base were GOs. When someone missed a salute with a general it wasn't that person that yelled at you it was usually a Capt or lower.

I'm not saying it's above an O-5 to correct an Airman, I'm saying that they shouldn't have to.

[Russia25]

So I dealt with my first technicality nazi today. A girl I graduated high school with is a 2nd Lt. in the AF now...me being all excited about getting into DEP I posted that on her wall and saying how I ship out for BMT sometime in the fall.

Her response:

"DEP? Not really sure what that means. Are you enlisting? Oh and btw... The AF doesn't "ship out" lol. It's ok... You'll be an AF pro soon congrats!"

Cool story bro

[Vaen]

Sounds like a bitch. Put her in her place.

Inb4 awkard meet up after you enlist.

Also, "ship out" or "ship date" is what I use, tell her to STFU.

[Metal Jerk]

ask a guy who just got assigned to Minot anything.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

good night sweet prince

So I dealt with my first technicality nazi today. A girl I graduated high school with is a 2nd Lt. in the AF now...me being all excited about getting into DEP I posted that on her wall and saying how I ship out for BMT sometime in the fall.

Her response:

"DEP? Not really sure what that means. Are you enlisting? Oh and btw... The AF doesn't "ship out" lol. It's ok... You'll be an AF pro soon congrats!"

Cool story bro

Lmao, doesn't even know what DEP means and is like "oh you will be a af pro soon"


id lol at her cute little butter bars then take her out on a date

[Radzz]

4 months of non-stop bombing over Belgrade

not a single american soldier steps foot on ground

p**sy *******s

[Saucen]

4 months of non-stop bombing over Belgrade

not a single american soldier steps foot on ground

p**sy *******s

Oh lawd, here we go.

[doitbig191]

was going to join AF awhile back
realized you cant box or lift

fuk that.

[Vaen]

lol wut?

You can get paid to be a boxer, and we have some of the best gym facilities in the world.

Edit: http://www.usafsports.com/sports/Boxing.htm

[nick912]

was going to join AF awhile back
realized you cant box or lift

fuk that.

Can't lift?? Wha?