How to get noticed by Women (srs)

[Beautiful-Woman]

A lot of you'z decent looking looking fellas are bitching about this all the time on this forum. I know why.

My back story: I'm skinny as fuk as you can see from my stats and posted an emaciated ethiopian looking pic of myself a week ago. Aside from being scary skinny and even having some mild acne scars I've never gone a day in public without looks from females (not stares lol). Could be they're like "oh that guy looks exotic/gay?" or for whatever tickles their curiosity. Its all about how I dress. They're not gonna turn their head if you look like 98% of the guys walking around, that's why those fukers with the dyed hair and pink scarves win the bishes. I'm not saying do that sh!t, but throw some pizazz into your look.

Cool story: during the middle my freshman year in college I ran into one of my orientation leaders at a party and he remembered my full name. And I asked how he knew among thousands of freshman, I didn't even know his name - and he said, "you were the kid who wore the dress shirt and tie when all the other freshmen were in hollister shorts and sh!t."

I walk around my campus and the only time I notice the other males around me is when they're Black or one of the Asian exchange students, other than that 99% of the guys literally wear the same sh!t; jeans, windbreaker, cap, its astonishing. Do something different, wear funny shirts, strange colors, even sunday suits, and if you have tattoos show them off. Be noticed, at least a little, and if you have balls do it big. Some will hate on you, but girls will notice and comment.

I remember in the fall I would wear my sweet azz high-top dress shoes and EVERYONE told me they rocked, girls ALWAYS asked about them. College is the biggest conformist place I've ever seen, especially considering over 90% of the kids are suburban and bland. City kids like myself become trend setters here. Some of you will bitch some more on this topic and diss my words but you know its true.

Just thought I'd share.

[Who?]

cool

[dizzay20]

cliffs *******...

[MDizzle11]

didnt read lol

attempt to rape them, and as your about to insert be like "LOL JUST KIDDING ITS JOHN FROM MATH CLASS! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE"


then all the girls on campus will notice you, they'll give you these looks similar to looks of disgust, but actually they just want to jump your there and **** you

glad i could help

[nickftw]

Didn't read lol!

Haha fuk you im uo in this thread and i didnt read any if that siht lololololol

[dabbmw2002]

riveting tale

[Blowmahheadoff]

So, you're saying... Dress like a ruhtard and you'll get chicks?

[Beautiful-Woman]

Cliffs:

-Dress different, look different, at any cost; as a White male in a predominately White setting you will not be a head turner if you and your counterparts ALL look the same

That's it. 90% of you don't get it and you will go out with 10 of your buddies to shop at the same place to buy the same fuking shirt, I see it all the time. Try to look different, if it means wearing pajamas out while shopping one day, so be it. I wear pajamas to class ALL the time, dunno why though but bishes be looking.

[FLAY]

So you only notice black guys around campus?

Edit: I agree with your premise that white people dress kind of sloppy.

[2XL]

A lot of you'z decent looking looking fellas are bitching about this all the time on this forum. I know why.

My back story: I'm skinny as fuk as you can see from my stats and posted an emaciated ethiopian looking pic of myself a week ago. Aside from being scary skinny and even having some mild acne scars I've never gone a day in public without looks from females (not stares lol). Could be they're like "oh that guy looks exotic/gay?" or for whatever tickles their curiosity. Its all about how I dress. They're not gonna turn their head if you look like 98% of the guys walking around, that's why those fukers with the dyed hair and pink scarves win the bishes. I'm not saying do that sh!t, but throw some pizazz into your look.

Cool story: during the middle my freshman year in college I ran into one of my orientation leaders at a party and he remembered my full name. And I asked how he knew among thousands of freshman, I didn't even know his name - and he said, "you were the kid who wore the dress shirt and tie when all the other freshmen were in hollister shorts and sh!t."

I walk around my campus and the only time I notice the other males around me is when they're Black or one of the Asian exchange students, other than that 99% of the guys literally wear the same sh!t; jeans, windbreaker, cap, its astonishing. Do something different, wear funny shirts, strange colors, even sunday suits, and if you have tattoos show them off. Be noticed, at least a little, and if you have balls do it big. Some will hate on you, but girls will notice and comment.

I remember in the fall I would wear my sweet azz high-top dress shoes and EVERYONE told me they rocked, girls ALWAYS asked about them. College is the biggest conformist place I've ever seen, especially considering over 90% of the kids are suburban and bland. City kids like myself become trend setters here. Some of you will bitch some more on this topic and diss my words but you know its true.

Just thought I'd share.

ok.

[gunshow101]

when want to atteact a mate for breeding purposes I just do my usual courtship rituals... Smearing diarrhea on my face..

[PetethePianist]

i did this all through college... wore jeans and a hoodie every day, worked like a charm.

[Beautiful-Woman]

So you only notice black guys around campus?

Yeah. I mean I'm Black myself but c'mon who doesn't notice the dozen or so Black guys on the whole campus? Especially considering most students come from rural and suburban areas.

[dizzay20]

5'9 131 r u sure they can even notice u....?

[Deez Nutz]

You stupid ugly pos. i was think of googleing something cool but clicked this **** and now forgot what i was gonna google.

[nitr0x2]

ill stick to my north face and ipod

[WileyKat]

Yeah. I mean I'm Black myself but c'mon who doesn't notice the dozen or so Black guys on the whole campus? Especially considering most students come from rural and suburban areas.

lol true dat we stick out like sore thumbs.

feels good man.

[the_attraction]

i wear jeans with a hoodie and a t shirt and it works

brb peacocking
-not realizing ppl are staring at me think wtf
-black nail polish
-cowboy hat
-harry potter job
-star wars cloak
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[iginca]

OP.... you fail

guys just need to grow a pair and actually be able to talk to girls and not act like little bitches

[jubjubthecow]

Screaming "BOMB" in an abortion clinic get's you a good amount of attention from the ladies too.

[Neto472_old]

uh you don't want to be noticed because you're weird as fuk, son

[Beautiful-Woman]

Some of you misunderstood me. I said look a bit weird or bohemian for those who are shy, its a good shell breaker. For others who are perfectly socially suited and young college guys, try this:

-Dress REALLY fuking good ALL the time. None of that sweatpants/school shirt "I'm a healthy college boy with school spirit" bullsh!t. Wear cardigans and sh!t like that! Dress like a casual intern or something. I fuking love rocking casual business attire and raining class on these bishes. Dunno why but girls ALWAYS notice shoes, rock the sickest and shiniest business casual shoes you can get.

[BoyBawang]

love..ibigay mo saakin..

[CosmoKramer1]

Makes sense. Appear more different but not crazy and get girls.

[Escapistizm]

chicks be mirin' my running shorts/sweatshirt combo

[C0bra]

OP has some good points......but you gotta remember there is a thin line between dressing to stand out and dressing downright rediculous.

[Beautiful-Woman]

OP.... you fail

guys just need to grow a pair and actually be able to talk to girls and not act like little bitches

This works too but if you're just out and about with no aim and want some quick interactions with little effort just look the part is all. Some guys dress bland as fuk and expect attention, they never get noticed.

Try the Black Guy experiment: if you're a White guy and get noticed by a Black guy, you're gonna get noticed by the bishes. Simple as that.

[blurrr]

A lot of you'z decent looking looking fellas are bitching about this all the time on this forum. I know why.

My back story: I'm skinny as fuk as you can see from my stats and posted an emaciated ethiopian looking pic of myself a week ago. Aside from being scary skinny and even having some mild acne scars I've never gone a day in public without looks from females (not stares lol). Could be they're like "oh that guy looks exotic/gay?" or for whatever tickles their curiosity. Its all about how I dress. They're not gonna turn their head if you look like 98% of the guys walking around, that's why those fukers with the dyed hair and pink scarves win the bishes. I'm not saying do that sh!t, but throw some pizazz into your look.

Cool story: during the middle my freshman year in college I ran into one of my orientation leaders at a party and he remembered my full name. And I asked how he knew among thousands of freshman, I didn't even know his name - and he said, "you were the kid who wore the dress shirt and tie when all the other freshmen were in hollister shorts and sh!t."

I walk around my campus and the only time I notice the other males around me is when they're Black or one of the Asian exchange students, other than that 99% of the guys literally wear the same sh!t; jeans, windbreaker, cap, its astonishing. Do something different, wear funny shirts, strange colors, even sunday suits, and if you have tattoos show them off. Be noticed, at least a little, and if you have balls do it big. Some will hate on you, but girls will notice and comment.

I remember in the fall I would wear my sweet azz high-top dress shoes and EVERYONE told me they rocked, girls ALWAYS asked about them. College is the biggest conformist place I've ever seen, especially considering over 90% of the kids are suburban and bland. City kids like myself become trend setters here. Some of you will bitch some more on this topic and diss my words but you know its true.

Just thought I'd share.

ok.

[CajunPballer]

Makes sense I guess. Sure these girls LOOK at you, but how many have you actually slept with??

[Kokanee]

or you could stand out with your personality/aura (body language, etc.) instead of dressing like a queer.