creatine is very bad for u lmao

[benzz]

On a cold friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I have been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungy, didnt have any lunch. In fact, I didnt eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was suprised they didnt ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the reciept and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the Creatine monster from the bag. I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating alot? I remove the label on the tub and tear it into a thousand small peices. I flush that down the toilet too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom askes me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "mom, its just for a school project". "what project?" "I dont know mom I just started it!!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping up 5 scoops into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into???? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The Creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this. I open the Creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I dont want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. NO I DONT. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "NO MOM I DO NOT WANT A COOKIE" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

[zackmorris]

lol what the ****

[michaelarmenta]

heeheee

[Rodzilla01]

[the700level]

to anyone who comes into this and says "that's too long to read", please do it. it's worth it.

[chriswall]

Posting in an epic post.

[Vegetable Lasagna]

lol

[the700level]

this dude is not a troll either, 1400 posts. wow.

[Supplement-Slut]

Lawl that's awesome

[Juice_Springsteen]

Was this you OP?

[jmcd088]

That post was amazing, rep this man.

[aspiringbber16]

omg! best story ive ever read. i lol'd so hard! where did you get this. hahahhahah. everyone read it please

[Free Weight Friedel]

[Scagnetti]

Was this you OP?

and I see you..

[zackmorris]

^^^ leave jessie out of this....she's better now.

[vsev12]

ummm wut

[Scagnetti]

^^^ leave jessie out of this....she's better now.

LOL, still sporting the bricksized mobile phone?

[Insane247]

omg lolol

[Kaox]

lol, repped.

[zackmorris]

LOL, still sporting the bricksized mobile phone?

Haha mos def

[hahaiamSam]

lmao dude

[zOneFive]

Son I am impress

[zb1506]

hahaha wtf

[-BigT-]

first page

[thundaclap]

lulz

[-BigT-]

just realized OP stole his story from here

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?p=438976111

[BallzyMcgee]

[the700level]

just realized OP stole his story from here

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?p=438976111

negs to the OP for that robbery

[zackmorris]

negs to the OP for that robbery

Reps on charge for you for the sweet supp stack

[Jrahe42]

would read again!