So, how fit or unfit are your neighbors?

**Karl_Hungus** · 10-03-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by dbx

The neighbors tremble when I go to get the newspaper. Their jazws all drop when they see mah biceptz while I'm edging and weed eating mah yard. And they bow to mah awesomeness when I run the hood like the wild freaking beast I am. Gawd damn, it is so hard being this great.

Originally Posted by dbx

Did I mention that all the menz frantically yell for their wives and daughters to get inside the house?

DBX = Bill Brasky

He goes about 6 foot 9, 340.

**StressMonkey** · 10-03-2009, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by dbx

Gawd damn, I never even thought about wearing a shirt

Did I mention that all the menz frantically yell for their wives and daughters to get inside the house?

Here ya ga big guy.

**Whatanejit** · 10-04-2009, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by dbx

The neighbors tremble when I go to get the newspaper. Their jazws all drop when they see mah biceptz while I'm edging and weed eating mah yard. And they bow to mah awesomeness when I run the hood like the wild freaking beast I am. Gawd damn, it is so hard being this great.

* Swoon *

**Keltron** · 10-04-2009, 07:10 AM

the house on our left has some chubby gangbangers in it. I always wonder how being out of shape and having a gangster lifestyle works out. If and when you fight, you have to pretty much rely on haymakers...because if you don't land a good solid punch, you're fxcked.. unless your opponent is just as fat as you.

The house on my right is a korean family so they're all in pretty good shape.

**taf1968** · 10-04-2009, 07:33 AM

Colorado is a pretty "fit" population overall . . . don't get me wrong, there's more than a fair share of people who are not. But I'd say most of my neighbors are in pretty decent shape (lots of tennis moms, road/mountain bikers, golfers, hikers, etc).

I can only think of 2 or 3 guys near me who lift regularly though. There's one dude down the street who's pretty jacked and does all his yard work with his shirt off--and I have to admit he's built the way I'd like to be (no homo/no DBX).

**Skidmarx** · 10-04-2009, 08:42 AM

My neighbors on both sides are in the navy, so they are in pretty good shape

**kimm4** · 10-04-2009, 09:54 AM

I would say about 90% of the people in my neighborhood are obese. It's too bad.

**boodog** · 10-04-2009, 10:36 AM

My Neighbors are all so OBESE...I feel so ALONE...

**Bigdumogre** · 10-04-2009, 10:43 AM

all i got to say is that i walked my dog the other day and a neigherber down the block a really heavyset man was sitting in a chair in his garage with the door open.and he had his dog runnin on the treadmill i lol

**Nikonguy** · 10-04-2009, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by boodog

My Neighbors are all so OBESE...I feel so ALONE...

Too many pic-a-nic baskets, eh Boo Boo?

**Nikonguy** · 10-04-2009, 11:06 AM

brb, burning down my neighborhood so some fit people can move in.

**Keltron** · 10-04-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by kimm4

I would say about 90% of the people in my neighborhood are obese. It's too bad.

Yeah but it'll be too bad for you come winter time and your lean butt has to crank up your heater for warmth while they save a ton on energy costs!

Originally Posted by boodog

My Neighbors are all so OBESE...I feel so ALONE...

Lol.. if he comes knocking asking to borrow a cup of sugar, don't open.. it's a trick!

Originally Posted by Bigdumogre

all i got to say is that i walked my dog the other day and a neigherber down the block a really heavyset man was sitting in a chair in his garage with the door open.and he had his dog runnin on the treadmill i lol

You're shxtting me! lol, that's hillarious.

**dungeonmistress** · 10-04-2009, 08:45 PM

my neighbors run the gamut from fat lazy bastages to young skinny partiers who drive me crazy at 4 am. i am the fittest one in the 'hood.

**immuno** · 10-04-2009, 08:56 PM

I'm living in my parents' house while they are snowbirding in Arizona. (Yea I know. No one here would even believe the horrifying story about how that came about) Anyway, the neighborhood is full of retirees. I think I could take everyone on the block with the exception of one guy a few houses down. He's about 85, but looks just mean as hell. I'm not sure if I'm more fit than him, and I have doubts if I could take him in a fight.

**dungeonmistress** · 10-04-2009, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by immuno

I'm living in my parents' house while they are snowbirding in Arizona. (Yea I know. No one here would even believe the horrifying story about how that came about) Anyway, the neighborhood is full of retirees. I think I could take everyone on the block with the exception of one guy a few houses down. He's about 85, but looks just mean as hell. I'm not sure if I'm more fit than him, and I have doubts if I could take him in a fight.

this reminds me of izzy mendelbaum from seinfeld, and his son. "IT'S GO TIME!!"

**tomdana** · 10-04-2009, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by boodog

My Neighbors are all so OBESE...I feel so ALONE...

I should have known before I opened the photo. Any new close encounters?

**dungeonmistress** · 10-04-2009, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bigdumogre

all i got to say is that i walked my dog the other day and a neigherber down the block a really heavyset man was sitting in a chair in his garage with the door open.and he had his dog runnin on the treadmill i lol

dang i'd love to see this.

**jeffaus** · 10-04-2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by immuno

I'm living in my parents' house while they are snowbirding in Arizona. (Yea I know. No one here would even believe the horrifying story about how that came about) Anyway, the neighborhood is full of retirees. I think I could take everyone on the block with the exception of one guy a few houses down. He's about 85, but looks just mean as hell. I'm not sure if I'm more fit than him, and I have doubts if I could take him in a fight.

Are you sure the old guy is not Clint Eastwood, just dont go on his lawn.

**bamatank** · 10-05-2009, 06:35 AM

Its actually quite sad to say that I am the neighborhood body. I by no stretch have a super great body. But one of my neighbors, K, was at a candle party. My wife was invited to the party but couldn't go. The wife and I go to K's house to let our kids play together. K tell us that another nieghbor, after confirming that my wife wasn't at the party, went on and on about my body when I work in the yard and garden without a shirt. A third neighbor told her recently divorced friends to meet at her house to watch me do yard work.

**bamatank** · 10-05-2009, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by immuno

I'm living in my parents' house while they are snowbirding in Arizona. (Yea I know. No one here would even believe the horrifying story about how that came about) Anyway, the neighborhood is full of retirees. I think I could take everyone on the block with the exception of one guy a few houses down. He's about 85, but looks just mean as hell. I'm not sure if I'm more fit than him, and I have doubts if I could take him in a fight.

I used to work with this old guy, when I framed houses, that was just insanely fit. he could out run and out lift and out work the youngest (seemingly strongest) guys in the jobsite.

**cozener** · 10-05-2009, 07:02 AM

I have one neighbor that is very fit but other than him I'm about the fittest guy living within a 2 mile radius. That said, I don't see any morbidly obese people in my neighborhood but definitely a few fat folks. But for the most part they're just not in shape...thick in the middle, middle aged folks.

**bamatank** · 10-05-2009, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by boodog

My Neighbors are all so OBESE...I feel so ALONE...

I live in AL my state is fatter than yours. We can all say thank god for MS.

**sluge** · 10-05-2009, 07:47 AM

90% of my neighbors are overweight. I have one in particular who isn't that bad,but when i get around him he sucks the belly in and pokes his chest out to make look like he works out and he gets pissed when his wife grabs my chest, hehehe. Oh well, jealousy can damage one's spirit. F*** him.

**partsRheavy** · 10-06-2009, 12:44 AM

Neighbors are building a barn, and they are looking better and better as the project progresses LOL.

I need to get to work.

**bikes4u** · 10-06-2009, 07:51 AM

neighbors across street are obese and proud. I think the highlight of their week is when the "big" sis comes over with McD's for everyone. Neighbors to the side are Karate teachers so he is in good shape, she not in too bad shape. Other neighbor is big fat and bad attitude along with her teenage daughter---I often have to pick up garbage from their yard and take 2 feet to the trash can. Overall I would say 80% of neighbors are VERY obese (mostly huge women)

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 10-06-2009, 09:57 AM

Gee another we're so great thread............. dbx, love your posts.......... owe you more reps.

**JonnyStead** · 10-06-2009, 12:32 PM

There's a young chap next door who has sorted himself out in the last year. Lost a lot of weight but is all about the cardio (nothing wrong with that).

On the other side, well frankly they are lovely people but could probably drop dead any day now.

**StressMonkey** · 10-06-2009, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by bamatank

K tell us that another nieghbor, after confirming that my wife wasn't at the party, went on and on about my body when I work in the yard and garden without a shirt. A third neighbor told her recently divorced friends to meet at her house to watch me do yard work.

Lol. Nice. That reminds me of this.

**paolo59** · 10-06-2009, 11:53 PM

Isn't tonight "meet your neighbor night?" Leave your porch light on, sit outside, and say hi to the folks who live around you? I seem to have heard something about that today! Your neighbors are your best friends, regardless of how fat and overweight they might be. God, pray that he/she has sleep-apnia! They just might hear the prowler breaking into your back door while you're sound asleep! I have no idea who my neighbors are, and that, to be honest, is a pitiful thing! I'm sure they're fine folk, just trying to get by like I am. Hell, we need to get together, if nothing other than to bitch about what's going on, and share a beer or two!

**paolo59** · 10-07-2009, 12:12 AM

Ha! I had a neighbor years ago in Brownsville, Texas. A hard as nails liberal old lady who could talk your ears off when it came to politics. She had lost a son in Vietnam. I didn't agree with anything she had to say, and was young and stupid, having lived all of 21 years. I didn't particularly know why I thought anything. I can't say that she opened my eyes, but she could make one hell of a chicken soup when I had a cold or felt bad. I don't know just how she knew that, I didn't show up at her door to say that I was "under the weather!" She was worth her weight in gold. Her mother, who I did know, the little old lady, was what anyone could have ever dreamed or wanted for a grandmother. Good neighbors are a God-send. Bless their hearts, fat, overweight, slobs, or otherwise!!!!!!

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