How do you deal with the random boners and what are your funny and embarassing storie

**good_fella** · 03-27-2009, 03:20 PM

i sware sometimes those random boners are killers, these are a few of my worse experiences. after going boner free for nearly the whole of my business class, i contracted one right at the end so when the teacher dismissed us i just sat down for a few minutes while everyone left just acting as if i was packing my bag really slowly but it wasnt going it was such a triumphant rod-on, anyway my teacher eventually tells me to get out so i sorta had to hold my jacket over my crotch area and sort of bend over whilst walking out. the worst time though was in my freinds car i was wearing jogging bottoms and i got kegged as i got out the car i had pulled the boner into the waistband as to concela it but when my trousers came down and i had a random boner after been in a car full of guys............yeh pretty awkward oh btw no homo im as straight as a laser beam

**blazeftp** · 03-27-2009, 03:35 PM

:O i thought that stoped when you where like 15

)

**Davidthefat** · 03-27-2009, 03:36 PM

I got it during class when I was sitting next to a girl and the bell rang, so I just covered it with my bag and went to next class

**user787877877** · 03-27-2009, 03:40 PM

I cover them in natty PB and make random bitches lick it off.

**allergic2rice** · 03-27-2009, 03:42 PM

turn to the nearest babe and go "it's not gonna suck itself b1tch"

**lololololo65** · 03-27-2009, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by EnoughZakary

I cover them in natty PB and make random bitches lick it off.

....You're a virgin

js

**Davidthefat** · 03-27-2009, 03:44 PM

IDK whats wrong with me, but my dick doesnt get hard randomly, its very rare...

**Duke999** · 03-27-2009, 03:44 PM

sometimes i just flip it up into the waistband of my boxers. it hides it and it feels awesome. i almost blew a load in my belly button.

**lololololo65** · 03-27-2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Davidthefat

I got it during class when I was sitting next to a girl and the bell rang, so I just covered it with my bag and went to next class

Doubt it was too visible, no point covering it.

**cds2011** · 03-27-2009, 03:44 PM

stop beating off so much

**drgnframe24** · 03-27-2009, 03:45 PM

just pulled it into my waistband back in school when i got them
"it hides it and it feels good"

**allergic2rice** · 03-27-2009, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by cds1993

stop beating off so much

the opposite actually

**DhavokBoss** · 03-27-2009, 03:48 PM

gay

**user787877877** · 03-27-2009, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by lololololo65

....You're a virgin

js

And having a girl lick PB off my dick negates that how?...

**Atheimetal** · 03-27-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by EnoughZakary

And having a girl lick PB off my dick negates that how?...

Obviously that won't be enough for them. It'll send them into a sex-crazed rage at which point they will 'take advantage' of your good nature.

**ONpump17** · 03-27-2009, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by blazeftp

:O i thought that stoped when you where like 15

)

mine r still goin

Originally Posted by EnoughZakary

I cover them in natty PB and make random bitches lick it off.

lulz, but at the cost of the om nom nom PB!

Originally Posted by Davidthefat

IDK whats wrong with me, but my dick doesnt get hard randomly, its very rare...

my random ones get rarer and rarer progressively.

**Mike1991** · 03-27-2009, 05:28 PM

I just did the old flip in the waistband, but there was this nerdy kid in my grade 10 business class that sat beside the girl he liked and this kid had a boner like EVERY day, he wore trackpants so it was very obvious and he was clueless as **** lol, wouldnt try to hide at all lol. Everyone in the school would always ask him about how class was and **** and this kid had no clue lol

**AusterMule** · 03-27-2009, 05:55 PM

the worst is in gym class when your wearing those thin shorts...

akward moments...

**dirtyjerz** · 03-27-2009, 06:01 PM

i dont really get these anymore. used to be a big problem 2-3 years ago.

**IRockNikes** · 03-27-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by allergic2rice

the opposite actually

Idk when I fap, I get them like crazy. And ya its so annoying. It used to be worst in 7-8 grade, I couldn't even sit for 5 min, w/o getting one. Just wear jeans. It wont hide it completely, but its better than sweatpants.

**zma_21** · 03-27-2009, 06:14 PM

good stuff hahah

**user12648206321544** · 03-27-2009, 06:22 PM

Wear it proud

**batmanman** · 03-27-2009, 06:48 PM

i dont get random ones... im usually always thinking about bangin some chick when I get one

**nickftw** · 03-27-2009, 06:55 PM

boxer briefs?
problem solved

**NathanielS** · 03-27-2009, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by nickftw

boxer briefs?
problem solved

Let's be honest, for anyone with a wang bigger than 3 inchs when erected is not going to have their problem solved by boxer briefs.

**IRockNikes** · 03-27-2009, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by nickftw

boxer briefs?
problem solved

lol no. Maybe a few years back.

**94beast** · 03-27-2009, 07:21 PM

Whats a boner? Is that the thing my teacher tells me to put down?

**Body1416** · 03-27-2009, 07:22 PM

i think of dead kittens

**7399martyn** · 03-27-2009, 07:25 PM

i hold my books over it, i hope that the teacher doesnt call me up.

**IRockNikes** · 03-27-2009, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by 7399martyn

i hold my books over it, i hope that the teacher doesnt call me up.

Just be like my stomach hurts.

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