I just got into body building about two months ago. I went into the GNC the other day to pick up some protein power, you know, to put on some gains. Anyways, the guy working there ended up talking me into buying all kinds of sh*t. Amino acids, L-glutamine, vitamin C... anyways the list goes on.
One thing that I thought was strange though, is he told me that fish oil should be taken ANALLY! I thought the guy was just f*cking with me, but then I asked around my buddies and they told me the guy wasnt just skrewing with me, they said thats how they take it too!
I've been taking the fish oil as directed by the GNC worker for about a week now... Im not noticing any benefits. My sh*ts however have become loose and oily. ANY SUGGESTIONS/IS THE WHOLE WORLD JUST MESSING WITH ME OR WHAT??
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Thread: Fish Oil: Take RECTALLY???
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11-12-2008, 06:56 PM #1
Fish Oil: Take RECTALLY???
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11-12-2008, 06:57 PM #2
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Troll??
Anyway, that was funny.Jay is the name.
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11-12-2008, 06:57 PM #3
wow. seriously. wow.
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11-12-2008, 07:01 PM #4
*Facepalm*
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11-12-2008, 07:02 PM #5
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wow, and hes in the green... damn.... i feel like crap lol.
Working it out boss.
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11-12-2008, 07:11 PM #6
I didn't laugh once. Sorry.
I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar...
Hospital please.
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11-12-2008, 07:12 PM #7
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Best way to absorb the fats from the fishoil is to shove it up your ass. Keep up the good work.
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11-12-2008, 07:16 PM #8
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11-12-2008, 07:18 PM #9
I heard the best way is to shove it down your urethra, good luck with the 1000mg caps!
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11-12-2008, 07:18 PM #10
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double fail....
going into GNC and actually buying alot of stuff
fish oil suppository....
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11-12-2008, 07:19 PM #11
No wonder you haven't been experiencing any effects. When taken anally, an entire fish should be used not just oil capsules.
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11-12-2008, 07:19 PM #12
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11-12-2008, 07:20 PM #13
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11-12-2008, 07:31 PM #14
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Wow, I thought I clicked on the supplements section, but I must have clicked Misc. instead.
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11-12-2008, 07:34 PM #15
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meez liek feesh n mhy but 2
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11-12-2008, 07:50 PM #16
Same goes for Uni-Liver. More effective.
i take it for granted that no hearer of mine will misinterpret what I have to say as the language of cynicism
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11-12-2008, 07:56 PM #17
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11-12-2008, 07:56 PM #18
Something smells fishy here lol
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11-12-2008, 07:57 PM #19
I actually just shove whole handfuls of whey up my ass too, quickest PWO absorption IMHO
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11-12-2008, 08:04 PM #20
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someone post that south park vid where cartman shoves food up his ass and craps out his mouth
http://voidempathy.blogspot.com/
It has words and stuff
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11-12-2008, 08:07 PM #21
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11-12-2008, 09:43 PM #22
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11-12-2008, 09:50 PM #23
Judging from the replies... I take it that I dont shove the fish oil pills up my ass. I swear to god, Im going to kick my friends F*CKING ASS! Im going to track down that GNC bastard too. I cant believe I fell for that sh*t.
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11-12-2008, 09:52 PM #24
rectal administration offers the highest level of absorption
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To make me fret or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
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11-12-2008, 09:53 PM #25
almost spit out my white flood when I read the title
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11-12-2008, 09:53 PM #26
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All I can think of is that South Park where everyone starts putting food up their ass, and pooping out of their mouths.
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11-12-2008, 09:59 PM #27I got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
I got no strings on me
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11-12-2008, 10:01 PM #28
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11-12-2008, 10:03 PM #29
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I think it's a good idea to shove fish oil up your ass. I heard cyanide is beneficial as well taken in suppository form...
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11-12-2008, 10:04 PM #30
you guys chill out before he post pics. i think we've seen enough horror pics this week.
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