Ever since taking syntha 6 i feel im gassing the whole house down with really sewagy farts. Im at risk of the walls turning green and my girlfriend leaving me.
On a serious note the smell and frequency of farts is not acceptable. Its every 10 minutes and the smell lingers for ages.
Im just wondering if anyone else shares the same problem?
are their any supplements which can be taken to help get rid of the nuclear farting issues i have?
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11-06-2008, 10:22 AM #1
Anyone have excessive smelly farts from supplements?
............. what i say should be taken with a pinch of salt and a gram of coke............
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11-06-2008, 10:53 AM #3
My farts are devastating, i work at the casino here and whenever im assigned to the top of one of the escalators I always, ALWAYS drop atomic anus bombs right before people go down them. Right after they pass through those venomous vapors they look back and shoot me the look of death while im trying to hold back my hysterical laughter....ahhh good times.
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11-06-2008, 03:53 PM #22
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Today I have been farting so bad that I have had a hard time standing my own stank and I love my stank too. I farted so bad today I thought I actually shat myself but I checked and there was nothing it was probably the worst smell ever to be emitted from my body
Now the wolves become nothing more than sheep.
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11-06-2008, 04:00 PM #24
Wehn I was on a bulk last summer, I got 2 seperate sewer comments in the same day, from 2 seperate people. One was my boss, the other (much funnier) was my roomate. I was sitting in the basement when he got home one day, and he came down and was like "dude, I think the sewer's backed up or something". He was totally serious. I was like no, that's just my ass...
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11-06-2008, 04:14 PM #26
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Chlorophyll is also helpful. And digestive enzymes really help too. But, why not keep the stench and use it as a weapon of ass destruction when your GF pisses you off?
Pain is temporary, It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit however, it lasts forever. That surrender, even the smallest act of giving up, stays with me. So when I feel like quitting, I ask myself, which would I rather live with? Facing up to that question, and finding a way to go on, is the real reward, better than any trophy. -Lance Armstrong
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11-09-2008, 08:00 AM #29
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I have to routinely switch chairs at work because my farts linger in the fabric and cushion. Whenever i sit down the force causes a fart like smell to erupt from the chair. I have to do this secretly when nobody is around to avoid "Questions". I tried the febreeze but people questioned why i was febreezing my chair and the combo of Febreeze and farts is much worse! Whey protein disrupts work at my office, lol.
It is universally well known, that in digesting our common food, there is created or produced in the bowels of human creatures, a great quantity of wind. That the permitting this air to escape and mix with the atmosphere, is usually offensive to the company, from the fetid smell that accompanies it. That all well-bred people therefore, to avoid giving such offence, forcibly restrain the efforts of nature to discharge that wind.
Ben Franklin Essay about "Trouser Coughs" 1781-
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11-09-2008, 08:02 AM #30
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