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06-24-2008, 10:18 PM #39
Here's a second one, these are both true, seriously.
For finals in English, we had to stand up in front of the class and give a 10 minute speech on a subject of our choosing, mine was on the pros and cons of Illegal Immigration.
In my English class, there's this Filipino chick, maybe B Cup, but damn she has legs so fine that would make Frosty the Snowman cum flames. She's known to go Commando all the time, but always wears Jeans or low cut shorts. Once in a blue moon, she wears a skit, and once in a blue moon's lunar eclipse, she wears a skirt with no panties on.
So, this is one of those days she wears a skirt "Damn," I thought "I might be able to get a beaver shot, see some camel toe or some ****."
Well with this presentation, the teacher let you have note cards, and I had like 23 for mine. The girl was sitting in the front row behind the "podium" (which was actually a ****ty piece of wood with an equally ****ty piece of wood to keep your notecards on, basically like a 2x4 with a crappy piece of plywood on top)
I begin my speech, I had the brilliant idea that whenever I flipped notecards, that I'd sneak a peak at her cooter, or cameltoe, whatever was there. I read through the first notecard without a hitch, perfectly, and when I switched the notecard, I looked down, her legs were wide open, and BAM. NO PANTIES.
I basically got an instant hard on.
Throughout the rest of the speech, I was stammering and stuttering because I knew that if any of the rest of my classmates looked at my nether-region, they'd see a python ready to strike. I wanted to get that speech done so bad I honestly probably would have done almost anything.
I couldn't stop looking down at her pussy either. So by about three quarters the way through the speech, she notices that I've been looking at her cooch, and she crosses her legs. Luckily, there was enough of my speech left to rectify my grade and deliver a good conclusion, and earn me a solid B for the Final grade. I literally ran back to my chair to hopefully cover up any evidence of people seeing my pant weasel.
I had the same girl in the next three classes, she gave me weird glances and looks the rest of the day, and I knew that whatever chances I had with her (we talked a lot, texted, hung out a few times) were completely shot.Current stats:
Bench: 230
Squat: 330
Dead: 380
Clean: 175
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06-24-2008, 10:19 PM #40
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06-24-2008, 10:23 PM #42
I had a similar thing happen to me, except that the chick was in her early 30's (serious). It was the antithesis of having a boner at a bad time. I actually tried my best to enhance my boner. In fact, I half-jokingly bounced it once hoping to get a response, but she didn't say anything. I give her props for professionalism. Nothing screams, "say something!" quite like a bouncing penor touching your gloved hands. haha
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06-24-2008, 10:48 PM #51
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This thread reminds me of high school and **** that one of my buddies used to do. We had this teacher who was kinda slow and we would always mess with him. We would do things like steal his remote and turn the TV on and off in class, then another good one was we got a very small RC car and taped a picture of a big penis on it and drove it around the class. He picked it up and we were still driving it around while it was in his desk.
The funniest thing though was my buddy got a boner and he would go up to the teachers desk and start knocking things off the teachers desk with his hog. The teacher just looked up at him and said what the hells wrong with you.
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06-24-2008, 10:50 PM #52
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06-24-2008, 10:57 PM #54
I used to have this thing for a girl in my class. She would always sit right in front of me and she had quite simply the nicest ass that I have ever seen. One time in the middle of class I was staring at this girls ass and I got one of the biggest boners of my life. I think that the teacher sensed that i wasn't paying attention and asked me to come up and write something on the board. I waited as long as I could before standing up and before even standing up I shove my hands in my pockets in order to try and hide my giant boner. I took very short but quick steps to the front of the room and wrote very slowly with one hand still in my pocket. After I finished writing what she wanted my boner had gone down a considerable amount, but I still had to keep both hands in my pockets. Sucked big time.
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06-24-2008, 10:59 PM #55
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06-24-2008, 11:01 PM #56
I train MMA and one day we were rolling and this ugly girl like a busted up boxer chick and me started doing some jitz long story short got a hard on it was like a tweener.
I ended up telling people know the whole gym knows and I get **** all the time for it.
Also pretty much every time I roll with a girl I get a woody and well to me that's a ****ty time I mean jitz is all about being tight and not alot of space and when your sporting a hard on it's hard to hide.
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06-24-2008, 11:04 PM #57
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06-24-2008, 11:08 PM #59
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Well i went to a catholic grammar school and in 7th grade we were in church and it was gym day, so we had our sweatpants on and right before communion i popped a boner for no reason at all so i started freaking out so i walked up with my hands in front of my penor to push it down and i took the host on the tongue so i didnt have to move my hands and reveal my boner.
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06-24-2008, 11:11 PM #60
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