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[chazzy1864]

I still don't get the dorito connection. _/-\_ (or whatever that thing that means "shrugs")

He gave out doritos on halloween instead of candy.

[kvk1]

As I said I used to work for a pizza shop that was, by Alaskan standards, pretty decent. I never got very good at hand tossing though.

Did you guys sell weird pizzas? Like with moose or whale blubber or something?

[ThickAsABrick]

Did you guys sell weird pizzas? Like with moose or whale blubber or something?

Those would probably be popular in Australia.

Stupid Aussies.

[Final_Rep]

Did you guys sell weird pizzas? Like with moose or whale blubber or something?

lol no. Whale blubber, btw, is called muktuk, and it's disgusting.

We got our meats from a company called Teddy's Tasty Meats. I was always very suspicious of Teddy.

[im2manly]

The only time anyone has ever been able to successfully trim our dag's nails were the times he was put under for surgery.

Thats probably because you two are the same size and he knows you're beta.

[kvk1]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...6cc9_blog.html

[theshoupguy]

Get yourself a headblade

Nope - those are overpriced and gimmicky. Normally zero issues with regular Mach 3 blades - been a few years since I've sliced my head open like that.

Ohhh you're just being sour grapes.

If I was Doritoson I would've phrased it as such:

I bet you'd like some hard hairy Italian beef in your dong receptable.

LOLOLOLOLOL.

I think that still may be too subtle.

[Dominik]

Those would probably be popular in Australia.

Stupid Aussies.

Yes, we get it. TAAB's notoriously snobbish tastebuds don't approve of Hawaiian pizza.

But instead of blaming Australians for this culinary fail, why don't you look at its origins, which I believe are much closer to home. Then blame Doritoson.

Canadian invented the Hawaiian pizza

[Hishiad]

Pictures of the head gash shoups?

[adamdavidson47]

Yes, we get it. TAAB's notoriously snobbish tastebuds don't approve of Hawaiian pizza.

But instead of blaming Australians for this culinary fail, why don't you look at its origins, which I believe are much closer to home. Then blame Doritoson.

Canadian invented the Hawaiian pizza

I'll take the blame, Hawaiian Pizza is delicious. Add green peppers to a Hawaiian and it's heaven.

[Dominik]

I'll take the blame, Hawaiian Pizza is delicious. Add green peppers to a Hawaiian and it's heaven.

I'll admit it's the last pizza on the menu I would order and that would probably be at gunpoint.

I hope TAAB approves of this because TAAB's approval means a lot to me.

[adamdavidson47]

I'll admit it's the last pizza on the menu I would order and that would probably be at gunpoint.

I hope TAAB approves of this because TAAB's approval means a lot to me.

The last pizza on the menu I would order is the hot dog stuffed crust from Pizza Hut.

[Hishiad]

I'll admit it's the last pizza on the menu I would order and that would probably be at gunpoint.

I hope TAAB approves of this because TAAB's approval means a lot to me.

As it should Dom, as it should.

[Final_Rep]

Nope - those are overpriced and gimmicky. Normally zero issues with regular Mach 3 blades - been a few years since I've sliced my head open like that.

I use a Mach 3 as well. Works like a charm, as long as the hair isn't too long. If I let it grow out too far I take a buzzer to it first before the razor.

[theshoupguy]

There are so many things wrong with this.

"Duval court hearing: No kids for now in church where sex offender preaches"
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2...oEOMXwo.reddit

[theshoupguy]

Also, Steam fall sales start in about an hour, and holiday sales are projected to be from December 20th to January 4th.

Prepare your wallets, gamernerds.

[Farley1324]

Myers is a solid top 10 TE this season. In my league he's sitting between Vernon Davis and Owen Daniels for total points...

I bid everything I had on him, lol

[strongforgood]

I kind of want to start making my own pizza at home.

From creating the sauce myself to kneading the dough and everything.

Seems like a really relaxing/rewarding culinary endeavor.

I highly recommend the following:
1) pizza yeast (much easier to make fairly thin crust)
2) baking stone (helps keep oven very hot, cooks crust crisp and evenly)

edited to add:
3) not using whale blubber

[theshoupguy]

+chinese food

[strongforgood]

When I make cranberries I buy them fresh, boil them, and throw in a cup of sugar and a cup of bourbon.

I just made this - it is awesome!

(boiled the sugar and bourbon first, then added the cranberries and boiled 10 minutes)

[chazzy1864]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...6cc9_blog.html

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When is said harsh winter to begin? lI hope not until after 15 december. I'm flying in on the 1st and around teh 15th a moving company will start hauling my sh*t to Florida. I'll be driving down myself. Hopefully I can manipulate some female into flying up to VA for a couple of days then road tripping down so I have company (I don't want to ask a VA female to road trip to FL, because then I'd be sleeping with a VA girl while in FL. Such a gross waste of time) and/or perhaps my best friend won't be such a worthless turd and will do the same, sans the sex.

The last pizza on the menu I would order is the hot dog stuffed crust from Pizza Hut.

That is why you live on that side of the border. In 'Murica, everything is better with hot dogs.

+chinese food

^ This. I eagerly await Kvk's creation coming to fruition.

[Final_Rep]

One thing I learned about pizza: don't get a bacon cheeseburger pizza. If you want the flavor of a bacon cheeseburger, then get a bacon cheeseburger. HTH

Chazz are you moving to FL permanently, no more Germany etc?

[chazzy1864]

One thing I learned about pizza: don't get a bacon cheeseburger pizza. If you want the flavor of a bacon cheeseburger, then get a bacon cheeseburger. HTH

Chazz are you moving to FL permanently, no more Germany etc?

Vacation and just finally moving my sh*t out of my apartment in VA that I haven't lived in in forever down to my place in Florida.

I'll be flying back to Germany on the 31st.

[Final_Rep]

Vacation and just finally moving my sh*t out of my apartment in VA that I haven't lived in in forever down to my place in Florida.

I'll be flying back to Germany on the 31st.

Gotcha. My parents live in FL during the winter in Melbourne Beach. Not a bad little community imho.

[adamdavidson47]

What happened to Rome? Did that get kiboshed?

[therorschach]

how long is naldi banned?

[adamdavidson47]

how long is naldi banned?

I think someone said a year? Hopefully I'm wrong.

[Dominik]

how long is naldi banned?

Another 69 days.

Returns: 01-29-2013 01:00 PM

From what I can gather 'mod hate'/questioning moderators' decisions typically = 3 month ban.

[adamdavidson47]

It's annoying how much women love Kenny Chesney. I do not care that he's singing the half time show at the Cowboys' thanksgiving day game. Only a chick would care, and watch.

I hate Kenny Chesney.

[PeterGibbons316]

I just made this - it is awesome!

(boiled the sugar and bourbon first, then added the cranberries and boiled 10 minutes)

Note to self: pick up some cranberries on the way home.

One thing I learned about pizza: don't get a bacon cheeseburger pizza. If you want the flavor of a bacon cheeseburger, then get a bacon cheeseburger. HTH

I've found this to be the case with all non-traditional pizzas - BBQ chicken, buffalo chicken, chicken alfredo, etc. Pretty much everything on the menu at California Pizza Kitchen.